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[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[teddygrahamsam-deactivated20250]

God chill out!! Idk why everyone is freaking out. I wanted to build community and I've tried just posting my writing before and because I'm not a big blog it barely got anything. Didn't really think it would matter as those are older fics and the op already has enough recognition for them

[azazel-nyx]

Just because the original poster got enough recognition for it doesn’t mean take it as your own original piece of art. They started from the bottom just like everyone else. That doesn’t give you the right to copy and paste it and clam it’s your own work. Make your own work like everyone else and make tags for that work, cause now you started off wrong and now everyone gonna know you as the person who copied, instead of a author to your own work. You get upset because of the community you pissed off is targeting your tail.

[slavery]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[justahedgehogblog]

Sure why not

[averycruelsadist]

Agreed

[waitingtobebred]

Y'know, why not?

[pregnancyriskishot]

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

[pregnancyrisksex]

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

[cptn-nash]

could use this 😫

[therenlover]

I really need this rn

[shutinthenutouse]

[starrynautilus]

hi i’m ciara i draw lesbians !!!

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[angelsallfire]

[fireopals]

Reblog if you don't mind getting lots of boops

[azazel-nyx]

If you need to get 1,000 boops I don’t mind if you spam me with boops.

[turnways]

[misanthropiccatboy]

What exactly does the law say? It authorizes people to protect themselves or their property by using deadly force in response to "unlawful intrusion" by a "public servant." The measure is essentially just a public-servant-specific amendment to the state's 2006 so-called Castle Doctrine bill, which allows people to do whatever they have to to stop someone from illegally entering a home or car. Indiana is reportedly the first state to specifically allow the use of force against police. The new rule was passed with a nudge from the National Rifle Association, which has pushed permissive gun laws around the country. 

holy shit NRA W??

[misanthropiccatboy]

"It just puts a bounty on our heads," Downs tells Bloomberg. Sergeant Joseph Hubbard, for one, says he now worries that every time he pulls over a car, the driver might shoot him and cite the law as justification. "Somebody is going get away with killing a cop because of this law."

get fucked pig

[serioustrannyfaggotwithatail]

“every time he pulls over a car, the driver might shoot him“

yeah welcome to the other side of the badge bitch

[azazel-nyx]

Welcome that fear some Americans have.

“every time he pulls over a car, the driver might shoot him.”

People of color fear that more than anything honestly speaking, so welcome that fear. Welcome it with open arms.

[mashedpotaeto]

SM:

[peter-aaa-deactivated20260316]

[totally-not-a-fae-creature]

🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[groguspicklejar-deactivated2025]

i'll do you one better *clicking noise*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[mxmspeedster]

where did you all go to school?

[ragingbookdragon]

Tumblr University, what part was confusing?

[daddys-bunny0]

reblog if you’re sleepy

or if you want to be choked til you pass out

[azazel-nyx]

Finally finna start writing this bts mafia fanfic with a named oc. It’s my first work so any positive feedback would be nice.

Tw:gore, death, swearing

Namjoon stabbed his father with the very knife he was gifted on his 5th birthday. “You hurt us! You pushed us to the limit to become what you desire the most! How does it feel to die by my blade, by your own son.” He yelled twisting the knife. Nyx was laying in the corner of the room her lips bluish purple.

“Look what you did! She is near death!” He yelled angry tears falling from his eyes. The only response he got was a bloody smile from his father. “Look what you have become. History will repeat itself. I killed my father, and you killed me.” He chuckled before coughing, blood spraying on Namjoon shirt.

Namjoon yelled as he kicked his father down the words echoing in his brain. *History will repeat itself.* He turned and saw not his sister but a headstone with her name and some dates on it. “NOOO!” He yelled.

Namjoon’s head shot up from the pillow behind his head. He was in the living room, the movie he was watching now on the end credits. “Joon? Are you alright?” His sister,Nyx, asked as she came from the kitchen with a Great Dane puppy beside her. “Oh, yeah just another nightmare about father.” He said balling his hand up. “That bastard keeps bothering me even when I rest.” He mumbled. “How are your lungs?”

Nyx sighed and sat down next to him. “Doctors said the damage from when we were kids can’t be reversed, lucky I can wear still do certain things that won’t hurt my lungs badly.” She gave a sad smile. “He said I need an oxygen concentrator as well.”

Namjoon nodded as the puppy jumped onto his lap. “We’ll get it, got plenty of money for that. Go study, I know you got a test tomorrow.” He said. She nodded and got up leaving the room.

Mearly a few seconds passed as a scream ran through the house. Namjoon ran from the living room to Nyx room with a gun drawn. He busted down the door and saw something that made his face drain of all color. Photos of them, each with a bullet whole threw their heads, and to make matters worse, a dead man’s body was bleeding out on Nyx bed.

“Nyx call them, we have to plan now.”

[gooompy]

here have a shit ton of convergent pokemon concepts!!

Snom, Frosmoth: nudibranch, sea angel Phantump, Trevenant: hydrothermal vents Bergmite, Hisuian Avalugg: thornbug, stag beetle, sea scorpion Petilil, Lilligant: blanket octopus, sea anemone Ralts, Kirlia, Gardevoir: not a convergent but a mimic! venus flytrap, pitcher plant

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[yearns-in-lesbian]

reblog to give your friend a bad day

[dinosoverhumans]

this is the monalisa of tumblr

[matt-murdockk-deactivated202203]

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

[anonymouse-the-asian-deactivate]

this is it, this post started it all

[best-of-reblogs]

[exit-path]

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME