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[ticklefighthockey]

this author’s note ahahaha

[dotthings]

bi Dean is not a "headcanon." It exists in a gray area, because some of this depends on how "canonical" people consider queer coding to be, but as queer coding is a purposeful deliberate part of a text, I consider bi Dean to be canon. And it's not wrong for me to say that, I'm leaving room for people who want more open representation though, so aren't sure if they can say it's "canon," not for people who deny that things textually part of the text are part of the text. It's not explicitly openly declared canon but that doesn't mean it's not in the canon.

Ever notice how the one and only receipt people who hate bi Dean have is "but Dean likes women!!!"

Yeah. They really aren't astute.

Anyways, here's my bi Dean tag that collects textual analysis of bi Dean as well as some of my own posts and addressing some of the fallacious arguments that get deployed to attack the reading. Happy reading!

Normalize discussion of bi Dean as canonical, as in, queer coding is part of the text.

[snowsmoked]

The MHL decides to partner with Heartthrobs Against Heart Disease for their 2018 fundraising calendar. It's a Canadian non-profit that features various Heartthrobs in various states of undress at their various jobs. They had firefighter editions, teacher editions, and even farmer editions. The MHL sent out an email to a few dozen of Canadian players, asking if anyone had a free day over the summer.

Yuna Hollander does not hesitate to scoop that charitable opportunity up.

They get their 12 players, one for each month. Shane gets his birth month, May. The tagline on top of his photo is: "I may be a two-time Stanley Cup winner, but I still get checked regularly for early onset heart disease."

During the following preseason, Ilya walks in on the Bears howling with laughter about something. Never one to be left out, Ilya demands to know what's so funny. He's passed a Heartthrob Against Heart Disease 2018-2019 calendar and joins in on the laughter as he flips through these idiots. That is, until he gets to May.

Shane is on the ice, a hockey stick slotted across his broad shoulders, arms draped over it. He's shirtless, only wearing gloves and his baggy hockey pants, ridden down on one side to show off the top of his underwear and the deep V just above his hips. They must have had him do pushups because his abs are more defined than usual, deep cuts across his stomach shimmering with a thin layer of sweat. His hair was messed up, like someone had run their hands through it. He was looking directly at the camera, a little smirk on his face like he knew exactly what he was doing. His biceps...

The calendar was snatched from him, which was probably a good thing, if the saliva pooling in his mouth and the tightness of his pants were anything to go by.

That night, away from any prying eyes and on a private browser, Ilya navigates to the Heartthrobs Against Heart Disease website. He about blacks out when he sees the Special Edition: Oops, All Hollander!

[toptony]

DOCTOR WHO | Rose

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[hunybody]

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

[iero]

Ilya Rozanov week: Day two Favorite look(s): His love for Adidas as a brand

HEATED RIVALRY (2025 -)

[ilya-sweetheart]

Ilya: Okay everybody listen the fuck up!

Raiders: 👀

Ilya: My Jane said she will send me glasses pic if we win tonight!

Raiders who have experienced this before: Fuck yeah brother 😫🙏

Ilya: So I am not loosing to New fucking Jersey and missing a picture of my pretty Jane in her glasses!

The whole team realising oh shit he means business: Yes captain! 🫡

[yowlthinks]

Years later, Marleau is visiting Ilya and in the evening he witnesses Shane putting on his glasses to read while Ilya and Cliff are playing a video game.

- Ok, yeah, I kinda see what you mean.

- Huh?

- The glasses. He does look good in them.

Ilya kicks him, while Shane is very confused.

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

After Ilya gets the call about his dad Cliff is the one who drives him home. He crashes at Ilya’s place and helps him pack and brings him to the airport. He’s also the one who picks him up when he gets back and he gives him the bestest big brother hug and pretends he doesn’t notice Ilya weeping.

[stillnotmollified]

cliff marlow does commercials for a local car dealership outside boston. they think he can’t read because he’s always fumbled the cue cards and he does not set them straight because he just has a very specific vision for the artistic direction of these commercials and he will play dumb to execute it. they don’t want to embarrass him for being illiterate and every ad goes viral anyway so cliff marlow is just saying whatever the fuck he wants on local television and that’s how worcester toyota ends up with “tell ‘em big cliff sent you, b—[BLEEP]!” as a slogan

[laurencem]

cool memes for hot days 😘

this one's for you @catharsisxf

[stillnotmollified]

cliff marlow eats for free at the panera bread nearest the arena in boston. yeah, he’s a millionaire, but he didn’t grow up with a lot, and he fuckin’ loves a bread bowl. on game days they have a corner booth saved for him. when customers want a bread bowl they order the marloaf. when he scores, everybody in the joint gets one for free. panera has made him a custom jersey with MARLOAF on the back and he wears it with pride because “like my girl oprah, I love bread.”

[mads-schubert]

Part 6 in my weekly poster series for 2026. Felt like making something a bit less text focused for this week

[younheedrawings]

“Here’s the view Hollander, check it out.” When the Hollanovs are the first husbands of Hockey and gets invited to do BuzzFeeds puppy interview 🤭

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Concept: Shane's birthday.

Shane and Ilya making out, Shane leads Ilya to their room. Pushes him onto the bed. Sits in a chair they have in the room.

Ilya is confused, goes to get up. Shane says no, sit. Ilya sits, still confused. Then Shane says, in his best Russian accent (or in Russian), "Is my special day, Rozanov. I want to watch."

And Ilya is so caught off guard. And so turned on. And it is Shane's birthday and Ilya always gives in. So he puts on a show for Shane. But Shane is the one who, after not super long at all, climbs onto the bed and into Ilya's lap.

[buckleysibz]

imagine jee coming home from school one day soo happy because her teacher thought her “who is my hero?” essay was so touching. obviously because she wrote about her parents, the king and queen of dispatch themselves. but after madney read the report tearfully and after they send their kids to bed, they discuss their own versions. chimney wrote about his mom and i think pre-daniel maddie might have as well. or maddie could’ve even written about daniel!! skip forward a few days to buck and maddie grabbing breaksfast together at the han house and buck sees the report stuck to the fridge and he’s like aww. and maddie’s like you didn’t do one of those did you? buck’s back to munching away and he’s like yeah i did i wrote about you. to which we get the signature maddie eyebrows and watery puppy eyes and she’s like me? 🥺. and buck who still has like the biggest bite of toast in his mouth is like yeah of course you were my hero (you still are). and maddie tries to compose herself so she asks how come she never knew? and buck’s like idk i showed the report to mom first and…. then they both go silent and decide to change topics lmao

[angelsdean]

disaster bisexual mary rights tho like. she's 28, back from the dead, and missed out on having a slut era during her first go at life. so now she's hooking up with claire before she knows who claire is when they cross paths on a solo hunt. and she's sneaking around with the bmol and fucking ketch on the down low bc her taste in men is abysmal. she fucks AU charlie and she flirts with AU bobby because, again, her taste in men is abysmal. and she and rowena obviously end up in bed together at some point. and she's making eyes at cas because okay her taste in men is abysmal but she also has eyes but doesn't have eyes enough bc she actually did not clock the thing between dean and cas when they hugged in front of her, she was too busy admiring cas's back. when dean finds out she's got a thing for him he actually crashes out abt it and she gets the hint and leaves for a bit. she goes off an fucks anael instead. then john comes back in lebanon and she's like "oooh silver fox" (does not question why he looks like that) and they fuck, of course, bc her taste in men is abysmal. she is a disaster and we are not going to fix her.