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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
wallacepolsom
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
AnasAbdin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
shark vs the universe
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todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies
@theartofmadeline
Keni
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
styofa doing anything
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@artfromtheshadows
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
i just astral projected back to 2009
Holy shit
The more time that passes the funnier this gets because a lot of people won’t understand it.
I Lost
The moment I realized what it said...so much hate filled my soul.
The true reason for Starbucks
Incorrect quote time!! this time from @revelryinthememes
green boy has a bad day
@shoto-todork @explodoboii
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bromie I was just trying to help you out
@desertwillowmod
I actually like how the clouds and moon turned out in this. Oc pony ain’t so bad either XD
I have done the impossible.
I wiped a gym in Pokemon GO which had Team Valour guarding it. MYSTIC, BITCHES~!!!!
Keep up, peasant! I beat a Valor or Instinct gym every morning after breakfast!
*cheering all of Team Mystic members*
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Thank You Announcement; Birthday Party Livestream - 26/01/2019 ~ 10PM GMT
First of all: I thank each and everyone of you who sent me questions for the past two days on my AMA Birthday. I really appreciated the asks and the warm congratulations celebrating my 32nd Birthday (Never thought I would make it this far to be honest >^///^)
For those who missed out, do not worry, because I intend to show my thanks with the following, a birthday after party livestream!!!
That’s right!!!
I intend to stream this upcoming Saturday Night a stream on YouTube the following games:
UNO
Monopoly
Super Mario Party
Super Smash Bros Ultimate!!!
During the stream, I will be hosting a live chat on discord on my server, which anyone and everyone can join! You can do so early by clicking this link below.
Also during the stream I will be doing the following:
Ask Me Anything (literally will answer your questions live on YT)
Voice Requests (can say anything in any of the characters I have voiced: Doctor Whooves, The Judge, Miles Edgeworth, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Kain, Toby, Gordon, etc)
Voice Work (pitch a job for me and I shall consider it)
Gift Stream (want to send a gift my way? Lovely! I have a steam wish list, and people can send me donations via PayPal or YouTube superchat!)
Please do join! I hope to have fun with everyone!!!
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STREAM BEGINS IN ONE HOUR! :D
happening right now
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
Snopes confirms.
I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary
Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else
there was a bunch of these at disneyland
i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news
PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.
Please spread this information!
the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand
we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car. :c
@takashi0
Shared before, but sharing again.
this isnt my blog type but its really important
Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.
If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.
My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.
Be safe please.
SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.
[My chemistry professor told us about these this week because we’ve been learning about the main ingredient in Draino, Sodium Hydroxide.]
LET THE WORLD KNOW!!!
I’m on mobile and can’t link, but Snopes confirms. If you see one, call the police. These are DANGEROUS.
THIS ISNT FOLLOWING MY BLOG THEME BUT ITS VERY IMPORTANT!
Careful y’all
Stay safe everyone
AAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY!!!?!?!?!?!
How long has this been happening? This is messed up
Not the blog’s theme but I want you guys to keep your fingers and face
Be safe
AGAIN, NOT MY BLOG THEME BUT I WANT MORE OF MY FOLLOWERS TO BE SAFE! PLEASE!
Reblogging for the safety of others ❤
Reblogginf gor the safety of my mutual and followers. This is not ok and anyone who decides to make these can fuck off.
people wonder why I don’t like being around people..be safe all you peeps. Don’t be a fucking dick, k thanks
It's been a long, Looong time since our family had a bird in the house and now..... there's Two of them! Lenny and Elvis. Lenny is the yellow one named after John Lennon
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.
Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌
you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.
The legend must continue
@officialkeikoandgilly
Captions:
Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]
I’m at 5 what about you?
17…I am awful
24 ....I knew I'd at least hit the 20 mark
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
Inspired by this post…
http://tredlocity.tumblr.com/post/180052537495/at-first-i-was-like-why-did-they-make-those
I am not sorry for this at all….
It’s November
Christmas
TIME,
Bitches!
ITS
FUCKING
N O V E M B E R
It CHRISTMAS TIME
http://desertwillowmod.tumblr.com/post/179703716957/desertwillowmod-desertwillowmod
^^^
I think this sums up how I feel about this.
I’m part of the group that thinks holidays should stay in their month
