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♑ 26 he/him TX 🌈

[bastiodork]

Mine ren faire portraits batch 1 🧙‍♂️

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[contemptible-scoundrel]

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

[dogpuppy]

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[ruinedchildhood]

Pretty fun weapon to draw

[anarqueeen]

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[angelnumber27]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

when artists would perform drugged out of their minds on 8am tv

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[houndsofbalthazar]

Visited my semiotician grandparents and they offered me a Werther's Simulacrum

[cloevr]

aye get so gay off that tequiler!

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[neurodivergentrantsifpromted]

I love/hate the fact that I genuinely think the most plausible explanation for how this happened is that trump secretly uses tumblr and did this on purpose. He decided to run for president purely so he could start a war in 2026 with Iran, because tumblr funnies. It is so depressing that the only other explanation is that this guy won 2 million lotteries at once.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[ysolt]

naked: normal naked

naked with shoes on: super naked

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

naked with Black Knight Halberd: dark souls speedrunner

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[chewupmyheart]