if you could be anything what would you be?

Adult | any pronouns | Agender Aroace | casual writer | theater kid trash |

[blueish-jay]

What’s this? an actual pinned post???

I’m Jay, i use any pronouns (including it/its and neos, go wild)

i'm agender and aroace (questioning demiromantic atm)

My main fandoms!

The Magnus Archives The Mechanisms Hermitcraft/Life Series (mainly keeping up with Joe, Mumbo, and Etho rn) Star Trek (TOS in particular) 17776 (juice my beloved) My Chem Bears in Trees (please ask me abt them literally my favorite band)

i also just reblog random stuff i like

My tags!

#thats your queue - for my queue #wordificating - silly ramblings, most of my original posts #my writing - things i wrote (shocking ik) #my handspun - yarn i've made

My sideblogs!

@th3-sc3n3-radio blog for my college radio show! Currently on summer hiatus @styx-n-st0nes whump sideblog, i don't write much, so it’s mostly reblogs

@new-years-archive saving new years themed posts. an excuse to be autism with organization @quinntessential-ramblings somewhat inactive poetry blog, mostly an archive for myself

if you found my nsft sideblog, no you didn't (irls are on thin ice)

No DNI bc they're dumb and get boundaries backwards, but i block liberally. terfs can fuck right off. Shipping discourse doesn't matter because we are literally playing pretend. Be nice to people, etc.

blinkies under the cut

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[lyricwritesprose]

Dude has, at this point, one communication signal.

Fortunately for him, it is a very important communication signal, especially given what he's going through right now. It says, "This is, in some way, unsatisfactory." Unfortunately, it's not very specific and he doesn't understand much about how to deploy it.

You have to understand, the stomach ache that he has right now is the worst stomach ache in the universe, because as far as he's concerned, the universe is maybe a month old and there's been a limited number of stomach aches in it. Or, the loneliness and anguish he felt when he couldn't see you was the most terrifying isolation in the universe, akin to being adrift in the Boötes Void, for the very same reason. He does not have guidelines to cope with these things. He has barely accumulated enough of a dataset to start evaluating things like, "Most times, when people I know go away, they will reappear eventually," or, "that particular stomach ache will go away if I eat something." He doesn't even know which particular problems can be cured and which can't. He just knows that "technique: scream like fucking banshee" does have some sort of a success rate.

And it's his only move, you think he's not gonna spam it? Get real.

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[orcboxer]

happy pride I'm glad I'm gay I'm glad you're gay I'm glad we're both gay and alive

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

and yet people famously do lie for clout on tumblr, which is the hilarious part.

[sistersorrow]

Back in the pre-porn ban days there was at least a potential financial incentive in lying on Tumblr dot com

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[flagellant]

throwback to my favorite image ive ever seen on this site. a perfect little melange of racism. i could write entire novels deconstructing this thing. its so bad it looped back around into absurdist comedy for me. thats my friend the floating buffalo shaman who has no religion

[flagellant]

every so often i remember that most people probably dont know what i refer to when i mention my friend, the floating buffalo shaman who has no religion.

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[annabelle--cane]

ough not a fan At All of this new mobile feature where if you try to screenshot a post it just opens up the share menu with an option to save the post as an image. I wouldn't mind it if the automatically created image of the post looked the same as the screenshot I was trying to take, but the font size of the blog urls and note counts are significantly too large and they put a big ass [tumblr] logo in the corner that also cuts off a lot of some of the urls. I no longer have the option to take normal long screenshots of posts because the share menu immediately pops up and stops me being able to scroll down the post.

[annabelle--cane]

normal screenshot of a post I reblogged earlier, cropped a little weirdly because usually I like to take slightly long screenshots of posts so I can include everything from the top to bottom borders without the pencil icon hovering there but, well, I couldn't do that this time:

then when I tried to get The Official JPG it didn't. load any of the images. so this is what I got.

[punkitt-is-here]

so I had an interesting time yesterday

[therobinflieseast]

[wifegideonnav]

remember kids if someone’s trying to get you to do something with money and they get agitated when you want to slow down and google stuff to confirm, that’s a scam

[wifegideonnav]

anyway do you want to see the funniest email ive ever received

[oswednesday]

discord has turned people into wild animals

[oswednesday]

[literally-black-jesus]

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now