Mister Villain Man

Felix//trans//gay//poly//I like yellow//frogs are pretty cool

[wasturbatress]

I think Ford speaks for all of us in that.

[artistdetroiterblackman]

Being straight wit u, we need donations now. My roommate was beaten up by the Detroit Police during a BLM protest in August. He has huge medical bills and can't work yet due to his concussion not healing up right. The electric bill is late, the rent is late, and my buddy missed his first payment on his ER bill payment plan. We need about $800 by Friday. Plz plz donate if u can, it's not fair dat he is getting fvcked over by this shit over n over.

Paypal.me/keroncedetroit

Thank u all so much.

[anneemay]

I love this song

[bricklebeary]

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

[yourkpopidolsucks]

In Korea you are literally REQUIRED to have a headshot with your application. Your physical appearance is a major vetting point in the interview. Applicants have literally been told to bleach their skin for jobs. Seoul is the plastic surgery capital of the world.

This is HUGE for them. Support them. Even if you love makeup, their beauty culture is TOXIC. Support this movement

[ruffboi-mags]

GO GIRLS GO

[systlin]

BURN IT DOWN, LADIES

[afeelgoodblog]

One for the lads

[riot-dog]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[mars-the-4th-planet]

Idk how many boi followers I have but for those of u who are there, I appreciate u and want u to feel happy with ur bod

[aadyeah]

One for the dudes

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Just as a warning for people with tiktok. 

STAY OFF YOUR FORYOU PAGE.

A man killed himself live on tiktok. People are embedding the video into other videos and sharing it around. Stay off tiktok, go watch some compilations on youtube or something. 

People are actually turning this guys death into a meme fucking hell.

[grilledquesobabe]

This is the first image of the TikTok so you know to scroll past it if you come across the video:

[thelesbianjeffthekiller]

Y'all i got a text about my friend breaking down becuase of this just a few minutes ago. Its real and its terrible. They’re also hiding it in stuff like cat videos and other seemingly harmless things so stay alert and stay safe.

[home-and-having-tea]

Oh Jesus I don’t have TikTok but please be aware darlings!!!! This sounds terrifying!!!

[bellmandi86]

BOOST! Stay safe, guys

[jesstheespeon]

Monday, September 7, 2020

Stay safe

[archivefullofyoutubers]

Off topic, but beware, friends.

My inbox is always open if you’re struggling 💚

[archivefullofyoutubers]

Edit: apparently this video is now circulating on all socials. If you see the above image SCROLL PAST IT regardless of platform.

[straightboyfriend]

reblog if you’re in the following fandoms!

drinking water

having gay sex

large cock

addicted to weed

[asterosian]

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

[asterosian]

@jaekaeyay here ya go

[elisamaza]

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

[asterosian]

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

[b-eelzebro]

oops sorry left a little man residue here

[b-eelzebro]

General Hux:

Finn and Poe:

[holographography]

idk who needs to hear this but “depressing quotes” blogs and stuff like this may express how you’re feeling but seeing a constant stream of negativity and romanticised sadness is only going to make you feel worse. Even if you only unfollow one blog and follow a puppy blog instead, you’ll feel a little better

[resiliencewithin]

There is a fine line between acknowledging and accepting your feelings, and dwelling and living in them.

[sapphic-affirming-memes]

are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

[zikadraws]

Repost if your account is LGBTQ+ & autistic-friendly

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

so it’s probably in baby books due to the higher risk of it happening, but yeah that should really be included in sex ed literature

[gaylettucewoman]

jesus fucking christ

[thebrandonross]

Who on God’s green earth thought that blowing INTO a vagina would be a good idea?!

[odinsblog]

Yeah, definitely tru dat …. but …. um

[dimespin]

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

[chronicdisaster-deactivated2017]

This is such a good illustration of emotional abuse

[artist-rayne]

Just a reblog to spread the most UN noticed abuse, be aware

[monochrome-flight-feathers]

and reminder for everyone to be patient with your loved ones who apologize constantly, or have a really emotional reaction to something that seems insignificant to you.

[polkavona]

Another post that breaks my theme. But I really like seeing problems myself and other people have being explained in such a wonderful way

[theteapotofdoom]

A thread of Shigaraki Tomura being more attractive than literally any other character in the BNHA canon.

I’ve reached the pic limit, which is biphobic, but I have more.

[b-eelzebro]

dats my baaabbbyyyy

[carnalsuggestions]

Do Not Mistake Me For A Heterosexual

[mysticmisfit89-deactivated20140]

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

[stickystigmata-deactivated20190]

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

[bioticdisaster]

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

[ghirahim]

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

[medie]

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.” Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

[violent-darts]

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

[harukami]

I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING

Moose are terrifying, you guys.

[soulkind-blog]

I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist.

I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside.

[warsfeils-deactivated20200620]

If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. 

Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. 

Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD.

Moose. MOOSE.

[lovedsomuch]

I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this.

[teapotsahoy]

The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that.

[sputnikcentury]

Moose confirmed for actual kaiju.

[thisnewdevilry]

Kaiju category: Maple.  

[luadell]

Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive.

[thesuninperigee]

@ssalogel

[hellenhighwater]

For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is  4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant”

[writernotwaiting]

And they can run up to 40 miles per hour

[dynastylnoire]

A 16 wheeler with fur

[learningtoacceptchange]

They also reside in Alaska too; they love the birch trees.

[b-eelzebro]

[ursaspecter]

Dear chubbier and thicker boys

I think you're all really cute and you're all killin it out there

[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

[im-captain-basch]

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

[patrickstaristerrible]

For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!

[thelonelyrainbowguy]

Plus ASD/SPD people who can’t do flashy stuff!

[vicioushyperbolizer]

Motion sensitive migraineurs!

[messssy]

If you want to see what the gif generally is about as it can add to a post, here’s how to have it paused till you touch it on mobile