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Let it be known that I AM cringe here, but I am free

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

my wife sent me into town to sell our magic beans but there was this boy with the saddest hungriest looking cow with the biggest wettest eyes and you know I just couldn’t resist

[girlnextvore]

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

[veryluckyclovers]

[willgrahamscock]

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

[willgrahamscock]

oh and my peonis haha

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[theorangepdf]

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[medievaljournalist]

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[acollectionofas]

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

[seannawatters]

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[luxiomahariel]

and not one william dollars !