Booze & Books

Former Bomb Tech now Freelancer, pairing what I know best, drinking and reading. 

[powerfultenderness]

[grizzly-bear-official]

Got any fat & lazy bears chilling, not ripping someone apart?

Show plz...

here are some straight up vibing bears

[boozeandbooks]

Off season of fat bear week

[boozeandbooks]

I’m a little bummed Bear Force One didn’t make it to the next round. I picked him to win. 🏆 But maybe Chunk (bear 32) will pull it off. This must be what sports fans feel like! 🐻 whoo! Eat that salmon!

[bearotonin-international]

It's FAT BEAR FRIDAY DURING FAT BEAR WEEK!!!

THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBEARATION OF THE CHONKIEST CHONKERS!!!!!!

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]

[boozeandbooks]

I saw a new bee today

[boozeandbooks]

Odd thought while pruning my tomatoes- Maybe all authors should pull their work from Amazon in solidarity with the strike. Yes, they would loose revenue but then their work would less vulnerable to piracy and data mining. Going ‘offline’ could be useful.

But I also haven’t looked at the publishing world in a while.

[teathattast]

New candy unlocked

[allow-me-to-ruin-that-for-you-2]

@dead-immortal

[dead-immortal]

So....

Tastes like Alum but stronger? 🤤

[brightgreendandelions]

geologists will lick rocks

even when they're formed not deep in the bowls of the earth, but in the raging heat of a nuclear reactor

[greetings-inferiors]

I assume by modelling what it would do to your tastebuds, comparing that to other tastes’ reactions, etc.

No idea how they’d verify the models but that’s how I think they’d do it

[teathattast]

They literally just tasted it like they ate it and everything

[heywriters]

Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you’re helpfully like “oh yeah don’t drink the tap water, it’s got stuff in it that makes you sick” and then your neighbor you’ve had forever goes “oh they took the stuff out actually” and you’re like “what? when was this?”

“like two years ago”

“you mean i could’ve been drinking the tap water all this time?”

“yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don’t have to dig through the communal bin anymore”

“are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know”

and the new tennant is like “why did you guys even live here if it was so bad”

“we like it.”

“I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho”

[heywriters]

“the perpetually naked guy got evicted though”

“i know, so sad. he was really gross”

“i mean, his cousin streaks through the commons sometimes and knocks on all the doors”

“oh yeah, hate that guy”

[aniseandspearmint]

New Person: I just saw this weird guy in the lobby in a really creepy anthropomorphic Pikachu costume??????

Old Resident: yeah we have no idea where that guy came from. We’ve left messages with maintenance ‘bout ‘im but-

Other Old Resident: just don’t make eye contact and you should be fine.

[sometimesdesperate]

“what are these strange markings in the paint?”

“Oh! Thats from the crab infestation!”

“The crab infestation?! Wow, glad they got that under control before I moved in.”

“Oh, no no, it was an intentional infestation.”

“Uh….”

“Yeah, we’re hoping they bring the crabs back next year. A lot of us made friends with those crabs.”

[paperpalooka]

No, I’m not joking, he doesnt just look like him, I swear to God neil gaiman lives across the hall.

[warrior-kitty]

The apartment building throws holiday parties but not typical parties like for Christmas or Valentine’s day

Knives are decorating the walls for the Ides Of March.

There’s a community movie night held on October 3rd where tenants choose to watch either Mean Girls or binge watch all of Fullmetal Alchemist.

Every single apartment opens their windows and blasts Earth, Wind, and Fire on the 21st of September

November 5th rolls around and the entire building just erupts into inexplicable chaos

[spiderine]

“What’s with the floor?”

“Color theory. Don’t worry about it.”

[mister-christmas]

“Why is the cemetery across the street partially dug up?”

“Ah, yeah, there was a problem with grave robbing witches a while back.”

[wilwheaton]

“Why do you do [totally normal thing] this way?” “Oh, [totally confusing and illogical system] is how we’ve always done it. “You think we call it a Hellsite for fun?”

[boozeandbooks]

New tenant: I just saw Ryan Reynolds on the 13th floor!

Old tenant: There is no 13th floor.

Other old tenant: maybe there is? Don’t know. If you see him again, invite him to movie night.

New tenant: Goncharov?

Old tenant: Goncharov.

Other old tenant: I’ll bring the vanilla!

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

🧍‍♂️help this guy walk to the bottom of the post

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Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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[clown-town-central]

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[harry-sussex]

BLAKE LIVELY ISN’T GOING TO THE MET GALA I AM ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED

[lionfloss]

by chasingtheshiftinglight

[thejewitches]

Reminder for Today

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[lady-byleth]

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

[lionfloss]

Solitude Studios

[boozeandbooks]

Is it cake?

[ashen-crest]

Fun fact for indie authors who have their books in Ingram Spark:

You can apparently go to a Barnes and Noble, tell them your book is on IS, and they’ll order a copy for you to sign and do a little social media post about it when it’s in!

(Granted, it’s one copy, and you have to individually ask each B&N store, but it’s still cool.)

I found that out by shamelessly eavesdropping on a convo between customer service and a guy asking about book tours. The guy’s book wasn’t on Ingram, so there wasn’t much the person could do. I went up and said “hey my book is on Ingram, could I get that email address you mentioned?” And she was like “well I could just look it up now and order it?”

So there’s a B&N in my area that will eventually have a signed copy of The Stray Spirit! I’ll have to see if I can slip in a bookmark and a sticker, too…