Bad Wattpad Quotes

Quotes from bad fanfictions I read. I do not intend to offend the people I post about, I'm just sharing quotes I find funny.

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[aropride]

i hate writing smut.

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[livedinthecastle]

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

gonna write reader/reader fic

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“is this self-cest or masturbation” NEITHER I am pairing one individual reader (henceforth referred to as Y/N-A) with a second, separate individual reader (henceforth referred to as Y/N-B)

[elucubrare]

if on a winter's night a traveler

[s-leary]

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

“Fanfiction is a medium in which people can express themselves and writers should not be demonised or made fun of for simply writing fanfiction” and “There is a massive widespread problem of racism and pedophilia in the fanfiction writing community that needs to be addressed” are statements that can coexist

[medusasstory]

A strong start. 

[mithrilbookofmystery]

Reminds me of this I found a couple days ago

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[satyriconmp3]

[unicyclehippo]

me, panicking, not writing my story: it’s stupid, it’s a stupid story!

the tiny gremlin in my brain, enjoying a lollipop & wearing the Most Eyewateringly vibrant shorts: so what?

[haliagreen7]

Listen to that gremlin more

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[citizen-zero]

YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?

[readyalit-blog]

Here’s a list of black YA leads! And ten Native American protagonists! And a list of ladies who love ladies in YA! And genderqueer / transgender YA leads! And more queer titles! And 2015 / 2016 YA books with Asian / East Asian leads! And bisexual YA leads! And Muslim YA leads! And asexual YA leads! And YA Interrobang’s entire section on diverse YA fiction! *confetti*

[hikatebishop]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

[lord-kitschener]

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

[curseworm]

i dont want to live anymore

[eazzy--pink]

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

[androxibot-deactivated20190428]

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

[brookietf]

LMAO

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

S I N

[raedmagdon]

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

[garrettauthor]

I guess we’re all spreading the fucking misery today.

[gingersnapwolves]

I had to read this so now you do too.

[wary-taru]

Why are ppl like this wtf

[trueshredguitar]

have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”

[jeza-red]

yes

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