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// Ares // 27 // they/them //

[arrgh-whatever]

[likitesplit]

Richard Nadler

[defira85]

[buzzcutssn]

[bred-by-insanity]

[onion-souls]

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

[king-moogle]

I looked for the original tweet and found more

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[grungixfungi]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[hobohobgoblim]

[beemovieerotica]

whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we've been saying "do you want [activity / treat / etc]" and only now we've realized that they don't actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say "ice cream" a million times to no response, but "do you want ice cream" works.

however, "do you want" also works.

"want" by itself, also works

we've conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked

[emil]

y'all have got to let people who did dumb bad shit learn from it and move on with their lives

[emil]

keeping track of one random furry's online identity because of obsessing over the shit they were involved with as a teenager is pathetic behavior and i can't believe so many people do this, like, religiously

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[s0bk]

luxray girl bc i wanted to draw a pokemon :3

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[badpsychicadvice]

As a transgender occultist & psychic, I think I'm uniquely qualified to identify this person's "issue" once and for all:

They're FUCKING HAUNTED

[timetravelerasfuck]

One scientist's haunting is another scientist's time traveler. And time travelers can be trans, there's nothing stopping us from doing it. (Time traveling or being trans.) But it sounds like, gender identity-wise, this person may be any number of gender identities besides trans man, for instance agender, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. What I believe most, though, is that they are a soldier. A WWII soldier. And you've gotta be what you are.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

[gorgynei]

a zine about queered bodies

[gorgynei]

heres a format for printing if you want to print it yourself as a mini-zine, like i did! ^^

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[junglejim4322]

Something that I have noticed is I know almost nobody my age that goes to a food pantry. I know people who regularly run out of money for food and in general have to eat an unsuitable diet because that’s what they can afford and they still don’t go to a food bank, im not sure if it’s because they’re embarrassed or maybe if you didn’t grow up going you don’t know much about it but if you’re financially struggling I really recommend it. And look into other options for food assistance too like community fridges and gardens and other programs that can assist you, where I live Salvation Army pays for an allotted amount of grocery delivery for low income people every month, in the summer farmers take excess produce to the library to be taken by anyone who needs it, etc. There are a LOT of resources for free food that you can look into especially if you are literally not eating because of your financial situation

[junglejim4322]

Btw if you have dietary restrictions you can often let them know and in many cases they’ll prioritize certain items for you

[realmarysue]

Global map of community fridges

Urban Harvest - global foraging maps

Food Not Bombs Global Chapter Locations (mostly vegan!)

USA - Find your local food bank

USA - Meals on Wheels free or reduced cost food delivery (age usually 60+, check your specific area's eligibility

[aleph-none]

Map of US food banks that can accommodate gluten-free

[junglejim4322]

Good thing to have on hand in the midst of food stamps issues

[imawitchywitch]

Also, I know religious spaces are not everyone’s favorite place to have to deal with, BUT they often either know of or have their own food pantry / free meal program.