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RHAENYRA TARGARYEN & DAEMON TARGARYEN House of the Dragon: Season 3
~~Chapter 4~~
The thrilling conclusion! Many many thanks to Delta Pavonis, you are a champion among betas. Enjoy!
HBO's House of the Dragon (United States, 2022) Season One, Episode One
Matt Smith as Daemon Targaryen.
and his dragon, Caraxes.
"The curse of the Pharaoh" trope is born from modern Egyptology and not part of ancient Egyptian beliefs, but I think the Pharaohs would really dig it.
"Fuck yeah I'm gonna curse whoever disturbs my afterlife! How fucking dare they?!"
"This is a historical mischaracterization but I think the figures I'm mischaracterizing would be into it" is a really funny take actually I support it
Shakespeare would probably be flattered by classist people thinking his plays are so good that a common-born person like him couldn't have possibly written them and the real author must be an aristocrat.
shakespeare would be fucking *insufferable* that millions of students have been forced to read and analyze his plays for centuries. and not even to debate if they're any good. but like write essays on the themes. in school. for grades. shakespeare would be so fucking smug about this his dick would explode.
“Oh people have actual Shakespeare festivals where they put on my works every year? Suck it Marlowe!”
I also bet he’d think it was cool that people either set his plays in non-contemporary time periods or adapt his plays into entirely new works of fiction, given that was the basis of his own playwrighting (and largely of playwrights in his era)
Make them kneel.
It’s my birthday you may now huzzah 🎉🥳🎈🎊
Ferdie serving absolute face as usual 🤪
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | Season Three Official Teaser Trailer
there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
THE BOY
Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).
The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.
You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.
And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.
And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.
BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.
Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.
This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.
Gentleman, if I might add:
yes you may add this
The Sandman - Ramadan II
EDWARD JAMES KENWAY Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced (2026)
"Fealty," a follow-up to this illustration: 👀
A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8)
A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8)
"Ministrations," part 3 of my king/knight illustration series 😁
anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.