The Giant Monster in CVS (Spoiler Alert: It Was Me)
I know from a reader’s perspective, I seem pretty awesome. And don’t get me wrong—I am—but like everyone else, I put my pants on one leg at a time. After all, what kind of maniac puts both legs in at once? Were your parents savage beasts? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? I digress. Back to my obvious awesomeness… Like everyone else, I have things that get under my skin. Some of them are…












