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[badhellsiteaccount]

statement of arthur lester regarding fucking everything

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[depsidase]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[enki2]

[van1llaskys]

[animentality]

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[badhellsiteaccount]

generational lock-in

[kibumkim]

If this is real they need to do it again

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[unyieldingsilence]

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[the-gnomish-bastard]

Starting a new series called

Things my coworker has said taken out of context

To start we have:

If you’re depressed and you know it, crank your hog!🎶

There are at least 7 ways I could kill every spider in this building at once, none of them are legal.

Buckshot? More like fuckshot.

Damn you Franz Ferdinand, you and your lack of competence in hiring drivers are the reason I gotta pay $4.50 a gallon.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I piss in the executive bathroom sink.

I don’t think that’s how Jesus died, but I agree that the John Deer, among other things, adds a certain pow that the Biblical version lacks.

I’d fuck Swamp Thing any day of the week. Except Thursday, and he knows why.

The AC unit demands a sacrifice.

Hamster? How the fuck do you stir ham?

All I need is a claymore and a claymore, and I’d be able to solo every Care Bear.

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[nondelphic]

“but what if it’s bad?” babe it is bad. that’s why we’re doing arts and crafts with it

[chunkyform3]

Risk of Rain 2.

[badhellsiteaccount]

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