I’m going to sound fucking insane but learning about this existing made me look into it, and oh my god it gets so much worse and I haven’t even done a lot of research. I just wanted to add more information onto this so you don’t have to delve down this rabbit hole.
So lets start by introducing Chef Pii, self proclaimed Pink Sauce Queen. She first showed off her pink sauce online a month ago (Late june 2022), and people were curious about what it tastes like. Because of this she sent some as part of a ‘giveaway’ to people. These people also couldn’t describe the taste. It was beyond words, apparently.
An important thing about selling food is having the nutritional information displayed somewhere. Thankfully the chef does include the nutritional information on the bottles of her sauce, as well as on her website. Allow me to show the label on her official website.
Sorry about the quality of the image, but this is the best I have. Astute readers will INSTANTLY notice the amount of servings in each bottle, and how large a serving is.
According to the label (which is on her website), there are 444 servings in a single bottle of pink sauce, with each serving being a table spoon which is 14.4 grams. If you do the math on this she is claiming that each bottle weighs FOURTEEN POUNDS. A lot of other information on this label of also kinda suspicious and probably made up.
In a 50 minute long video she clarifies that this was simply a typo her graphic designer made. I guess she just couldn’t be fucked to look at her own product labels before sending her product out. This was supposed to be fixed yesterday (July 25th) but it has yet to be fixed on her website.
A quick silly side tangent, every single bit of footage shows a different color of pink. Her earlier videos made the sauce look like a vibrant pink, but as time goes on it becomes lighter and lighter. Chef Pii claims this is from the lighting but lets be honest,
this is not from fucking lighting. Also she claims that the coloring is from the Dragon fruit (which she has a ‘personal relationship’ with because it ‘cured her anxiety’) in the sauce but. Come on. Her defense of this is that people didn’t like how vibrant the sauce is so she changed it. Which is also. Come on. We know that isn’t true.
Her product contains milk and raw honey, which means it needs to be refrigerated. Everyone knows this. Except for tiktok woman. During transit the sauce is not being refrigerated. The bottle not being refrigerated properly is beyond worrying. Not just because of the ingredients going bad but because of the bacteria that must be growing inside there.
That was all the shipping companies fault that it broke open, of course. They were too rough with her bottles which were wrapped in glorified bubble wrap. I’m not joking, these bottles came in fragile, barely padded bags when they were first shipped. (Now they have a snazzy pink box.)
By the way she’s done extensive testing on the durability of her product in unfavorable conditions. Such as leaving a bottle of it outside in the miami sun for like. Five days or something. And leaving a bottle open on her kitchen counter for a day. Wow, such extensive testing for a commercial product!
To make things worse, her product has no preservatives. A regular bottle of Ranch can last roughly six months refrigerated because of the preservatives. However her bottles of watered down Danganronpa blood only last little more than a month based on the expiration date she’s shown.
Apparently her ‘FDA Approved Facility’ that makes this stuff messed up the expiration date on some of the first bottles of the sauce. She realized this after it was all shipped.
She’s acknowledged the health concerns by saying that she cares since her son has to take an EpiPen to school every day. She took the time to complain about being unable to eat seafood because her son will ‘have a panic attack’ if they go out to eat it.
I think the best way to end this kinda shitty tangent is to inform you that she is a LISCENSED CHEF. She’s worked as a private chef for over four years, and has owned and ran a restaurant.
She does have two REAL, REGISTERED companies. The one that is on the bottle of pink sauce is under Flavor Crazy Inc, and was officially incorporated last year on July 1st. Her other one is presumably made for her restaurant and was made four years ago.
Having a registered company isn’t that an impressive a feat, but with how long she’s had a registered company she should know the very basics of running a business. Or at the very least she should know that milk and honey spoils.
So uh yeah that ends this it’s 2am idk how coherent this is. if you buy the pink sauce email chef pii and tell her what it tastes like because she still can’t fucking describe it