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Kat, ace, 27

[buckmaddie]

9-1-1 (2018-) S07E04 🚒 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

[periru3]

[ampervadasz]

Stick

[c0ffinbunnii]

literally

[typhlonectes]

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[redwing]

JAJAKDJFXJKWKAK&&3&;992lekda+{}{+\=\==2858/9/9/&38;9/&:;&:&/&:.

[arctic-ham]

[honuofhawaii]

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

[feywildfox]

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

[redwing]

[bundibird]

What @redwing said

[gnashingmaw]

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

[gnashingmaw]

[butch-of-the-blades]

Great post everyone! Hit the showers

[anthonycrowleymoved]

me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

like yeah i know he gets a bonkers good redemption arc but like. he didn’t actually need one because if you give a teenage boy a ship and tell the people on it to listen to him the least you can expect is some attempted murder. that’s not on him at that point

[the-turtleduck-pond]

I’m honestly dumbstruck because I can tell you at 16 if you gave me a ship, a crew, a wise old man, and a mission to kidnap someone I gotta tell you.

I’d be down for it. I’d probably have gone further.

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Wait, this originally happened when he was 13 and I’ll tell you that 13 year old me would have committed atrocities.

[sapphicq]

13yo me would’ve taken the free boat and straight up become a pirate and the fact that Zuko didn’t is really the biggest plot twist in avatar

[the-turtleduck-pond]

AU where Zuko just becomes a pirate.

[sapphicq]

He still sees the light blast and goes to the South Pole but instead of trying to capture aang he rolls up in his free boat like ‘get in losers we’re going to kill my dad’

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Yes, this. I like this.

[roseverdict]

aang: who??? are you???

zuko: exiled son of the fire lord. did these two get you up to speed?

sokka: wait you’re WHAT-?!

katara: what do you mean, YOU’RE THE EXILED SON OF THE-?!

aang: i mean, mostly???

zuko: excellent. i reiterate, get in losers we’re going to kill my dad

[the-cheesemonger13]

aang: i’m personally not up for murder

katara: I AM! your dad is the reason my mom is dead

zuko: i like the enthusiasm. avatar, you can be moral support

sokka: i’d like to hit the loserlord at least one (1) time with my boomerang if possible

zuko: i’ll allow it on the condition that you hit my sister as well

sokka: deal

[salamencerobot]

Jfhdhhdhd

[vulcandroid]

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

[roachpatrol]

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

[lilian-cho]

@sineala

[star-lord]

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

[moonsofavalon]

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

[evilminji]

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

[lierdumoa]

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

[adreadfulidea-deactivated202402]

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

[kaijuerotica]

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

[tanukiham]

actual footage of first contact makeouts

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.

That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.

I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.

No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”

[explorerrowan]

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

[gallifreyanwriter]

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

[hazeldomain]

Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture

Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job 

[plantmomstories]

A LOT of Humans: of course I’d make out with an alien, I mean, who in their right mind wouldn’t?

Solkar: *whispers to himself* FINALLY someone gets it!

Other Vulcans: what was that Solkar?

Solkar: Nothing. Nothing at all.

Other Vulcans: We understand this is a highly indecent act to go through for the sake of first contact, and we can find someone else if you’re uncomfortable with-

Solkar: WHAT?? NO!! I-I mean, it’s fine. There no need for someone else, I’m perfectly capable of greeting the humans on their own terms despite how thrilling-I MEAN inappropriate!!!…as it is. Perfectly capable. There’s no need to find someone else.

Also Solkar: *slowly sneaks a bottle of hand lotion and manicure kit into his robes when the other Vulcans aren’t looking*

[vampirebeverage]

why does he have to sit THIS homosexually

[maya-hawke]

Steve Harrington + the mom stance™

[impolitecanadian]

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

[natalieironside]

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

[pinkflamingllama]

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

[biandaceunite]

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this but less “bisexuals welcomed/included asexuals in their community” and more “bisexuals and asexuals were the same community” which is a subtle but important difference, and also we should start thinking of ourselves as the same community again. different people but parts of the same community instead of a series of separated bubbles with zero political relevance

and especially not we let you hang out with us out of the goodness of our hearts

[soyala04]

Shout out to all the Aces who thought they were bi during the height of biphobia (not that its gone or anything)…. only to realize they where ace just in time for acephobia to start winding up. And god help those who are trans too.

The only up side is once you’ve lived one of them you quickly realize that it’s the exact same gate keeping, they’ve just switch out who but not the rhetoric. Still fucking sucks …

[bookworm-addict]

Yes we should go back to not only seeing them as the same space, but also as intertwined themselves. Shout out to learning how to understand your sexuality as faceted (not just SAM or fluid), and for some understanding both asexuality and bisexuality as non-separated parts of a whole. I think we should stop thinking about a-spec sexualities as separate from everything else, but as included parts of a wider conceptual whole. Not doing this is what leads to a-spec exclusion within queer spaces, this sense of other (obvs), but that is based on our wider understanding of it. The intersection between them and the way they influence each other can do nothing but lend more insights to all parts and help deeped our understanding of ourselves. There is no reason to be so roped off from each other.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

‘Our Flag Means Death’ Renewed for Season 2 at HBO Max

[bittylovesjack]

Our Flag Means Death waiting till Pride to announce season 2 is pretty epic

[dimension20official]

“Having panic attacks, that is NOT a character flaw.”

[melissa-s23]

This went in SO MANY DIRECTIONS and it took me a good ¾ of the video to realize this is a DND ROLEPLAY but the message is so important I just need to boost it.