Semi-Precious

Recently graduated and flailing through life. Current Obsession: Hockey

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[finny-red]

Home Sweet Home 🌃🌙

[antimonysb]

Late to it I know but oh my god, ep 5 of heated rivalry.

It may be one of my favourite episodes of anything ever!

Look at them having emotions and actually reaching out to each other!

I’m saving episode 6 for tonight!

[talibri]

just let me sleep fr

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Another Sunday the 26th!

[snail-mail-33]

okay okay so, because of Yuna "slut him out" Hollander, the whole world already thinks Shane is a hot mfer but Ilya, whilst obviously an attractive man, has not had the same exposure. Like he's done interviews shirtless and posted things on insta that made enough people feral so he has a small but determined army of stans, but it's not like a universally accepted fact that he's hot af. Most people only see him almost completely engulfed in hockey gear being an asshole.

So when Hollanov is revealed, there's probably a bunch of outrage about how Shane could do better etc. Ilya is not too bothered about this (because he agrees) but Shane is fuming. So he sets Yuna on the case who gets him a very horned up Ciroc advert and a joint Calvin Klein campaign and the entire world is like omfg my bad good pull Shane lol #beefcake4beefcake

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[handsywoman]

*god, you're all mine, aren't you? i finally have you the way i was terrified even dreaming of. we can play house, pretend that we're a normal couple, and there's nothing standing between us and being happy. i've loved you for so long and now i get to have you. get to have you with your morning breath and with your socks under our bed. get to have you in the morning, afternoon, evening. don't have to hide you in the dead of night. i have time to kiss you without hurry, i have time to soak in just being together. all mine. all yours.*

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[katebishoply]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[urmumsfan]

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

[louisegluckpdf]

how it feels to go to the library without a specific book in mind and to leave with a stack of books you’re excited about in your arms just like you did as a little kid

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[wyvern-whiskey]

Everyone has the right to be weak.

[foxes-in-love]

[dancinbutterfly]

POV of a person who has intentionally ascended to a leadership position

[doing a daily affirmation into the dressing room mirror]: I applied to be the ringmaster of this circus. I am responsible for writing the incident reports for any damages caused by or that happen to these monkeys.