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Bluebird_Rose  on ao3

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[parakeet]

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

[parakeet]

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

if you've made replies on posts there is now a tab on your blog showing every post youve replied to and your reply.

if this is not what you want, either go to your blog and click comments and disable it from there or just go to your individual blogs setting pages. just change it from blue to grey if you dont want everyone to see your replies AND the post you're replying to

PLEASE BE ADVISED that it is set to disabled for blogs that have not made any replies but it will turn ON if you reply with that blog in the future.! i just tested it with my main, which was greyed out but it turned on the moment i left a test reply

figured i'd get the word out bc i have not seen a single mention of this and i'm sure there are plenty of people who maybe comment on things they don't want on display for everyone to see on their blog lol. you can still look at your replies with it toggled off just no one else can, like locking the following and likes list

[parakeet]

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

so couple of clarifications. comments are disabled as default for primary blogs that have their likes disabled. they are seemingly enabled for all other blogs that have replied to posts

posts you comment on may show on your followers 'for you' page if you leave your replies publically available. they may, in the future, show in on your followers dashboard if your follower goes to their dash settings and enables this. apparently, if your likes are enabled, your followers can already see those on the dash if they've gone into preferences and selected to do so, which I was unaware of, and that seems to be disabled at default, but it's possible i disabled it previously and forgot about it ig

[auncyen]

the link in that last reblog doesn't work (at least not for me) so here's what seems to be the relevant post.

[hydratedbitch]

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

[penandinkprincess]

Thoughts on This

Via

🫵

BOBA CREATURE

🫵

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[hoerrrru]

My favorite personification of Death

/I was in love with him when I was 12-13 years old. Okey, I still am

[benjhawkins]

Happy Pride Month from me and the Shipwright of Doubtful Gender!

[foxofninetales]

[corruptimles]

[polybatcest]

one of the most painful things about reading jaybin-era comics is how every like three issues includes a moment where bruce says something like "my worst fear is jason dying. yep, out of everything in this world i'm afraid of--which is a lot!--my greatest fear is losing my beloved son, jason. i sure hope that nothing ever happens to jason peter todd, my son who i love so much."

[polybatcest]

thinking about the moment in the "jason gets taken by CPS arc" where jason (who's been sneaking out of his foster home to crimefight with bruce at night) says "at least we can be together as batman and robin" and bruce replies "it's not enough, son." thinking about the issue where jason gets shot by mad hatter and bruce has to rush him to leslie for treatment, and as soon as jason wakes up bruce rushes over and kneels next to him and strokes his hair and tells jason that he never has to go out as robin again. thinking about the issue where jason wakes up screaming from a nightmare and bruce (and alfred!) immediately rush in to comfort him in a way that suggests they've done this before. thinking about the issue in the aforementioned CPS arc where bruce summons his entire legal team and tells them that he will pay literally any amount of money to get jason back, that every material item he owns is worthless to him compared to having jason returned to his custody. thinking about how in that same issue when jason first got taken away bruce, by how own admission, spent a solid hour crying. thinking about THIS

[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[beautifulscreaminglady]

having older parents is horrible because you know from a young age that they're going to die and you think about how you're going to deal with that from far too young an age

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[boycomics]

true romance

[nintendosbitch]

Just so y'all know, there’s more lol

[fluentisonus]

sometimes you're genuinely interested in fictional hets but the fan conception of their getting together is so dire & scary [heterosexually married with babies etc] that you genuinely start to feel it would be a happier ending to you if they just died in each other's arms instead

[fluentisonus]

[about a fictional man i really like & even think is good with the woman in question] i need to kill him before he can get her pregnant

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Its the new 5 dollars :/

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"