Lumen's fiction

~('o'~) ~(*o*)~ (~'o')~ About writing (or not writing) Fandom : The heroic legend of Arslan, Bleach, Star Wars and 10 Dance

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[phantomrose96]

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

[phantomrose96]

I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.

Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.

And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.

And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.

[teomodo]

art books on the internet archive for you

morpho books

figure drawing for all it's worth (+ creative illustration)

framed ink

will eisner comics and sequential art

will eisner graphic storytelling and visual narrative

understanding comics (+ making comics)

folder of various animation production art

burne hogarth drawing dynamic hands

perspective for comic book artists

michael mattesi force drawing

the animator's survival kit

color and light james gurney

be free

[jvanrynart]

Honor on you and your cow for sharing this 🫡

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

I don’t crush on fictional characters I crush on the characters together. Dating that one character myself? Ew no. Putting those two characters together like barbie dolls and making them kiss? Yes please

[all-my-simpings]

Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.

Romance I have at home:

[blue-lumen15]

I wanted to write a small OS in english as a try, end up at 60 pages... Why am I like this ?

Now I will have to edit and maybe translate to post the two versions.

Wish me luck

[blue-lumen15]

Working on my fic ? No

Crochet a baby blanket ? Let’s go

[musically--declined]

It's been awhile since this fandom has had one of these circulate so I thought I'd start a new one!

Rules: Make yourself with this Picrew, tag the last song you listened to and then tag your moots!! 💕

No Pressure Tags: @marimayscarlett @der-echte-richard-kruspe @dandysnob @meinewellemeinstrand @namelessrammgirl @goldengodcannibal @mstarajoy @to-worlds-more-beautiful @kira-astra-infinitum @bloody-kissez and anyone else interested in this!!

[kathrine-khoward-05ismerp]

The last song I listened to was Sincerely me by Dear Even Hanson

@silly-fi5h @kiilerqueen @aaron-is-criminal-minds-nerd @twistedlikeness1 @dont-lose-ur--head @allyouwanna-do

[twistedlikeness1]

Finally compiled all my moots so I can play this!!!!

The last song I listened to was My Goodbye from Epic The Musical!

@crya-pear @luna-is-depressed @len-online @achilles-the-loser @artistic-crackhead @mossymycelium @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @ajolteonnamedsparky @silly-fi5h @kaicannotfuckingdothisanymore @kassia244 @licoricewazhere @the-mycelial-court @theatrebookworm @mercilessvanguarddilemma @sophiemusicmaster7 @cgsdraws @very-normal-tape-recorder @asymptomaticsymptomless @no1purelilyshipper @lookoutworl @kiwininja35 @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hummingkittis @katze4cakes @fluffycreampuff56 @night-xd @grace-and-glory @riddleribbonkat @theevilcourjester

[no1purelilyshipper]

Not accurate ok

@literallycantfindanameformyblog @rawrxd061 @starfizzydolly @a3dsunny @cxn-txm @zukilemon

Srry moots if i didn't tag u💔

[cxn-txm-mxn]

TY LOVELY FOR THE TAG! 💜🌸🦄

:3

Last song:

(BTS WEEEEEEK AND MICHAEL JACKSON WEEEEEEEK)

TAGS:

@ziggyrette 🌸

@seriouslythisisagoodname 🌸

@xashjackson2908x 🌸

+OPEN TAGS!

[xashnicole1009x]

TYY <3

I am blessed to acc look like this now omg younger me would be SCREAMING 🥹

Last song:

(SLASH AND MJ?? I THINK IM I LOVE 😍😭)

TAGZZZZ:

@pirulated @microraptorhours @frankenbrat @ziggykatzexual @iiiidiotnathanieliii @smallguyvyncent @mochifromdamoon @dollietteluv @living-thru-this-xxx

[living-thru-this-xxx]

thank youuuuuuuuu ash

@rawrxp-casper @thesmallestpoetwholoved @tim-laflours-gf @yellowsnowconing @iiiidiotnathanieliii @prettyredruin @poetryofdawn @peachyyangel @silentthillsz @sayitdittto @dangerdamien @doll-scent @dustyrosegarden @finnthephrog @geeeek @g3tfukd @ziggyobsessed @xashjackson2908x @cutecupcakeangel @cedar-slaughter @cypher-lovesjohnwalker @vinesmooncore

[cypher-lovesjohnwalker]

thanks for the tag ! you look so cute xx

love that they don't have my hair color

open tags

[marmot-bee-person]

i want an aroace flag (or even an aro one) but i guess the ace one works

i believe the last song i listened to was toucher la lune by maheva but it was on my phone and my state has a phone ban in schools :/

npt @thatrandomgymnast @sock-the-silly-guy @sillyfroggirly @pearlswirls and open

[pearlswirls]

helloooo

The most recent song I listened to is the Duel of the Fatea by John Williams

NPT : @nocturnalgremlingiant @thateeveetrainer @archivewriter1ont @green-tea-gatorade

[nocturnalgremlingiant]

Hiii so sorry I’m late to this

The most recent song I listened to was Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith, which came on the radio, but the last song I put on intentionally was I Melt With You by Modern English (I like a lot of 80s music. Also we got some fellow MJ fans in the thread! I love Give In To Me!)

No pressure tagging @xohanxleiaxo @glitz-gl00p @mitotruco @evenst4rsburnout @sweetiepie08 @batsyl @spider-haven @beyond-andromeda @moonfrost-614-queen-of-darkness and anyone else who wants to join

[batsyl]

That's so cute. Thanks for tagging @nocturnalgremlingiant

Last song I listened to is: Carry on Phenomenon - Kishi Bashi

non-pressure tagging: @thistles-and-stars @necro-lag @keikoogh @alaskawho @blue-lumen15 @cruciaan and @ohdamnsats

[blue-lumen15]

Thanks for tagging me

Last song : Mr. Brightside, The Killers

No pressure tagging : @fuckinumup @tired-reader-writer

[my-castles-crumbling]

believe - hollanov - @hollanovmicrofic - word count: 332 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3

“Marly!” Brad Hammersmith’s loud shout caused Cliff Marleau to look up from lacing his skates just in time for a phone to be shoved unceremoniously into his face. “Look at this shit!”

Pulling back a little to get a clearer view of the screen, Cliff felt his eyes nearly pop from his skull as he processed what he was looking at.

It was a picture–clearly a screenshot taken of some sort of recording–of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. Even this would have been enough to make Cliff pause. Having known Ilya Rozanov for years, having experienced the madness that was the Hollander-Rozanov rivalry firsthand, it was still odd to hear about his new friendship with Hollander.

But this?

“Are they fuckin’ kissing?” he gasped, grabbing the phone from Hammersmith and glaring at the picture.

They were. There Roz and Hollander were, locked in what appeared to be a very heated and very intimate embrace, like they did it all the fucking time. Cliff had no idea what to say.

“Insane, right?” Hammersmith asked, shaking his head and chuckling. “I mean, it’s Rozy…he’s always been a bit weird, right? So like…can’t be completely shocked, but..”

But Cliff was too busy having the biggest realization about his entire life. “Holy fucking shit,” he breathed, phone dropping from his hand. He ignored Hammersmith’s yelp of anger. “Oh my God.”

“You nearly cracked the screen, man! I know it’s surprising, but what the–?”

“No, no! Roz told me!” Cliff hissed, heart hammering, eyes wide.

“He what?”

“Yeah! He–like, maybe his second year on the team? I asked him why he couldn’t go out one night! And he just looks at me and goes, ‘I am obviously going to go fuck Shane Hollander, Marly, this is much more exciting than stupid club.’ But–fuck! I–I thought he was joking! Why would I believe–?”

“His second year?” Hammersmith breathed, utterly blown away.

They just gaped at each other, no idea how to proceed. Ilya Rozanov really was an enigma.

[zipadeea]

i see you girl-dad hollanov truthers, and i do really love the idea. But im also obsessed with the thought of shane and ilya having a son who is happy-go-lucky, kind of dorky, maybe a little bit of a himbo in a sweet way, and obviously seriously good at hockey, who is also deeply straight and feels the need to formally come out as straight to his dads while promising to always be a good ally (shane takes it all very seriously. ilya laughs so hard he cries).

I also need this hypothetical hollanov kid to at some point date scott hunter and kip grady's daughter. Kip thinks it's cute. Ilya and Scott are losing their minds. Shane can't stop thinking about how good their kids would be at hockey.

[itskurwanumber5]

Shane autistically lacks a mouth filter x100 times more than in canon-AU. Everybody thinks he's joking. He's not.

Shane: (talks about his hookup with Ilya in front of the team in extensive detail)

Voyageurs/Metros: (hysterically) Dude you should do stand-up comedy gods this is hilarious

Shane: (small smile) Aw that's nice 🙂

...

Voyageurs/Metros: Hey let's go drink beers, pick up some girls.

Shane: I'd rather go home and fuck my dildo.

Voyageurs/Metros: looooool

...

Scott: What did Rozanov want?

Shane: Told me his room number. Apparently he liked my blowjob skills.

Scott: rook what

...

Hayden: Hey who are you texting? Hell of a girl if she makes you smile like that!

Shane: Oh it's Ilya Rozanov. Begs for sex, sends nudes. You know, the usual.

Hayden: Lol ok keep your secrets.

...

JJ: If Rozanov fucks you, I fuck him right back

Shane: I am not sure I am ready for a threesome.

JJ: LOL bro you are so funny

Shane: ??? 🙂

...

Shane: (face-off) Why do you think it's ok to sext me before the game? Do you want to see me play with a hard-on or something?

Ilya: (literally drops the stick)

Everybody: Damn Hollzy that's wild

Shane: (wins the face-off)

...

Reporters: Could you say your rivalry with Rozanov got a new spin this season?

Shane: (caught off guard) I don't think "rivals" is a correct term actually.

Reporters: Oh, and how would you call it?

Shane: Hockey husbands.

Ilya: (facepalming himself into the void, dying inside)

Entries: Rozanov trolls all the NHL active players, but Hollander one-ups him like a champ

...

Shane: Ok, clear this up for me: are we like really dating?

Ilya: That's a downgrade, what happened to hockey husbands?

Shane: Well I guess you're right, that's on me. Do you want a ring?

Ilya: Surprise me.

...

Shane: Hey Jackie

Jackie: sup hun

Shane: I think it's time to add Ilya to the WAG's chat.

Jackie: Gods this is the best trolling I've ever witnessed

...

Sveta: Hollander still trolls you and you haven't come up with any suitable comeback, that's tame, what happened to you?

Ilya: It's not trolling.

Sveta: ???

Ilya: He has zero mouth filter. Lucky nobody seems to believe him.

Sveta: Well then. You can flirt back at him I guess? It could be "your thing".

Ilya: ...might as well

...

Reporters: Still no comments about Hollander's hockey husbands joke?

Ilya: He's getting ahead of himself. Where is my ring, Hollander?!

...

JJ: Your Rozanov trademark trolling inspired rpfers, look at this. (shows AO3 page with Hollanov)

Shane: Interesting. (registers on AO3, starts commenting like "ooc, actually I like to suck dick" and "this seems cool, gotta try, thanks!")

...

Yuna: Son. You need to go to media training again.

Shane: Why?

Yuna: Some of your jokes are a bit... too much for your personal brand.

Shane: What jokes?

Yuna: Well ongoing joke about your relationship with Rozanov is topping it, you even got him a ring!

Shane: ??? It's not a joke?

Yuna: wat

[blue-lumen15]

Get to know me game ! Thanks to @batsyl for the tag 😉

Last song: Everybody screams by Florence + the machine

Favorite color : Blue

Currently watching/Last movie : Heated Rivalry because I'm obessed

Currently reading: an amazing FMA dojinshi Closed Door by Astate if you wanna check her art (french only) https://lesbullesdastate.fr/

Current obsession : Heated Rivalry stole my heart, energy and brain

Last (google) DuckDuckGo search: hum... nothing fancy checking business hours of a drugstore

Currently working on : a abo hollabov mpreg fic to indulge (sorry to my wip who are waiting ) and a hobbit theme cross stich

Song stuck in the head: I wanna be slave by Maneskin

Sweet or salty: sweet

Coffee or tea: difficult choice as a drink both

[batsyl]

Get to know me game! Tagged by @necro-lag

Last song: So Impartial - Try Not to Complain

Favorite color: Green!

Currently watching/Last movie watched: Does It’s Always Sunny through Youtube reactions count?? No, but also Book of Boba Fett and movie-wise... uhhh...I actually had to go check, it’s been a few days, but I went to watch Twenty One Pilots: More Than We Ever Imagined in cinema in February.

Currently reading: As in book, it would be Inkdeath by Cornelia Funke, which is a re-re-read so I can then finally read the sequel The Colour of Revenge by her. Fanfiction wise I just started a 370k Kylux fanfic Chevrefoil, which will occupy me a good while since I’m a slow ass reader.

Current obsession: Star Wars. ObiMaul. Still, always, when is this phase going to end, let me breathe.

Last Google DuckDuckGo search: “Star Wars Jawa Sandcrawler” I had forgotten the proper name of those things.

Currently working on: A short-comic. Since I’m so good at art /s. Why not start a comic?? I regret nothing and everything.

Song stuck in the head: Okay, this is really random and nobody will now what I’m talking about except for maybe some german folks, but the Euro-Mir themesong from the rollercoaster in Europapark Germany. It’s soooo catchy. And they will close it this year and I watched a few videos about it where everybody is sad, partly bc the song is such a banger, so since DAYS I have its melody stuck in my head.

Sweet or Salty: Sweet AND Salty, give me all the treats

Coffee or Tea: I drink like 2-3 cups of coffee with a splash of milk, daily. It’s an addiction.

Tagging, but pls no pressure: @alaskawho @keikoogh @thistles-and-stars @blue-lumen15 @ohdamnsats @cruciaan

[trashcanniballecter]

When David played hockey he had a very aggressive and physical play style. The man practically lived in the Sin Bin. One family bonding night the Hollanders bring out some of his old game tapes and Ilya just keeps looking between screen David dropping gloves and knocking some other players teeth out and current David happily doing a puzzle.

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

fanart of the anon ao3 fic '(We Could Be) Something Great' because i adore it

[blue-lumen15]

WIP TAG GAME

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

Thanks to @batsyl for tagging me 😉

I have lots of WIP but the most important one and I hope to finish and publish this year is :

Les enfants de Dathomir (in French)

ABOverse and Savage/Obi-Wan/Maul fic (because why not)

The fight on Iridonia took an unexpected turn when the omegas dathomirians reacted to Obi-Wan. They captured and brought him back to Mother Talzin hoping she could break the claim and fated link that started to root but she refused, leaving them to deal with their newly relationship dynamic and the task to bring a new generation of Nightsisters and Nightbrothers to life. Chaos is not far.

And an other one I want to see come to life is:

Échos

Bruce Wayne x Connor Kent (once again because I can)

Started as a crack SugarDaddyFic ends up with shared trauma, breakdown and need of affection. Mostly platonic. Lots of Hurt and Comfort. Bruce is falling apart and Conner is around to catch pieces.

And I tag @fuckinumup and @gun-roswell (but no pressure, fell free to ignore it )

[isnt-that-wizardd]

i just know that first year after shane signed with ottawa, every other team in the league held the DEEPEST grudge against montreal, whether they themselves were also homophobic or not because what do you MEAN you fumbled so bad that now WE ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHANE FUCKING HOLLANDER AND ILYA FUCKING ROZANOV ON THE SAME GODDAMN TEAM