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I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.
BRING THESE BACK to our normal vernacular! Not overmorrow. Not ereyesterday. Present.
I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole
If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think
Franzen has a point.
Solid stuffs
Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.
I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:
There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.
There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.
There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.
There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.
Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.
They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.
The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.
Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.
Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.
The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much
OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH
My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool
I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”
It’s amazing
It happens alot.
And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t
Also a topic where the reverse happens.
lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment
Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.
I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.
And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.
I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.
Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:
that last one got me holy shit.
i wish i had
never met you
TOUCH MY BUTT
then there would be mo need to imprese you
o need to want you.No naed for. loring you
No need tar crying over you.Noneed for
heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No
neard for forgoure promises .nead for
For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.
I really want that “I’m so fucking future” shirt.
Bro went to Japan and went to a karaoke bar with some high schoolers. They wanted to show me how good their Japanese rap was. Turned on kanye. Fucking sang the word nigga and everything. It was hella based
Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget
That's not a dog, that's a leviathan
reblog this with a random favourite thing
I'll start...
my favourite pokemon is Bellsprout 🌻
tagging @spoopyghostbones @silversickles @emotionalyunavailable @pan-and-ready-to-stan @lupinxblackk @starsandmoonys @incorrecthpjo
This is a really cute idea Capt Sparrow :)
My favorite bell pepper is the yellow ones ^-^
Tagging: @thefantasticsuperouatgirl @e-of-west-glendia @holdonthatsgay @coffeeisnotaphasemom @12fandom12ships @literally-illiterate and anybody else who wants to share something :)
my favorite pasta sauce is a tomato sauce with mango and olives (it sounds kinda disgusting but tastes like heaven)
@dracopottermalfoy @pretty-riddikulus @gay-grrrl @lightbulbshineon @johnwatsonismypatronus @headfullofnargles @sexy-as-a-noodledish
George Harrison is my favourite Beatle🎸🎶
(gotta love 'Here comes the Sun' and 'While my Guitar gently weaps' )
@pizzr-olls @hey-im-rory @asirxrowena @thnks-fr-th-fandoms @consultingravenclaw221b
My favorite candy flavor is blue raspberry
@a-bitch-named-emma @thatdumbassthot @multifandom-wh0re @camcam-the-grandpan @so-it-would-seem
My favorite TV show characters rn are Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls and Garelt of Rivia from The Witcher.
@gaysquidjello @sylartc @imhonestlyjustsoconfused @a-dumb-bitch-apparently @clvrkllr @wasinotwantedatthisexactsecond @fnaf-is-awesome201 @e-minor-mental-breakdowns @t0tes-mal0tes
My favorite stuffed animal is a small purpleish-brown dinosaur that I've had for as long as I can remember.
@impalasquiptyseven @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life @just-here-4-comics @just-a-pieceof-toast @fionathefab @lieutenantg
My favorite animal is the Dik-Idk
@imma-horrible-mistake @fandomchaosposts @fantasycantasy @i-am-committing-tax-fraud @i-am-an-axolotl @toaster-official @ghalind @bread-of-death
My favorite f1 team is McLaren
@flyingpurplepeopleeater42 @a-confused-contradictory-mess @gleek-runner @milkbutnohoney @simplyclockwork @caffeinenby
My favorite footballer is Luka Modric.
@flyingpurplepeopleeater42 @acciofandomlove @misakiusui07 @poetsofdeadsociety @sulphurandfuschia @lostlittlenerd @awesomemango1 @tempestrising23 @themortifyingordealofbeingme @thatone-nerdygirl @kestrel-l @btsandcoffee5
My favourite ice cream flavour is strawberry 🍓
@wtfisgoingonanymore @summergirl2408 @becauseimaclevergirl @headphonessandwich
My favorite song is Buy The Stars by Marina and the Diamonds✨
@qualityladybread @awkweird-giggling-fangirl
@the-girl-on-the-other-side
My favorite season is Autumn 🍂 (And you’ll have to pry my sweaters and apple flavored everything out of my cold dead hands)
@mickeyaaliyah @lyssaisprobablynotaloser @firstclassdumbass
My favorite person is @lakeofstorms
Tags: @lakeofstorms @justbnhathings
My favourite food is apples.
(Yes that’s right, I like fruit)
Tags: @animebsposts @pinkcowboyeggpanda @dendriticheep @kawaiijellymonster
ahahahha yes a fellow fruit enthusiast😼😼
my favorite multiple choice answer is E
@shescassiopeia @bakuismybitch @ellectric-blue
My favorite sea related object is an anchor
@shescassiopeia @kingdomheartstrash @makeapactwithme @littleblackmindsoul @officebeepo
My favorite type of bread to make cold meat sandwiches with is multigrain, with all the little seeds in it.
@mina-ashido-ismywife @ghostietoasty @icyhotheartwritings and @kiribak-uwu
My fave number is 7,, tho I like most prime numbers
I dont like even numbers
Ill tag anyone who wants to join in!
@kiribak-uwu 7 is my fave # too (my b-day is 7/7)!
My favorite Japanese word is doitashimashite (you're welcome) 😊
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IDK if anyone is interested, but I found this MHA Character Sorter if you want to figure out your favorites!
According to it, my Top 10 Favorite Characters are:
Hawks (as if that surprises anyone)
Tomura Shigaraki
Fumikage Tokoyami
Tamaki Amajiki
Izuku Midoriya
Shota Aizawa
Momo Yaoyorozu
Himiko Toga
Eijiro Kirishima
Ochaco Uraraka
Anyways pls comment or reblog with your favorites! I’d love to hear them
Oooh, sounds fun!
…It went on longer then I expected though
Hawks
Fumikage Tokoyami
Shouto Todoroki
Eri
Tamaki Amajiki
Fat Gum
Dabi
Shouta Aizawa
Asui Tsuyu
All Might
Huh, actually pretty accurate.
Here’s mine!
1. Hawks
2. Mirko
3. Bakugo
4. Deku
5. Overhaul
6. Uraraka
7. Shinso
8. Eraser Head
9. Dabi
10. Camie
This is a cool quiz! (It is a bit long for those who want to do it)
1. Eijirou kirishima
2. Tamaki amajiki
3. Eraserhead
4. Hawks
5. Dabi
6. Mei hatsume
7. Hitoshi shinsou
8. Nejire hado
9. Itsuka kendo
10. Kyouka jirou
I knew what my top 5 were already (it got them all right hehe) but I never really thought abt who came after those, so this is p cool to see!
1. Kirishima
2. Tsuyu
3. Eri
4. All Might
5. Mirio
6. Kurogiri
7. Kendo
8. Mina
9. Sero
10. Fat Gum
Not bad! Sorry Fat Gum, but you’re a bit too high up here. There are quite a few people I’d replace him with (like MY MAN TETSUTETSU WAS AT 33 SO NOT MANLY) and no matter how much I love All Might, I’d probably also bump him off for someone else. (Like where is Kaminami? Where is my moron boy?)
I would say it’s pretty accurate tho!
1. Kirishima
2. Bakugou
3. Toga
4. Fat Gum
5. Mina
6. Kaminari
7. Aizawa
8. Midoria
9. Uraraka
10. Nejire
Top ten, annndd,, its kinda accurate.
I would put fat gum lower but other than that its p good?? Like top three 👌👌👌 I know i never post about toga but I do really like her character.
This was a fun little quiz!
1. Bakugo Katsuki (love that gremlin)
2. Midoriya Izuku
3. Kirishima Eijiro
4. Tsuyu Asui
5. Todoroki Shoto
6. Kaminari Denki
7. Shinso Hitoshi
8. Aizowa Shota
9. Dabi
10. Tokoyami Fumikami
The top three make perfect sense. Surprised Tsu was higher than Todoroki, honestly. The completely predictable was Grape Baby at the very bottom lol.
day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits
no more bare tits
oh shit a bow
having a moment
🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty
aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes
good morning sluts, back to work
fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)
we’re gonna be so pretty
wig snatched
shit do i gotta act like a lady now?
if I play dead it might goes away
oh my im getting hotter by the minute
what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry
I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️
girl’s night out(ish) 🍻
Is she single asking for a friend
No❤️
I love this whole saga 💕
Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but what’s updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no that’s an updraft
updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.
No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
What’s a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
GOTTEM
this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child
I love this so much! 😂
sometimes i remember that the iconic spider-man poster was born out of tom holland napping on set
Hey, I have that poster! 😄
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A little above average
based on a true story
I don’t think Fortnite is to blame for kids nowadays not reading…
That’s the joke. It’s the authoritarian overbearing parent.
He was being sarcastic lol
Reminded me of these
That violin one hit close to home.
I remember doing homework once, asked my grandmother if she was proud of me. “Do some thing for me to be proud of.” That hurt.
That comic up there – I witnessed almost that exact scenario. Teacher wanted the kids to all pick books. One kid spots something on the shelf and gets visibly excited. Pulls it out and starts reading. Teacher sees it, snatches it off him and tells him that this is a book for 8 year olds (the kid was 15ish) and tells him to get a book more appropriate for his age. Kid slouches around the shelves for about 10 minutes, finally picks up a book at random and sits in his chair tucking the edges of each page into the binding to make that looped-page look. He didn’t read a word. He sat there and did this to his book for the remainder of the reading session:
He had been genuinely excited about the 8 year old book he’d picked up. It was a new one in a series he used to read as a younger kid. He’d been actively sitting and reading, and then he was embarrassed in front of his classmates, told off for reading a kids book, and voila. He lost all enthusiasm for reading anything else that day.
What’s worse? That kid had been hit by a car like a year and a half earlier. Severe brain trauma. Had to re-learn a lot of basic things, like how to speak and how to read.
An 8 year old book would have been perfect for him. Easy enough to read that it would have helped rebuild his confidence in his own reading ability. A book meant for 15/16 years olds? A lot harder to read than a book for 8 year olds. Especially if you’re recovering from a relatively recent brain injury.
And yeah, the teacher knew all about his brain injury, and the recovery. He just seemed go be of the opinion that the kid was 15, so he should be reading books for 15 year olds, irrespective of brain injury.
Reading this thread I’m reminded of Daniel Pennae’s The Rights of the Reader, which can be found in a lot of bookshops and school libraries:
The child speaking at the bottom in Quentin Blake’s distinctive spiky handwriting is saying ‘10 rights, 1 warning: Don’t make fun of people who don’t read - or they never will’
I remember at one point at my old school, I’d read so much one year for that AR test thing that they banned me from the Library just cause I was reading so much.
My sixth grade homeroom teacher once took us all to the library during class and had us check out one book before we left–but she sat behind the desk and made us show her our books so she could approve them or send us back if we weren’t reading appropriate books for our level. I grabbed High Rhulain because it was the latest book in the Redwall series at the time and I hadn’t read it yet. She sent me back to the shelves, not because the book wasn’t my level, but because she thought I read too much fantasy. So I went back, grabbed a book at random (Jack London’s White Fang) and, with her approval, checked it out.
Then I went back at lunch, turned in White Fang, and checked out High Rhulain. I don’t know what she thought she was accomplishing.
When I was in either late elementary or early middle school, my library had a bunch of the Magic Tree House books. I wanted to check out, like, eight of them, and the librarian told me I was “too old” for those books. I responded that I liked them. She reluctantly let me, but told me to find something more appropriate for my age next time. Telling someone to find books “for their age” is one of the dumbest things a person can do and will kill the passion for reading faster than you can blink. I’m 30. Guess which type of book makes up the majority of my shelves and which ones I read over and over again? Young Adult Fiction and Fantasy. J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, D.J. MacHale, John Flanagan, Sara J. Maas, Marie Lu, Suzanne Collins, Cinda Williams Chima, Cassandra Clare, Bryan Davis, Ted Dekker... I could easily keep going. Yes, I have several “age appropriate” books I thoroughly enjoy (I’m currently rereading Vince Flynn’s Mitch Rapp series), but I will always and forever love my YA novels. You can pry my post-apocalyptic dystopian page turners from my cold, dead hands. Don’t tell people to find books for their age. Don’t make fun of people for what they read, how much they read, if they read at all. I’m not judging you for what is or is not on your shelves. I will never snuff your passion for reading or for watching movies or for playing board games or for cosplay. Whatever your passion is, embrace it wholeheartedly, and if others make fun of you for it, throw your cape about you in the most dramatic fashion you can, brandish your wand, hold your book up high, and tell them where they can place their needless opinions.
hello again, it seems I’m not done with those two yet :D (actually I kinda- sorta..have next part planned already ;)
Yeah, this definitely happened 😆
Person A: “Is that an axe? Why the fuck did you bring an axe to work?”
Person B: “They had a special on office supplies.”
Person A: “….What?”
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