Volunteer Persona non Grata

Surely you've gotten lost, friend?

[max--phillips]

my last 3 brain cells watching me make a bad decision

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

81 BCE. To meet the needs of Rome's growing empire, the dictator Sulla has expanded the roster of offices. The full list now reads as follows:

Ordinary magistrates

Consul

Proconsul

Conprosul

Censor (judges senators)

Scentser (judges perfume)

Urban Praetor

Foreign Praetor

Secret Praetor

Plebeian Tribune

Patrician Tribune

Chicago Tribune

Antitribune (reverses vetoes by shouting "OTEV")

Curule Aedile

Plebeian Aedile

Never Smile At A Croc Aedile

Quaestor

Jstor

Dux

Quax (created by dux; investigates fowl play)

That one guy who reminds you of people's names at parties

Extraordinary magistrates

Triumvir

Decemvir

Novemvir

Septemvir

Tetrarch

Petrarch (we're not sure how he got here)

Aardvarch

Dictator

Kilodictator (has the powers of 1,000 dictators combined)

Millidictator (has the power to choose your pizza toppings)

Master of Horse

Master of Morse …. . .-.. .--. -- -.-- - .. -- . -- .- -.-. …. .. -. . -… .-. --- -.- .

I Volunteer As Tribune

Interrex

Outerrex

Circumflex

Xrayspex

Religious Offices

Pontifex Maximus (Rome's top priest)

Pontifex Minimus (Rome's worst priest)

Augur

Sacred Chicken

Profane Chicken

Flamens Dialis (must be married)

Flaming Dialis (confirmed bachelor)

[kinemon]

YOU ALL ARE

[tainbocuailnge]

outrageously good sticker

[beemovieerotica]

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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[zazzedcoffee]

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Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[maaarine]

2014 Vienna Philharmonic New Year's Concert with Daniel Barenboim — Johann Strauss I, Radetzky March, Op. 228

@tojibignaturals

[revieloutionne]

[ospreyonthemoon]

I love that, like. He KNOWS the audience want to clap and so he's using them as an extra instrument. He turns around and goes hey, stop, and hopes they understand conductor gestures and it works, and then he has clapping he can use when he wants

[surfingkaliyuga]

“Scopedog” Shin Ueda 1984 Cover artwork for Terebi Magazine Anime Special: Armored Trooper VOTOMS #3, May 20, 1984 published by Kodansha.

[rexim-djm]

[leapinvenetian]

[dunglizard]

I fear “I Have No Mouth & I Must Carol” isn’t gonna win the ugly sweater design contest at the company holiday party

[renkkai]

Marketable plushie or homunculus? part 2: oh no it's starting to multiply

[toskarin]

courtesy of a friend

[lordelmelloi2]

[bonae-artes-liberales]

Paintings by 川瀬 巴水 (Hasui Kawase) (1883 – 1957)

Theme: Night

Click on the images for further information: title (year).

[mugokii]