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damicantcope-deactivated2025101

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

damicantcope-deactivated2025101

this has broken me

kiiingsnake

happy penis friday yall

kiiingsnake

guess what day it is

tina-snow

Lil Nas X, I sentence you to five years in Montero State prison. #FREELILNASX | INDUSTRY BABY COMING JULY 23

whatamidoingqueer

ok but the way that lil nas x is literally condemning himself for being gay and then being sent to “montero state prison” (when his real name is montero) is a fucking genius way to characterize internalized homophobia

blackarachnya

what is it with tumblr right wingers and balding

aven-dover

thedragonflywarrior

The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side

thedragonflywarrior

Health and fitness comes in all shapes and sizes. Every single one of these athletes is a certified bad-ass.

yamino

I’ve posted this before but it’s worth reblogging!

schweizercomics

Just a reminder - if you’re drawing a team superhero book and more than one of your characters has the same build YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG

tally-art-deactivated20201005

Always reblog

abowtieandtwohearts

This is excellent.

baixueagain

It’s also important to note that often (though not always!) physique is associated with one’s strength. Bodybuilders have defined muscles. Weightlifters and wrestlers have bulk. Gymnasts and boxers are small but muscular. Volleyball and basketball players are tall and lean. Runners and bikers are skinny with muscular legs. Hockey players and skiiers have powerful core muscles and thighs. Those who do field sports (discus, shot-putting, etc) have powerful chests and arms.

Obviously, there are exceptions, but athletes often have physiques that match their area. Not everyone is good at the same thing, nor is everyone’s body necessarily built for the same thing. Humans come in a lot of different shapes, and that’s a good thing, because not every shape is ideal for every activity.

hues-of-purple

I kinda wonder what Pluto would taste like 🤔

sebdoesthings

The dog??????

hues-of-purple

OMG NO

The planet

sebdoesthings

ah,,, the roman god,,,

hues-of-purple

princeanxious

Looks like it’d taste like a particularly rusty jaw breaker

aven-dover

shit tastes like starch and you know it

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat

mordecai and rigby stop recoloring the lesbian flag to be mlm or youre FIRED

guts2002-deactivated20211208

aven-dover

What my friends see when I’m talking about Dake

auckie

ryangoslingofficial-deactivated

thej0ry

what if you were gunned down in a driveby and you heard this song blasting from the car

grox

what do you think of the movie hoodwinked

Never seen. Sorry

Have seen. Bad.

Sometimes tumblr activism is just. So tiring. They’re like “you are personally responsible for every world wide tragedy and need to solve it by guilt tripping on the internet” and I’m like. Y’all. I was sitting on the bench

stardustofthesun

THEY FOUND THE LOST SPONGEBOB BLINK-182 MUSIC VIDEO AND NO ONE TOLD MEE?!

evilsanlang

this influx of lgbt people wanting to accept everything as 'valid' without questioning anything out of fear of being seen as bigoted has not gone well to say the least

evilsanlang

I also believe it's a result of this dumb idea that you need a label and a flag for everything. "I'm a bi lesbian bc I'm a lesbian but sometimes I'm attracted to men" putting aside the idea that you might just be bi... just say you're questioning. just call yourself gay if no specific label applies, or queer if that's cool with you, or just nothing at all because you do not need a label. a bi elder being seen as a lesbian for being with women back in their day is not the same person as you, early 20s, eating up shit you find on random carrds on the internet

evilsanlang

this absolutely goes for lesbians struggling with comphet too and I don't even need to explain why trying to make comphet into an actual label is not a good thing

aven-dover

And it’s not only people who accept everything for fear of being seen as bigoted, those people turn around and get mad at others for not accepting all these things, despite not even knowing if it actually IS bigoted or not??? Like people just jump on bandwagons so they don’t get cancelled??? And then people get mad about people jumping on bandwagons??? But like dawg???