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The Giver by Chappell Roan starts playing:

✨️"'Cause baby I de-liver"✨️

#chappell roan #shitpost #greek gods #greek mythology #prometheus #greek myth memes #lgbtqmeme #the giver #the rise and fall of a midwest princess #midwest #bottom text

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Why doesn't Tempur-Pedic make Coffins:(

The undead get backaches too!

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Bringing this back for Nosferatu season- he's too old to be sleeping on a literal slab of concrete without adequate lumbar support.

#nosferatu #nosferaboo #vampires #the real reason he is angered is because his back aches and no one has bothered to offer him a nice mattress

Within you there are two wolves: one is a scholar, and the other....is not.

#shitpost #darkacademia #academic #i love school #but I get immediately overwhelmed #but then I still sign up for more school #sisyphean task #but the task is just my thirst for knowledge

The song Bourgeoisies is so Remus Lupin coded

Sometimes I make things for the 3 racoons in a trenchcoat I call friends and think, "wow, the tumblr ppl are gonna LOVE this"

To do lists are the only thing keeping my unmedicated adhd at bay- that sweet sweet dopamine of checking off a lil box when a task is done mmmmm

#shitpost #adhd creature #adhd things #actually adhd #adhdlife #80hd #adhd problems #adhd struggles #unmedicated #adhd summer #to do list #organizational

Why doesn't Tempur-Pedic make Coffins:(

The undead get backaches too!

#pov ur a sleepy vampire #the undead ARE technically elderly #untapped marketplace #vampires #dark acadamia aesthetic #jokes #bad jokes #the undead #vampire au #darkacademia #shitpost

Cereal is NOT a soup.

It's Gazpacho.

#cold soup #puss in boots #the last wish #perrito #kitty softpaws #gazpacho #boots #dreamworks #perrito asked puss this question at LEAST once

ceevee5

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Time really IS a flat circle

Watch fleabag now and get every single beautifully poetic line stuck in your mind forevermore at no added cost!

Call now- we have 2 operators standing by!

#shitpost #fleabag #pheobe waller bridge #cinemetography #the writing in this show #how is it so good #i swear #meme

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Would y'all watch a video where I sort classic lit characters by whether they'd be a boogara or a shaniac? I can't figure out if it's toooo niche or just niche enough.

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It's in the works! If there's any particular characters you'd like me to sort please drop them down below:)

Because if not I'm just picking my favourites and going ham lol

#buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #ryan bergara #classic lit memes #ghost hunting #english #classic literature #darkacademia #spooky #ryan beef boy bergara #ricky goldsworth #boo ghost #ghost and hauntings #shakespeare memes #classics #boogara #shaniac #youtube #book characters

There is something so powerful in the simplicity of the words 'mean' and 'kind'. They're such raw words that evoke an almost childlike complexity of emotion.

No one:

Peeta Mellark in the Hunger Games:

What my dogs think they look like begging for my dinner even though they ate 5 minutes ago

#and they DO look like that #oscar winning performances everytime from those pups #minions #the rise of gru #minion meme #minion movie #meme #dog meme #despicable me #gru #minion #minions the rise of gru #movie memes

What am I supposed to do without internet?

Be productive????

#disgusting #i simply refuse #i feel like 8 year old me except 8 year old me had a better attention span #rogers outage #rogers down #internet outage #rogers #shitpost #but also like pls fix it #bcs I want to call people

Would y'all watch a video where I sort classic lit characters by whether they'd be a boogara or a shaniac? I can't figure out if it's toooo niche or just niche enough.

#buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #ryan bergara #ghost hunting #classic lit memes #classic literature #english #shitpost #darkacademia #spooky #ryan beef boy bergara #ricky goldsworth #ghost and hauntings #boo ghost #shakespeare memes #classics #boogara #shaniac

Elizabeth Bennet really said "I'm not like other girls"

#classic lit memes #classic literature #darkacademia #english #classics #pride and predujice #elizabeth bennet #dark academia aesthetic #mr darcy #jane austen #lightacademia #shitpost #she would 100% be on tumblr too #have a very successful blog #not like other girls #I'm worse

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