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[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

this just in: if aang’s flying bison and lemur would ever speak, they would have captain rex’s voice

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FILONI????

[archers-doodles]

Remember Appo? That clone trooper with the arrow painted on his helmet? He was created as a tribute/reference to Dee Bradley Baker's work in ATLA

[darthlivion]

[hiddency]

Dee Bradley Baker is also the voice of The Gravemind from Halo

He has the range

[ayawriter]

He’s also the voice of Waddles from Gravity Falls!

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

“WADDLES” AS IN THE PIG WADDLES??

[sailorsol]

That’s all fine and dandy, but can we just talk about this one for a second people? The fact that this guy:

Also does the voice of this guy:

Who is in the movie with this guy:

Who we all know and love as him:

So in summary....

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

what is HAPPENING???

[shadowthestoryteller]

I reblogged it before BUT IM REBLOGGING IT AGAIN I HATH BEEN LEFT SHOOKETH

[darkgriffin5785]

WHAT

[gobblechopstv]

[luisonte]

[lukawriting]

reblog and put your results in the tags: i made a “what type of bender are you” quiz (atla) except its one where a lot of effort and research was put into it so that the results could actually be accurate. enjoy!!! 

[lukawriting]

over 800 people have taken this quiz and im fucking floored. if anybody’s curious, here’s the links to the results for each element: Earth Water Fire Air

yall i made this bc my friends called me a waterbender and i was determined to prove them wrong i can’t believe this

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[fightingborderline]

I feel like I am not enough and too much at the same time

[inevitabletony-deactivated20220]

[quietdoppelganger]

For anyone unaware literally every one of those dancers is a child

[saint-batrick]

HOLY SHIT

[fivedayslater]

Zuko, who is Way Too Used to his family attacking him: Okay now that I’ve learned how to redirect lightning I’m ready for you to shoot me with some.

Iroh, who loves and cares about him very much: ????!!!??!??? No????????!!!!????

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.

[tyhplosion]

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

[tyhplosion]

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

[liquidstar]

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

[thegalaxyabittotheleft]

He changed his icon bc of this post specifically

[tyhplosion]

good.

[realbutchhartman]

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

[tyhplosion]

HELLO???????????????

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[mono-red-menace]

thieves’ guild….

[montparnah-deactivated]

story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j sandwiches and i was like “haha what about dinner” and the mom was like “that is dinner sweetie!” and i was like “i have to go home now”

[montparnah-deactivated]

when i got home my parents were like “i thought u were staying for dinner” and i told them what happened and my mom was shocked and was like “DELANEY that is RUDE” but my dad laughed for like half an hour

[davepetasprite-ebooks-deactivat]

Ok I’m white too but who the fuck eats pb&j for dinner

[blakquills]

Someone: Edward lost both his arm and leg in the his attempt to bring back his mother Me obnoxiously: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!! HE LOST ONLY HIS LEG IN THE TRANSMUTATION! HE LOST HIS ARM BINDING ALPHONSE’S SOUL TO THE SUIT OF ARMOR!!

[brainstatic]

Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroe’s image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.

[class-struggle-anarchism]

“Please don’t make me a joke… I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one… I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity..”

 - Marilyn Monroe, last taped interview, days before her death

She deserved better than this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Can I just also say, in addition to all this, that I’m still pissed off about the fact that Joe DiMaggio swooped in and gave Marilyn a Christian funeral before her Rabbi could return from a trip overseas? ‘Cause that shit is fucked up.

So many men who claimed to be in love with her, and not one could fucking respect her wishes, even in death.

[emily84]

“I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves. They didn’t bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn’t argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t.””  — Marilyn Monroe

Also:

As one of the biggest Ella Fitzgerald fans, she literally helped desegregate her performances. Ella was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race.

Ella Fitzgerald: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg (Source: dmvnessa)

ALSO:

In August 1956, Monroe began filming The Prince and the Showgirl, with Laurence Olivier staring and directing. The production was complicated by conflicts between him and Monroe. He angered her with the patronizing statement “All you have to do is be sexy” and his attempts to get her to replicate Vivien Leigh’s interpretation. She became pregnant and miscarried during the production, which heavily worsened her depression and increased her drug abuse.

A L S O , I will never forget watching a documentary about her once and, speaking about her marriage with Arthur Miller, the narrator said, verbatim: “America’s Brain had married America’s Body”. Like, literally, because he was a famous writer, he was entitled to personhood; she, being an actress, and a beautiful woman, was reduced to being “a body”. I have never been more enraged with her portrayal in the media. If you want to be dismissive of her,  literally come for you.

[amuseoffyre]

She was also chronically ill her whole life: she suffered from endometriosis with pain so debilitating that a clause was written into her contracts accounting for the days when she would not physically be able to work during her periods.

She was on courses of strong medication, had invasive surgery to try and limit the damage caused, and despite trying for a baby numerous times, suffered many miscarriages because of her condition. The miscarriages especially sent her into deep depression, since she desperately wanted to be a mother.

There is speculation that the condition may have been one of the triggers in her drug dependency as well, because when you have endo, you will take whatever you can to stop. it. hurting.

Marilyn Monroe was smart and strong as hell in a world that saw her as a sexy doll and nothing more.

[wiciclesatmidnight]

She deserves better

[tahthetrickster]

Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???

[cursedcharley]

Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file.

Don’t do this. Do not.

[littlegreendorito]

I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well.

Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job.

[aroyalmoon-deactivated20211014]

Use Paypal Invoices. 

I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes. There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission). And there’s also a box for your Terms & Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it.

ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you. And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you.

[thelilnan]

ALSO A HUGE TIP: Invoices paid will automatically set up a shipping notice which, if not fulfilled, can land you in SERIOUS hot water with PayPal. Since a lot of artists don’t print and ship the commissions, this is a huge problem.

However! Totally manageable. Just go to your PayPal, scroll down to find Seller Preferences

>> Shipping Preferences

>> Display Ship Button. Make sure all the boxes are unchecked. Then you’re all set!

[captain-spicypants-deactivated2]

As a big supporter of artists, don’t you ever fucking dare fuck over an artist like that. Like don’t. And if they take their time to do a good job, don’t shit all over them for it! Don’t be a fucking ass hole. Just don’t. These people put a  LOT of work and time and effort into their artwork. Just don’t be that guy. Often times these artists aren’t even getting what they deserve in compensation. 

[happykittyshop]

I am very grateful my customers have been good to me, but I’m spreading the word.

[guzma-reader-hell]

Very important!

[theakaning]

As a new artist, I’m very grateful for this post. Never knew this. Thank you.

[enteratabucking-deactivated2020]

@saferion - I know you create some artwork/photo edits. I’m not sure if you knew about this or not but I figured I’d pass it along just in case.

[safingual]

Thank you for mentioning and warning! PayPal is a big hole of pitfalls, it’s always good to be aware of these kind of things!

[lenbarboza-deactivated20200128]

IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR ARTISTS AND CUSTOMERS.

[yawpyawp]

ALWAYS

USE 

INVOICES

ALWAYS HAVE A PAPER TRAIL

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Also if there’s one big thing I got out of art school it’s GET A CONTRACT. Make them sign it.  No matter how small your art business is, ESPECIALLY if you work freelance, MAKE THEM SIGN A CONTRACT. The Graphic Artists Guild Handbook has contracts you can use as a template. Last year’s version is online for free. (it also shows you how to accurately price your work and what to do in ethical dilemmas) 

This will help you soooo much. Please don’t shy away from contracts because you assume it will be too difficult or make you look overbearing. If they’re not willing to sign a page that says “ i promise to pay you, and stick by the rules we agreed to”  don’t trust that customer. (It’s for the customer’s benefit too, you promise to create art and spell out any revisions you allow and time span it will take)  PLUS you can ask for a fee up front that is part of the agreement that you get to keep if the customer falls through and cancels suddenly on you! 

GET A CONTRACT!!!

[firefox-official]

me, pleasantly skipping that One Song on my playlist despite never deleting it out of pure laziness:

[firefox-official]

i used the wrong picture

[firefox-official]

i’m glad everyone thinks that it still fits

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[transmortifried]

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

[vastderp]

!!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

[der-hornmeister]

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent