Klaus Clavicle

Eat the bones, Feed the kids.

[its-time-to-be-silly]

Changing my pronouns to him/he

[its-time-to-be-silly]

Eg "I've just met he, him is my new friend."

[its-time-to-be-silly]

New pronoun meta: grammatically upsetting

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[pseudophan]

what do you mean dan and phil continue to be in a relationship after announcing it. i hadn't thought this far i don't have anything prepared for this

[moghedien]

Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga

[moghedien]

yall are really into this one huh

[moghedien]

some of yall didn't know that Lady Gaga is currently touring a concert that's plot revolves around toxic yuri selfcest and it really shows

[ywraa]

Rip Blonney you would have loved writing creepypasta

Rip Horropedia you would have loved resident evil

Rip An an lee you would have loved The Magnus Archive

Rip Tooth Fairy you would have loved dark academia outfit

Rip Medicine Pocket you would have loved saying “we are so cooked”

Rip 37 you would have loved wordle

Rip Click you would have loved Nikon D850

Rip Kakania you would have loved using twitter

Rip Isolde you would have loved modern therapy

Rip X you would have loved The Mystery of the Druids

Rip Melania you would have loved Persona

[rabbitebooks]

Can you share with us a good rabbit picture

Of course! here's th

[exit-path]

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He predates the modern calendar

[rolypolies]

[girlgerard]

remember how during the europe tour they were totally fucking with us by taping increasingly smaller-fonted paragraphs onto the drum face instead of writing on it because they knew the people watching online would go crazy attempting to read them.

and that was AFTER the pr team asked people to stop streaming the shows. the band did not give a fuck they just kept giving us online-only puzzles and gerard kept talking to the crowd without explaining any prior context as if we knew every word they’d said in previous concerts, which we did. love how aware mcr always is.

[scurvyboy]

matt reeves i know you want to put him in the penguin so bad

[paarassha]

Habits - Postmodern Jukebox

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[freaksingotham]

Post series nygmobblepot headcannon I've had for ages is that nygmobs is the type of couple to have arguments pretty much weekly, most of which end up with them hunting each other for sport. Some pretty blonde is casually making friendly conversation with Ed, the next day the Penguin is announcing a 1 million dollar bounty on the Riddler. Oswald calls Ed petty once and the next day he is hanging above a pot of acid. They always make up by the next day, almost even more insufferably in love, much to the confusion of the rest of the rouges

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

[acreaturecalledgreed]

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

[bizarrequazar]

May I offer to you,

[scarlettohairdye]

I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative

[fandom]

the crabs are back, and there’s lots of ‘em.

the crab army has found itself in this child’s ball pit, as one does. but how many are there?

239 crabs

247 crabs

278 crabs

283 crabs

Voting ended onApr 2, 2025

be sure to vote in the other polls here!

[abandonedambition]

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

[fullmetalfisting]

…. For now

[miiilowo]

theyare friends. :)

[goodlouse]

don’t forget your pills!

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

[parkchanwoohoo]