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This account is not that good | 22 | He/They | Audio Horror Enjoyer | For Wizard Thing, Visit @bullet-enchanter | Feel free to send asks or alternatively, kick the back of my neck

[badhellsiteaccount]

statement of arthur lester regarding fucking everything

[qostine]

I love drawing him from above

[badhellsiteaccount]

pov: youre watching rem go to your double sinners

[qostine]

Nothing to see here.

[badhellsiteaccount]

my goat

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

[pangur-and-grim]

one of the medical reports for my broken leg called me attractive and pleasant, and I haven't let myself read another medical report since because I want to maintain a Schrödinger's cat type situation where the reports might say 'still attractive, would fuck' or they might say 'ugly now, aged poorly' and I'll never know because I refuse to let the wave function collapse into a single reality

[badhellsiteaccount]

MICROSOFT WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED AN INTERNET CONNECTION TO PLAY HARDER SOLITAIRE BOARDS

IT'S CALLED FUCKING

SOLITAIRE

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

[pangur-and-grim]

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

[pangur-and-grim]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[puppy--perv]

DON'T!! 🙅🚫 even think 🧐‼️ about calling yourself 🫵🤨 a cinephile 💕🍿 if you don't want to fuck 😩🍆💦 the movie ☝️🎬💋❤️‍🔥

[godpiexe]

"I can't do it, im not like you"

i love angst more than any happy ending. so heres a sketch of d3rlord being life support for the king and avery arriving too late.

[byjove]

ohhhh now I understand why the German exchange student I met in high school was enjoying North Carolina so wholeheartedly

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[super-metroid]

how it feels talking about deltarune with people who actually read the dialogue and pay attention to the cutscenes

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[world-of-lang]

instead of saying "the consequences of my procrastination are gonna catch up to me and i'm gonna be completely fucked" try saying "i got that sunny bunny feeling"