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Let's Run and Continue the Journey

[aberrantemotion]

I think the biggest reason in the pokemon world why ten year olds are able to become champions and dismantle criminal empires is simply because kids are both reckless and really sweet. Like most adults or older teens becoming trainers would be like “oh fuck oh shit, that’s a deino I can’t handle a dragon type yet i need to run” while a ten year old would look at this dude,

and think 

“!!!! WEIRD DOG!! I LOVE YOU!” 

and would run over to hug the incredibly dangerous dragon, that bites everything it can find, only to be left completely unharmed because this is the first time this dragon felt loved. 

And they would be able to instantly tame them, because kids can be REALLY protective of animals, so they would just braid up the deinos hair so they can see, and bring them to a pokecenter to heal them. 

And because this deino can see now, it’s fur isn’t going to be stained with it’s own blood (thats the red spots on it’s mane) And would adore this kid for everything they’ve done.

And heres another thing, with adults and teenagers becoming trainers, especially ones in criminal empires, they would likely want only really strong pokemon, and wouldn’t have the patience to raise a pokemon thats not going to be strong for a long time. They would just buy a machamp or something.

But kids wouldn’t care about that, they’d just pick pokemon they thought were cool and become friends with them. So because this kid, who doesn’t know about dangerous pokemon, or cares about their weird dog being able to take down a gyarados, they would likely be some of the only trainers with enough patience and care to raise an unbreakable bond with their pokemon, until their “weird dog” evolves into a fucking flying hydra known for being capable of mass destruction and decimating villages without problem.

and not only that, but at this point they would have bonded so strongly with their “weird dog” that this near godlike being capable of mass destruction is completely under this 10 year olds command because of how caring they were.

Imagine having a dragon as your friend who’s just like “YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS KID? MY TRAINERS THE FUCKING BEST. I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH PAIN I WAS IN FROM THE DENSE FUR COVERING MY EYES, FORCING ME TO BITE EVERYTHING NEARBY INSTEAD OF SIGHT, AND WHEN WE FIRST MET? THEY GAVE ME A HUG, BRAIDED MY HAIR, MADE ME CURRY, AND TREATED MY WOUNDS. IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THEM, I WOULD DESTROY THIS ENTIRE REGION TO BRING THEM BACK.”

so thats probably why children are constantly defeating top tier criminal organizations who are after godlike beings that they almost always end up forcing under their control, failing, and having to deal with an angry god fighting them, only for the same 10 year old to be like “OH MY GOD!! GIANT WEIRD DOG!”

[midnightmurdershow]

Addams Family Values (1993) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

[vbartilucci]

I will never not re-post my statement when this gifset appears…

I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.

If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.

She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Fucking iconic. It would also allow suing rapists and domestic abusers with awards starting from 10,000, where if the case is won, half the money goes into a fund for women seeking abortions in other states. It’s modelled exactly from Texas’s unconstitutional bullshit bill. Anyone who opposes the constitutionality of this bill would also be calling into question the anti-abortion bill.

Link here.

[fluffle-talk]

[ultimatebottom69]

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS

[skelavender]

and the best part?

[lovelikeafuneral]

this broke my heart

[deadpanwalking]

[alphacrone]

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

Your mask protects others more than it protects you

You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms

The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person

[alphacrone]

[onyxbird]

In Leverage 2.0, I hope we’ll find out that Eliot’s computer skills have developed in the weirdest way possible after 8 years with Hardison.

Like, on the one hand, if the display settings in his email program get changed slightly, he dumps his computer in Hardison’s lap stating his email is “broken” and demands Hardison fix it, without attempting even the most basic troubleshooting. Software updates that change the interface layout result in months of grumbling and asking Hardison where they hid the ___ option this time. On the other hand, when one of Hardison’s magical hacker flash drives encounters a minor hurdle Hardison didn’t expect, Eliot just opens a command line interface and starts tapping away hunt-and-peck style. Whoever they’re working with nervously asks if he’s sure he knows what he’s doing and maybe they should wait for Hardison, and Eliot just says “What? I’ve been dating a hacker for 8 years! This is what Hardison does!” And sure enough, it is. He’s not fast, but he actually does know his way around a command line and knows enough of Hardison’s basic hacking techniques to fix minor hiccups on the fly.

(For some reason, I picture Eliot finding the command line satisfying. I think a lot of the slick commercial GUIs that are designed to be “intuitive” would drive him crazy because they’re not intuitive to him (or for Parker). Hardison’s GUIs, on the other hand, are very deliberately designed around how Eliot and Parker expect them to work with zero consideration for them making sense to outsiders.)

[pagerunner]

Well, I’m in love with this headcanon as of ten seconds ago. It’s perfect. We know Eliot:

- picks up information specific to the fields his partners work in

- retains and mentally catalogs information that might apply to his “field”

- despite all of his grousing gets some very pure joy out of Hardison’s tech tricks

I’m not a programmer and barely use command line interfaces, but given that it’s interoperable on multiple OSs, it’s relatively “clean”, it doesn’t make you navigate through different menus and dropdowns or use a small cursor…

Hardison: That’s just you an’ your big punchy hands

Eliot: You tellin’ me there’s another reason it’s called a “cursor”?

And it relies on memorization and clear instructions - things we know Eliot excels at.

Headcanon accepted, now someone who does speak CLI, I’m in need of fic!

[krakenartificer]

Here’s the great thing about CLI, though … it’s all done in scripts. (For anyone who missed Brianna’s comment about “script kitties” in the trailer, that’s what she’s talking about – once Hardison’s written the scripts, anyone can implement them.) And scripts can (a) be named anything you like, and (b) be started with any command you pick. There are some recommendations about length (shorter is less likely to have a typo) and uniqueness (if all your commands start with a different letter, it makes autocomplete more useful), but they’re really just recommendations. You wanna set it up so a script is invoked by typing “TrumpSucksDick”? or “IIll1llI” (that’s two uppercase i’s, two lowercase L’s, a 1, two lowercase L’s, and an uppercase i)? Go for it. Absolutely nothing is stopping you except possibly your company’s HR policies (which obviously don’t apply in this context). So anyone who wishes to write this fic: you can make those commands be anything you’d like. I mean, let’s be real, even when these scripts were just for Hardison, they were invoked by things like Breaking_into_the_NSA_Like_A_Boss and Ping_Tracing_The_Likes_of_Which_Have_Never_Been_Seen_By_Mortals Hardison has set it up so that getting into the computer is accomplished with kick_the_door_down.sh, and finding the files you want is called search_the_room.sh, and downloading all the files is called bag_and_tag.sh and replacing every file with a link to Never Gonna Give You Up is done by typing gloat.sh? Plausible. Hardison has set it up so that Eliot can’t do the computer stuff without typing Hardison_is_a_stupendous_badass into the command line? Plausible. Eliot retaliates by changing Hardison’s script invocation to Plan_M? Plausible. Parker has aliased break_that_mofos_encryption.sh to be 111-190-16-22-129 because “It’s super-easy to remember! It’s the combination to my favorite safe!” – plausible. (Bonus points if Eliot goes along with it because “It’s fine; it’s easy enough to remember.”) Do whatever your little fannish heart desires. There are absolutely no limits.

[dweebspace]

It’s my partner and I’s firm headcanon that Hardison has always designed his code and gizmos around other people.

A usb with a display that says ‘hacking’ when it’s plugged in? Makes no sense, except if it’s being used by someone who doesn’t know what it does or if it’s doing what it’s supposed to do. This particular gizmo is used, I believe, in season 1, way before anyone had any time to learn from each other.

Hardison’s tech, once you pay attention to it, often has unnecessary (display) functionality to show the user (and the viewer) what it does, with the exception of tech made for Hardison himself (like the mark powerpoints which Nate can’t figure out how to use).

Idk, yeah, Hardison is definitely the kind of person to put extra time in making his code/tech/gizmos easily usable by his crew, even to the point of it being a bit silly.

[ghost-writer143]

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Isn't that the beta version of Kermit?

[spyrkle4]

What the hell?!

[guerrillatech]

[swinging-from-my-cable]

How is it is supposed to work: your emotions are a response to your situation and surroundings. It is OK to feel the emotion. Now take that emotion and use your logical brain to decide which parts of the emotion fit the facts of the situation and which do not and why, and how you're going to respond to said emotions (which is what tweet said, and what therapists say)

How people seem to interpret it: any emotional reaction is perfectly fine and I am not responsible for what I do out of emotion.

[snoppy]

[marvelousnews7]

[nikkoliferous]

Thor (2011): “Your big brother is probably going to kill you.”

The Avengers: “Bring us the Tesseract or we’ll kill you.”

The Dark World: “Step out of line and we’ll kill you.”

Ragnarok: “Help me possibly commit suicide or I’ll leave you paralysed here, where the guy who runs the place will most likely kill you.”

Infinity War: *actually murdered*

The LOKI series, apparently: “Work for us or we’ll kill you.”

I’m noticing a pattern.

[iamnmbr3]

Also, I am once again asking how stealing the Tesseract aka the SPACE stone counts as a crime against the timeline? 

[worstloki]

Pretty sure it’s just that stealing the Tesseract added a timeline branch the Avengers couldn’t close (don’t ask how Steven Grant Rogers closed the other ones) but it’s not like Loki could’ve known it would happen.

[iamnmbr3]

Loki: *just trying to escape and avoid prison*

TVA: yeah so actually you wrecked the timeline

Loki: What? How?

TVA: Well you see the Avengers-

*30 minutes later*

TVA: So anyway it’s your fault and you need to fix it.

Loki: Typical. 

[nikkoliferous]

Poor Loki’s just sitting there like, “…do I look like an Avenger to you?”

[the-stray-liger]

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

[beefybluewerewolf]

[dracophile]

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

[aethersea]

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

[thatgirlonstage]

Jumps. JUMPS.

Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”

[phantoms-lair]

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval

[firebirdeternal]

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.

[crazy-pages]

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”

“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”

[silver-thyla]

This is wonderful

[starstruckmyths]

One day, in the middle of ballet class, there was a robbery going on a block away, so of course Miles’ gotta rush over there to help out. He grabs his mask, but doesn’t have time to put on his whole suit because he said he was going to the bathroom and it’s be weird if he was gone for so long.

Cue Spider-Man kicking ass in pink ballet shoes and leggings.

This actually increased his popularity severely, and lots of people suddenly gained the interest in ballet; boys too, because if someone as cool as Spider-Man does it, everyone can do it.

When he’s back the instructors don’t comment on the rip in his shirt, the dirt on his shoes, or the smear of paint on his leggings. They make sure to treat the class afterwards. After all, it’s not every day that Spider-Man stops a bunch of bankrobbers and manages to do a high pirouette without crashing through the ceiling this time!

[janedrewfinally]

This keeps getting better!

[dakotafinely]

Someone: *Attempts to comment on how weird it is that Miles can throw Glenda high enough she can touch the roof with her palm*

The Stage Manager:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Ballet companies starting rumours that Spiderman doesn’t actually has super powers, he’s just classically trained

You too could scale buildings if you would just practice regularly and focus on your core

[piccololovesanime]

e

[huffylemon]

[gabbythegawd]

This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

[imoverallofit]

Bro… She deflected one chair, then caught the other..WITH ONE HAND ✋

[blvckgeezus]

I still want to know what led to this

[one-in-lemillion]

The one who can beat Thanos

[sistermaryfake]

all these years later and there’s still so much to unpack and so many questions left unanswered

[customrolex]

UM I JUST LOOKED THIS UP

THIS IS THE END OF A FASHION SHOW IN NORTH CAROLINA. OUR LADY CHAMPION DIDNT LIKE THE JUDGES DECISION SO SHE DECIDED TO THROW A CHAIR AND THINGS ESCLATED TO THIS AMAZING FILM.

WERE THE POLICE CALLED YOU ASK? WHY YES! YES THEY WERE!

NO CHARGES WERE FILED AND NOT EVEN A REPORT WAS MADE BECAUSE “NO ONE ON SCENE WAS WILLING TO COOPERATE WITH ANY INVESTIGATION”

No one would even make a statement! I’m losing my mind! Snitches get stitches! Don’t even tell the cops the time! Fuck em throw chairs!

[sollike]

FINALLY SOME CLOSURE. this video has kept me up at night for years

[irateyourposts]

10/10

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: BuddyGator.com

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do you ever just see something that’s just

SO NICE

And so cute and wholesome

That you start crying because you just want the whole world to be this adorable all the time <3

[tevanbuckley]

LOKI OF ASGARD + master sorcerer 

[lieutenantreed]

see the thing about star trek is, the thing that the new treks don't really get i think, is that star trek is fundamentally about asking many different questions. and like sure those questions are philosophical some of the time like "what if the alien slaves like being slaves, should we do something about that?" and "in a universe with so many different life forms, why do we draw the line regarding sentience at artificial life forms?" and stuff, but also fundamentally star trek is about asking "what if you could get pregnant from holding hands and you started growing extra nipples as well" (such is life) and "if a ghost fucked your grandma and your mom and wanted to fuck you, would you fuck him in the name of tradition?" (yes) and "what if the local AI got really into larping and sherlock holmes?" (join him). like its about Having Fun and i cant enjoy a star trek that isnt like that. i dont want a 50 episode arc about the responsibility of captaincy, i want a 40 minute discussion about what it would be like if you were suddenly a lizard thats then never mentioned again.

[startrekgifs]

[bogleech]

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

[transgirl-link]

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]