A Collection Of Random Thoughts From My Head.

She/her trans and bi 17 Fandoms: pjo, dragon prince, lotr (and hobbit) Whovian, D&D, HTTYD, star wars. I mostly post writing stuff (short stories about my OC’s) and occasionally my own drawings. I also make robots

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(Sorry it’s a bit late, Tumblr was being funky and wouldn’t let me post for a bit 😭)

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My uncle is a web developer, and whenever he has to do any thing like these for clients he puts them as textboxes, so they can put whatever fits best for them.

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(I apologise if the Mando’a is wrong, I’m still learning)

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Clones speaking Mando’a

Pretty soon most of the clones figured out that they could say things in Mando’a if they didn’t want their jedi to know (e.g.: complaining about their recent missions, gossiping about the Jedi, etc)

*in the Coruscant clone barracks mess hall*

Waxer *in Mando’a*: “oh my stars, why do the jedi just throw themselves around so recklessly?”

Cody *also in Mando’a*: “seriously, i have to work so hard keeping Obi Wan from jumping in to stop every fight he sees. It’s so tiring.”

Rex: “at least your Jedi stays with you, half the time i don’t even know where Anakin and Ahsoka are, let alone what they are doing.”

Cody: “yes, but they have each other. Obi Wan tried to fistfight a commando droid after he lost his lightsaber. Its an absolute nightmare trying to keep him from dying.”

Obi wan, who has been standing behind them the entire time *in perfect Mando’a*: “really Cody, it’s rather rude to speak ill of someone in a different language, i expected better from you.”

Cody *pales rapidly*: “…”

Rex *shaking from barely contained laughter*

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Alex *walks downstairs in the morning*

Magnus: “so, do i have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?”

Alex: “since you ate the last slice of pizza, you have an enemy.”

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May the fourth be with you all.

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Hello there

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.

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Two bored gods try to figure out the whole unstoppable force immovable object thing

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“congratulations. You two idiots have just made a black hole.” Nova sighed, looking between the gaping hole in the universe and the two gods grinning like little children at Christmas. “Fix it. Now.”

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humans are space orks: pulling all nighters

Spud looked at a sleep deprived Yuki in horror.

"What?"

"I pulled an all nighter," Yuki said again. "See, I was up coding all night and figured out why-"

The alien clumsily raised one slimy tentacle to her human companion's mouth. "Stop. Go back. What do you 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 you stayed up 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?"

That just wasn't possible. The minimum amount of sleep one was meant to get was four hours, which would be bringing you close to death. Nine to ten hours or more was preferable.

But that wasn't the case for humans, oh, no. Yuki may have been bleary eyed, delusional and half awake, but she was alive and kicking.

Spud squinted her second eyelids. "Do you lie?"

Yuki removed her tiny companion's limb from her mouth, all but used to the slimy suckers by now. "No."

"How are you still alive??"

"Did you not know humans could do that?"

"No! I forget you guys are all psychos sometimes, ex𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘦."

"Oh." Yuki decided to scare Spud. "I've gone three days without sleep before."

The little alien pulled her tentacle away as if the fact made her best friend poisonous. "What."

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“How… how do you physically stay awake that long?!” Spud asked, genuinely concerned.

“Through a miracle drink called coffee.”

“That is a literal poison!” Spud recoiled in horror

“Yeah, but it’s tasty”

“So. Let me get this straight: your psycho species drinks poison to stay awake?”

“Yep, it sounds weird when you put it like that though.”

“NO. it sounds weird when put any way!”

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Thought: Hiccup spending a day training/babysitting some baby dragons who haven’t totally learned to control their claws yet.

Hiccup ending the day with the biggest smile ever, ‘cause cute baby dragons!!— and he’s also covered in so many tiny scratches from said uncontrolled claws that he looks like he got attacked.

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Astrid grumbling and complaining when she is continually having to patch up hiccup and heal the scratches, but secretly loving how happy hiccup is when he is with the dragons

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“Fives lives” AU

Fives manages to get the council to listen to him. Anakin backs him with his suspicions, and Order 65 was initiated by the Senate.

Palpatine is arrested and exposed as the Sith Lord behind the Clone Wars. With Sidious arrested and Dooku dead, the rest of the CIS collapses rapidly. The Clone Wars ends quickly with Grievous’s death on Utapau.

Some senators argue for the immediate dissolution of the Clone Army, but instead they are kept as Police as the people have come to see them as a sign of safety and security.

Anakin leaves the Jedi Order after the Clone Wars so he can raise his children on Naboo with Padme (though he smuggles his lightsaber out with the help of Rex).

The Clones are allowed to retire peacefully, and many of the 501st settle on Naboo (Rex becomes the twin’s godfather)

The Senate realises that some form of military is necessary and they create the Galactic Defence Force, a volunteer military. Lots of the clones stay to train these new recruits.

Ahsoka joins the Skywalkers on Naboo, she and Anakin teach the twins the ways of the force and Obi Wan visits as often as he can.

Eventually the twins join the Jedi Order (and are absolute chaos: “definitely skywalkers, these are”)

Luke, Cal, and Ezra become close friends. They form an armour collection (Luke takes some of the 501st armour to add to it, cue Rex’s confusion when fives comes in half dressed).

The inevitable R2-D2/Chopper collision happens (the fire is put out quickly, but they are both banned from the Temple)

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Why is this so true though 😭

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Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

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You understand me

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Okay, look. Back in my day, we were warned about Otherrealm safety, right? Don't give your real name, don't make promises, pay attention to exact words, all of that. Yes, maybe people were being excessively paranoid, but also, we understood there are bad things out there. And these days, kids just put their full names on Faerbook? And tell the things with teeth where they live? I think we have gotten so comfortable with this stuff that we're raising an arcanely illiterate generation, that's what we're doing. Oh, and don't get me started on people relying on eyeless chattering constructs rather than actual scrying. I blame Big Thaum, I really do.

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We've gotten so used to the trolls that we've forgotten that we shouldn't feed them!

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We were afraid the Fae would steal our names, we never considered that they would doxx us first

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People ate from the cursed apple and now they can’t eat anything else because it’s too complicated