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Alien: Um, Human, quick question, why is your species so prone to violence???

Me: Genetically wise, our closest living animal relatives are the the Great Apes Species. Can you guess which of the Great Apes are genetically our closes living relatives?

Alien: Uh...Chimpanzees?

Me: Fuckin chimpanzees! We share nearly 99% of our fuckin DNA with them. Ironically, they're way more violent than us.

Alien: What the fuck...?

nixpunk

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

nixpunk

i was 15 when i made this post and i’m 25 now, and still seeing people reblog and tag this with things about their lovers or their friends or characters or themselves or that they really needed this today. i dunno it just feels really special to me. thank you, keep loving each other, i still love you.

i-am-a-fish

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

rubysapphrald

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

rubysapphrald

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

moringmark

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

avhira

I could use some luck

furryprovocateur

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

enba-and-luka

lateleviathan

THIS IS NOT THE END OF STOPKILLINGGAMES

THERE'S A WAY TO BYPASS THE COMMISSION AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADY WORKING ON IT

roguesynapses

Tldw; there is majority support in the European Parliament for a bill that would cover most of SKG's issues, and if passed this would bypass the decision of the Commission. There are also ongoing lawsuits in France and other places that would likely lead to some legislation. There is also a bill being worked on in California that wouldn't stop current games from being killed, but would stop future games from being killed

baradragon

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

imaveryevilgirl

I... I just opened tumblr... got bored of it... closed tumblr... and then opened it again immediately....

domithekingoffools

The fridge

bubblecarr

The fridge

thatqueerchoirkid

The fridge

gay-vampire-with-a-violin

[tumblr] is officially a fridge

lichrelly

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

bill-nye-official-blog

why are lemons separate from food op?

sporkkles-irl

everyone knows lemons arent food

2boldlyqueer

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

bad-puns-n-finger-guns

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

lichrelly

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

bad-puns-n-finger-guns

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

incessant-honking

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

danna-sama

What the fuck did i just watch.

askasexual

It- it’s not a Rick roll

theprinceofsnark

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

hiddlydiddly

niuniente

You think this is a joke? A JOKE? No, this is The native Finnish God of Love, Lempo. Demonic and monstrous, and capable of possessing people, driving them insane with love. Call him in with a right love spell and he’s more than happy to help you.

1coweveryday

4/26/21🐄👭

#Why didn't I saw this yesterday!#I absolutely love this that's so cute #Those are my fav cows

drunp-archive-deactivated201711

this is peak Craigslist

impuretale

I want to know if they got answers.

finninsanelycoolish-deactivated

I really wanna know how this turned out.

chemmonkey-deactivated20230109

Just so you guys know.

hydok

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

wallaceevolution

Special post for reaching 1000 followers on instagram!

While Darwin is often credited as the father of the Theory of Evolution, it’d be more precise to say that he was the father of the Theory of Evolution “by Natural Selection”.

Darwin’s genius was not in realizing that animals change over time, but in identifying the mechanisms by which these changes occur.

The idea that animals evolve over generations was proposed by a number of scientists and philosophers in various forms. And today, we will look at Al Jahiz, who proposed the idea some 1000 years before our English naturalist.