[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[memewhore]

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[filthyprotozoan]

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

[lychgate]

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]

[batwynn]

Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

Did you need/want it?

Yes please

No thanks

Eh, couldn’t hurt

Well NOW I need it

Please do not give this to me

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[squidcave]

your daily reminder: we love and support Matt Bragg in this household

[incorrect-madrigal-quotes]

Bruno: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Fish Lady: Those are Pokemon cards.

Bruno: You got a magikarp.

Fish Lady: ...

Bruno: It means 'fuck you'.

[ackersoul]

DECLARATION OF WAR

[volare-via]

child: fucking dies

the oompa loompas: 

[diobrandossucculenttitties]

Kars: How much for this fantastic apartment?

Lab tech: Sir, this is a blood bank…

[thesamepictureofallmight]

Follow To See This Picture Daily

[raininwallflower]

Bro the “we can disagree but still be friends” is true about things like tv shows and shit but not fucking human rights

[milkytoad]

Remember to wear your masks when going out! Stay safe, my froggy friends! I am very proud of you and wish you a good day :)

Sincerely, Mr. Phrög

[aaamariee]

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

[liquidstar]

i made a quiz whose answers are entirely made up of things that don’t actually exist. take this to simulate how confusing it feels when people ask questions based off their own experiences and you have no idea how this will effect your results. 

[inkthecryptid]

Terrible quiz, thank you

[bunjywunjy]

THIS ACTUALLY WAS A LOT OF FUN, THANKS!

[batsandbabydolls]

[grouchythefish]

[yellaghost]

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

stop saying yes to the shit you hate

[dejavuindigo-deactivated2023071]

stop saying ‘its fine’ to the shit that aint

[shephardatwork]

Stop saying ‘don’t worry about it’ to the shit that makes you uncomfortable