the ancient and noble house of black fan club

He/She | fuck jk rowling | Travis

[ithinkthereforeidread]

— “suddenly it’s december”, margaux paul

[theres-an-endless-starry-sky]

Honestly could be any of the marauders they are having a bad time

[arcturusblackiii]

Nothing quite compares to the crackship of Tom Riddle/Alphard Black. Toxic teenage relationship that Riddle used to scam money and books out of Alphard and that Alphard used because no one would give a shit about this half blood scum. Doesn't even have proper family. He could do whatever he wanted with him. They're both awful to eachother and terrible and it's compelling. Alphard doesn't even leave his shit to Sirius because he likes the kid it's just that every other fucking family member is obsessed with his ex boyfriend who he hates.

[liquidluckdrabblechallenge]

💚 Liquid Luck Roll The Dice Challenge 2023 | Rules & Information 💚

Liquid Luck Roll The Dice Challenge 2023 is here! 🎲

After last year’s first Liquid Luck Roll The Dice Challenge, and a Winter Edition, we’re back!

The schedule :

15 June : The first day to get a prompt 1 July : The AO3 Collection opens to Liquid Luck Roll The Dice Challenge works 24 August : The final day to get a new prompt 31 August : The AO3 Collection closes to Liquid Luck Roll The Dice Challenge works

The prompts :

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[arcturusblackiii]

What sort of prompts might you give? I've done very few exchanges but this seems interesting!

[percivore]

Sorry I’m late, happy pride Joanne!

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like “Sup fuckers I’m a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one.”

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

7th years in the school are like probably “Didn’t this fucker graduate 3 years ago?”

[maybeshesnaped]

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he’s your TEACHER

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

THAT’S LOCKHART THAT’S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he’s acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

“Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I’ve seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?…Sit down.”

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he’s like 30 first book

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

[bluthatesfabrikk]

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she’s in her twenties.

[the-witches-son]

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :’)

[cokeworthprince]

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[danse-de-macabre]

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

[incorrectsnapequotes]

This whole damn thread is why I adore this corner of the fandom, like I honestly imagine Snape just having one of those GIANT mugs that’s always filled with coffee. Also I don’t even think he’d have his traditional robes he’s known for in his adulthood. Like, the man would still be scrawny af. So I genuinely believe that his best effort to look “teachery” is just a trousers and shirt all in black of course.

Like I just imagine him genuinely looking exactly like a student just without the tie and robes. Also let’s not forget to mention. Potions master and head of slytherin house at 21. He radiates chaotic energy in his early twenties. Just honestly 😌😌

[canyouhearmyfear-deactivated202]

Fleamont having a crush on Alphard but loving Euphemia too much to pursue it.

James having a crush on Regulus but pursuing Lily because he loves her and they’re soulmates.

Harry having a crush on Draco but he couldn’t pursue someone on the other side of the war.

Albus having a crush on Scorpius and being able to pursue it.

It took four generations for a Potter and a Black to be able to love each other.

[arcturusblackiii]

this is Dorea Black Charlus Potter erasure

(they got married!!! Dorea is Regulus's great aunt)

[bellatrixieblack]

how often do you think bellatrix was soft? i don't think she found herself comfortable enough around rodolphus to be gentle necessarily, after all, it's probably an arranged marriage. she definitely wasn't vulnerable around voldemort, she had to be her best self for him. but did she ever have someone to be quiet with? did her and narcissa ever have silent, calm moments? just sharing a quiet conversation over warm tea, sat in comfortable armchairs? the type of moments that crush both of their hearts, both pining to be allowed these moments forever, but knowing full well that their current lives make it impossible? cursed with the knowledge that they, as sisters, need each other, but so rarely get to see each other?

[filmnoirsbian]

I love toxic romance as much as the next bitch but tbh it can’t hold a candle to toxic sibling relationships where there’s rage, yes, and maybe even hate, but love too, and you can’t escape it and you can’t embrace it so what’s left? No one will ever know you like they know you, and no one will ever be able to hurt you like they can. This hole in your side and you can either stand by them even though what they’ve become turns your stomach or you can try to leave them behind but it doesn’t matter how far you run because they’ll always be your sibling. They’ll always have a piece of you. You were born knowing them.

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[jumpingjacktrash]

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I remember loving Hagrid when I was a child but as an adult going into ecology I realize that if he were real he would be my professional nemesis

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the equivalent of a guy with no professional qualifications and a history of illegally purchasing endangered tiger and polar bear cubs to raise in his one bedroom apartment, purposefully introducing dangerous invasive species into the refuge of a marginalized people, and the backyard breeding of hyena hybrids being hired as your high school biology teacher

sounds like Florida public schools tbh

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

god if I were a character in the Harry Potter universe JK would have written me as a sneering little bureaucract who hates fun and freedom and buys black market polyjuice potion to trans my gender (but in a way explicitly described as sad, pathetic, and a little perverse) and is also an asshole for thinking her dumb jock protagonist is kind of a jerk

[wildlifemajor]

Not to mention introducing an entire spider species to nearby forest that proceeds to take over the entire countryside and invades the school.

Ontop of that you've got a bum of a headmaster who just allows all this going on, allowing for reptiles to be attacked by his pupils, and habituated a wild bird.

[kradeiz]

Growing up often means realizing that every adult in Harry Potter was varying degrees of shit.

[soft-stims]

https://www.instagram.com/jayecreations/

[x-heesy]

Uuh I need that shizzle

[floofypuppers-deactivated201901]

Me; holy shit that’s amazing

me when he turns his arms over revealing the toe beans; oh

[trashratmo]

Full Offense but Furries are the most dedicated to their craft out of any subculture, and that’s just facts

[ewes]

@suburbion

[skullcaidd]

did anyone else have to look for regulus content on fanfiction.net

[arcturusblackiii]

Yeah

[gin-draws]

alphard . walburga . cygnus

black family siblings

[mouthfacemegagirl-deactivated20]

Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.

(I love these nerds so much)

If you can think of others leave them in the comments!

[dreams-in-daylight]

Bless Starkid, fuck Rowling

[gothregulus]

forgot how miserable it is to find a regulus fic

[gothregulus]

make a regulus stan moodboard but just add this without context you'll get it

[arcturusblackiii]

What sort of fics are you looking for?

[gothregulus]

-regulus centric (obv)

-reg/pairing sometimes?? it rly depends on the match but i am picky 😭

-pref no side pairings but as long as its so miniscule u can read it like it doesnt exist im fine with it

-lengthy oneshot or multi chap

-angst fics or regulus being emo aka regulus just being himself

-or reg being a jerk fics yeah go antagonize u funky little man

[arcturusblackiii]

I've written some! Mostly Sirius and Regulus centric tho that fall under the angst category

Here's the series I wrote

Regulus centric fics include:

1. Regulus runs away with a focus on walburga being awful. 5.6k

2. Regulus and the mental breakdown asmr. Tw suicide attempt. Sirius & Regulus make up in this

3. Fic where Sirius and Regulus talk by the lake, open ending.

The other fics are hp but less Regulus, some Narcissa, some Sirius centric, and my newest is about Bellatrix in the sence i give her proper motives and depth

I'll add some recs that arnt by me in the morning it's 3am

[gothregulus]

forgot how miserable it is to find a regulus fic

[gothregulus]

make a regulus stan moodboard but just add this without context you'll get it

[arcturusblackiii]

What sort of fics are you looking for?