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only ⅓ of a braincell present

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[fioblah]

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

[shobasuckso]

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[fioblah]

my favorite little fruit <3

[shobasuckso]

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

[fioblah]

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

[shobasuckso]

THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?

[fioblah]

BASIL

[fioblah]

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

[shobasuckso]

WHATS PARSELY

[tinkertytonkanddownwiththenazis]

THIS IS PARSLEY

THIS IS BASIL

AND THIS IS MINT

WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!

[shobasuckso]

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[chloroscythe]

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

[catifex]

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[placeholdername69]

Not 2 be fuckin weird but I think the best sound in the world is when ur pettin and rubbin a big/sturdy dog and ur suddenly compelled to do those real Firm Pats™️ and it makes that nice solid “thud thud thud” noise while the dog smiles and wags his tail real hard do y’all have any idea wtf I’m talkin about??

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

@stuckys-hot-dogs remember when we recreated this?

[singer-2003]

People who like but don’t reblog

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Persephone, drunk crying: I don’t have enough hands!!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

during october vampires are at their most powerful. they don’t physically get stronger it’s just a pleasant confidence boost.

[sharkgirlclaspurrs]

so do werewolves, they ain't special

[hotvampireadjacent]

this isn’t about werewolves make your own post

[honeylemony]

Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience

Understimulation

Overstimulation

The Anger Spiral

Wednesday Forever

Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me.

And *•.~°♪ lust *•.~°♪

[pondering-the-blorbs]

[botanical-artistry]

[financeswithwolves]

girl's night

[deliriumcrow]

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

[brinnanza]

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[peri-space-dorito]

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

the ONLY post i’ve EVER truly cared about on my linkedin feed lmao

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[joannaoftarth]

People: ACCEPT CANON

Me: WHYYY??

People:

Me: