A Series of Mundanities.

In which I sit on the name "billygoatofdoom."

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[hkdmz]

[queenofnots]

This is the Spirit of the Crab Rave. Reblog to manifest It Happening.

[digitaldiscipline]

Half-Life

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[ssv-raven]

Reading in 2026

[dovewithscales]

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[illythekitty]

I FOUND IT

[birds-in-posts]

American woodcock (Scolopax minor)

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[billygoatofdoom]

hell yeah! never leave gains on the table!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[emilyparagraph]

i added this to the Changes post reblog chain, but maybe this new post will be able to show it better

so, it turns out that if you go to the [USER].tumblr.com site, rather than just look on the dashboard or the psuedo-profile that pops up first, you can see the total number of posts and the notes for the announcement post are....

NOT GOOD FOR THEM.

100k+ NOTES IN <12 HOURS OHHH THEY FUCKED UP BIG TIME

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[fanonical]

[thelatecaptainpierce]

Happy 90th birthday to the man, the myth, the legendary Alan Alda!

[kianamaiart]

"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟

"I Want to be a Normal Girl"

SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!

New episode animatic dropping! Planning on doing a stream right before to watch the pilot/episode 1 together and do a small QnA~ There will also be a lil announcement after the credits 👀

WE'RE SO BACK!!!

Make sure to subscribe so you know when the premiere goes live!

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

The first time I saw this I didn't get it, now I do and I'm so mad

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[evergreen-femme]

could be said about my entire life tbh

[knives-chel]

Visit Original Link

low effort recording. Swapped the last 2 lines for better flow and rhyming.

[thriveonanonymity]

actually magnificent.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

[mikkeneko]

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[realmarysue]

Happy 13th anniversary to Spiders Georg!

[geometricfractal]

My favorite genre of post on here is the one where someone has written something on how funny it is when a post blows up, because they’re always like “lol isn’t it funny when people get way more notes than they want, anyway what is up my three (3) followers” and then you scroll down and it has 35k notes and with each new reblog the op sounds like they’re one step closer to moving to the woods and never returning

[geometricfractal]

Whoa whoa no need to be hasty here

[geometricfractal]

my friends, everybody

[prettybirdy979]

We could change that you know. (:<

[dubstepcarcommercial]

do I know this person? no. am I knocking on their door with 300 of my closest friends? yes.

[the-shade-system]

You have been put into the processing vortex. Enjoy.

[geometricfractal]

oh no the process, it’s vortexing me

[crispwormsoda]

@walmart-the-official have you been summoned here yet?

[algae122]

come here my Offical and official frens

@minute-maid-official @fanboy-official @insaniac-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @catlover-offical @pen-out-of-ink-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @men-in-black-official @the-mollusk-kingdom-offical @amy-offical @chachiboi-offical @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @sophisticated-offical @shoebill-offical @horror-movie-offical @cenovis-official @eraser-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @sapphic-offical @neptunic-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @krow-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @toy-chica-offical @star-offical @marinebiology-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shark-albert-offical @stockimage-offical @muti-shipper-official @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @beth-unico-offical @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @hekate-offical + @avhira cause they're a honorary offical

[astrally-obligated-cancer]

You should've known this would happen, you were literally talking about it

@sexy-people-contests-2026 can you help blow this up?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

You got it

[avhira]

Reblog if-

No wait

Don't reblog

I do not wish to be perceived.

[avhira]

What have you all done

[totally-cis-offical]

The reblog to like ratio is killing me

If I see any of you like I swear to @god-offical

Only reblog

[avhira]

You guys-

This was a shitpost born of being eepy

Stop it-

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

We must perceive them now