Audwey

I’m 23, gay, and I’ve made enough posts about the show 9-1-1 to warrant changing my banner. DM me if you also need to yap like you need to breathe air 🥰

[amateurhouronmars]

i think asexuals should reclaim warm milk

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[comicallysmallcereals]

Happy sunfish Sunday

[crunchie-morris]

[pooblet]

SOURCE

I SAW THIS & IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF @shrimp-bird

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[y0ud0ntkn0wwh0]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

mozzarella from real life is trans!

[medikawa]

No one is trans please stop

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

you're trans

[audweyweese]

9-1-1 s9ep18 live react

This is it y’all. Strap tf in 🫡

Spoilers below the cut

Before we begin, I really hope that when Eddie gets shot he’s not IMMEDIATELY back at work next season.

Oh right Athena got shot last episode

Wait that was a damn good bait and switch

I still don’t really understand why the Russian mob has to be involved but then again I don’t understand a lot of choices they made for Athena this season

I’m starting to worry that all the Athena backstory and fanfare we got this season may have been a send off

This scene in the kitchen is great and all but WHY should I care about this dude

MAYRAVI CRUMBS

Harry is going to be such a good uncle to Theo when they win custody

Can I get a single scene of Eddie and Buck talking, I need one more Buddie crumb before hiatus

Did we really need the mob involved for a hospital shooting to happen

If Eddie gets shot IN the church room I’m gonna laugh so hard

STABBED IS EVER BETTER

I can’t wait for Buck’s relationship with Harry to empower him to be a good parent to Theo

There are a million people working in a hospital there is no way Eddie is completely alone bleeding out

Damn I was really hoping Eddie wouldn’t be alone in the elevator for some good angst

There is absolutely NO WAY this hospital went into lockdown and there was no announcement or anything

We better get a MayRavi kiss after all this

That bone cracking sound was GROSS, I missed when this show made my skin crawl 🥰

HOW AND WHY ARE BUCK AND HARRY FINDING OUT ABOUT LOCKDOWN FROM MADDIE AND NOT FROM THE HOSPITAL

I cannot believe Ryan gave up one of his shirtless scenes for this

Okay we cannot just ignore hospital lockdown protocol for once fucking cop

This episode is making me mad, every subplot is ridiculous except Eddie and he’s barely been on screen

It kind of sucks that we got like no scenes of Athena in her coma dream

ALL THIS SO ATHENA COULD DECIDE TO QUIT HER JOB?????

okay I hate to break up this lovely moment but GO GET EDDIE PLEASE

Literally what even was all that

PEPA MY QUEEN HAS RETURNED

What is this stranger things ass music

I don’t know why I’m surprised, this whole season served up a big nothing burger and the finale has been just as underwhelming

BABY NASH BIRTHDAY PARTY

Oh my god we didn’t even get to see the baby WHY DOES HE EVEN EXIST

I’ve been saying Athena should be a detective thank god

THATS IT??? ONE SCENE LATER AND HE JUST HAS THEO??? NO PATERNITY TEST OR LEGAL DISCUSSIONS OR ANYTHING

This finale left me feeling empty. This season feels so hollow I can’t talk about this right now

[crunchie-morris]

Y’all gotta stop asking Maya Hawke about Byler 😭

[audweyweese]

9-1-1 s9ep17 live react!

We are finally back! it’s been just long enough for me to forget how mad this season has made me. We shall see how long it lasts

Since when do we have “previously ons” with this show? Why was it so short??

What kind of budget does this preschool have for class birthdays

How did a kid get this far away from school without being seen or stopped by an adult

This child actor is objectively adorable

SUE!!!! MY QUEEN PLEASE SAVE US

Wait Sue why are you making me sad

Oh wow good to know we remember the migrants even existed. Great job 911

OH MY FUCKING GOD WE HAVE LITERALLY READ FANFICTIONS WITH THIS PLOT

Chimney that joke was uncalled for

I missed when they just had major life conversations during emergency calls

Okay no fuck off, Maddie was your friend WELL BEFORE she was your boss

Connor and Kameron are pissing me off IT IS TIME FOR CONSEQUENCES

Yes Buck was an impulsive kid but I feel like implying that was “just genetic” and not him seeking approval from his parents is not the move when that’s what’s been established

There is no way Maddie gave the whole dispatch center food poisoning this fucking quickly

Seriously there is no way Eddie and Hen would be allowed to get this close to the situation

ARE WE DOING AN ICE COMMENTARY IN MOTHERFUCKING 9-1-1

Oh my god the cool lawyer friend is back!

We have done way too many car rescues without c-collars this season

Rest in peace Conner and Kameron I already know it’s them and there’s no way that they live

Why is this maybe the second episode this season with actual good writing

First Bobby gets mixed up in the cartel and now Athena gets mixed up with THE RUSSIAN MOB???

I cannot believe that my favorite fanfic trope has been written into the damn show Buck is about to be a hot single dad

I knew Athena’s plot armor would catch up with her sooner or later

[streetlight-spam]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[streetlight-spam]

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

[streetlight-spam]

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

[streetlight-spam]

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

[streetlight-spam]

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

[wlwarhammer]

The closing scene is really sad until you remember they’re going upstairs to eat lasagna

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[diaz911]

Ravi: Is it legal to break into this building?

Buck: Of course it is. Eddie's breaking the lock and Eddie wouldn't do anything illegal. Eddie has a silver star.

[audweyweese]

Do you think the 9-1-1 writers remember that Chim and Maddie have a second child? They got the cutest baby I have ever seen to play baby Han and we hardly see him. I swear the next time we see Nash is gonna be at his high school graduation