Shrinking Violet

COLLEGE

[futuretrain]

all stories are about time loops, except for time loops, which are about grief

[anitaunderfoot]

shout out to the OB today who pointed at the still connected umbilical cord/placenta and said "Do ya' wanna get in here?"

God bless you, yes I did wanna get in there

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[someonesfavoriteworstnightmare]

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

[halfbakedpoet]

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

[halfbakedpoet]

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

[halfbakedpoet]

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

[halfbakedpoet]

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

[halfbakedpoet]

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

[cwnerd12]

There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

[tributary]

gardening book called ‘maslow’s hierarchy of weeds’

[bluestockingbaby]

physics book called ‘maslow’s hierarchy of speeds’

[dangerously-human]

Theology book called “Maslow’s hierarchy of creeds”

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Electrocardiography textbook Maslows Hierarchy of Leads

[ave-immaculata]

Fermentation book called Maslow's hierarchy of meads

[tributary]

halloween book called ‘Maslow’s Hierarchy of Screams’

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Social media site called Maslow's hierarchy of screeds

[cean-untitled]

Enology textbook called Merlot's hierarchy of Lees

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Jewelry making class called Maslow's hierarchy of beads.

[regexkind]

Equestrian handbook called Maslow's hierarchy of steeds

[luckyladylily]

Economics textbook called Maslow's hierarchy of greeds.

[maeamian]

Kinematics textbook called "Maslow's hierarchy of g's"

[canadianwheatpirates]

Blood typology textbook called "Maslow's hierarchy of bleeds"

[nonasuch]

Basketweaving book called “Maslow’s hierarchy of reeds”

[galaxystew]

Library display of these books labeled “Maslow’s hierarchy of reads”

[anitaunderfoot]

Tailoring handbook called “Maslow’s hierarchy of tweeds” 

[sovietpostcards]

“Don’t leave [the gas stove] unattended”. A Soviet wall mosaic in Novorossiysk, Russia.

[pettyprocrastination]

pedro pascal stans post a picture and be like “sugar daddy🥵 dilf 🥵dom😫 spit in my mouth🥺 punch me in the stomach 🥵yes sir im your whore🥵” and its a picture of a man who looks like he would make it to the quarter finals of the great british bakeoff and then lose. 

[pettyprocrastination]

This right here is a man who rolled his fondue too thin during the showstopper challenge

[cherryevathings]

[hisiheyah]

(mostly) based on a true story

[thorkidumpster]

hey quick question how do you think centaurs masturbate

[davids-harbour]

The Shape of Water (2017) + letterboxd reviews (insp.)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[potatoesandsunshine]

here we go

[ghoul-wizard]

Not enough Hollywood movies have slime and goop. Back before cgi if you had any sort of alien liquid you needed a guy who could make various slimes, goops, or dribble. Not anymore.

[terezis]

you know how when you marry someone with a title, a lot of the time you also gain that title??? like. becoming a princess because you married the prince.

by that logic does marrying a wizard make you a wizard as well

[bastardsorcerer]

i’ve met a lot of wizards who say it doesn’t work like that because wizard is like doctor

“i didn’t go to wizard school for ten years to be called MR. EVIL.”

sorcerers do work like that though if you marry a sorcerer you also become a sorcerer

[computationalcalculator]

[choodraws]

birthday tradition 🎂 cakes i’ve drawn on my birthday from 2018 to now

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[kaiserghidorah]

Prey (2022) spoiler without context: