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The Tempescope is an Ambient Weather Device that Simulates the Forecast on Your Desktop
this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
literally one of my favourite pictures ever
nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes
If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks
Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity
THIS IS THE SAME DUDE
BITCH NO WAYYYY
I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That’s goals.
one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was.
I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that’s just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the “nice” looking people you get comfort from their presence.
Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe.
Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive. Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.
Punk has heart just as much as any other style, even though it’s loud, there are good people within it. Never judge a book by its cover, bor a person by their clothing choices.
New Print Link Masterpost - Illuminated Shitpost Prints
Hey yall, here’s an updated link promo post for stuff on the store for shitposts now that ive phased some prints out and updated others. Spiders Georg will return in Avengers Endgame around the end of October at the latest so everyone’ll be able to get it in time for winter gift season.
In any case here’s the long post with everything and all the links, feel free to press j to skip or blacklist the tag “print link masterpost” These links dont include commissions, there’s other listings for that, and I’ll be making another post for non shitpost print designs. Any pieces where the OG post is NOT my shitpost (and was not posted anonymously) I either got permission for them with the writer directly OR have a tracker that sends them a percentage of sales in payment for use.
here we go
1) Naval Seal Copypasta
2) Dummy Thicc Ventricles
3) Thy Mother
4) Limerick Rolled
5) Descend Into Hell…
6) Fireball
7) Ronald Reagan’s Grave is a Gender Neutral Bathroom
8) Man Door Hand Hook Car Door
9) Welcome to Mcdawnalds
10) Fuckin Love Coffee
11) The Sour Hour (in reference to my post about eating lemons straight)
12) My Immortal (first paragraph)
13) Spiders Georg
If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious
signs as extremely cursed images
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
My sides
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
I know what a trumpet is I play one
Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke
Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery
I tap keys
But hey what about
Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?
What about this six-string viola I found?
acoustic trumpet
#m gonna punch you
Violins is never the solution
my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle
oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it
Those are all some pretty weird saxophones
@ihasdrawing so lemme get this straight, you were a trumpet PLAYER but now you’re a French Horn.
I didn’t know French horns had tumblr.
I like ALL the flutes you’ve guys have found
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
He looks so precious 😭😭😭
i need good news about now
Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN
From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:
Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:
1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.
2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.
3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.
4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.
5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!
10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.
11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.
12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.
please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks
as someone who has been having signs of a heart attack recently, i’m really glad i found this post
Always & Forever‼️❤️😍🌈
Big shoutout to @segasaturn0 and @lordofguts for sharing a Beetlejuice bootleg :) I'm really thankful and so happy to have it.
!!! 40 CAL CHIPS !!!
FOR THIS WHOLE BOWL!
WITHOUT POTATOES, THEY TASTE (NO JOKE) LIKE ACTUAL THING
You need:
3 rice paper sheets (30 cal)
Curry paste, 1//0,5 tsp- 10 cal
Lots of spices
Mix curry paste with about 3 tbsp water, add any spices you like. Soak ripped rice paper sheets in that, they have to be soft, so leave for like 30 seconds. Remove, on plate, fridge for atleast 2 hrs.
Then here's the magic. Fry it on a dry pan, without oil until they are crispy. ← and this is important. They have to be crispy. Serve with salt.
THIS IS SO FCKING AMAZING
Emo Trinity (sorta) as Hamilton Characters
Alexander Hamilton — Pete Wentz
Aaron Burr — Mikey Way
Thomas Jefferson — Brendon Urie
James Madison — Ryan Ross
George Washington — Ray Toro
Eliza Hamilton — Patrick Stump
Angelica Schuyler — Joe Trohman
Peggy Schuyler — Andy Hurley
John Laurens — William Beckett
Marquis de Lafayette — Gabe Saporta
Hercules Mulligan — Frank Iero
Maria Reynolds — Gerard Way
King George III — Dallon Weekes
This was literally a hate crime.
I'm about to go feral over this
I don’t usually don’t do the white guilt thing but everyone I am so fucking sorry on behalf of whatever this shit is.
these are the best names
The fact that some have numbers makes me think there was a legacy or a kingdom and those are the descendents
David Tennant Characters Ranked by How Slutty They Were
Tenth Doctor
10/10 (hehe)
Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.
Casanova
1000/10
World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.
Peter Vincent
10000/10
Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.
Alec Hardy
1/10
Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.
Peter Carlisle
100/10
Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.
Scrooge McDuck
1000000000/10
Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.
(This post is unfinished and will be completed by @sapphicprinceofice)
First of all, I can’t believe you looped me into your shit. Secondly:
Hamlet
Always three seconds away from fucking either Horatio or Ophelia depending on the scene. He knew exactly what he was doing when he picked those outfits
100/10
Richard II
Kissed not one, but two (2) men, and was surrounded by a heard of boy toys. Nails and hair always on point. Those robes were Gucci
1,000/10
Benedick
JORTS
10,000/10
Crowley
His thighs give off the same energy as a college girl who got wasted off of three (3) Smirnoff Ices and tried to teach the only gay guys at the party how to drop ass in heels secretly hoping that one of them will make out with her... And that's just his thighs
100,000/10