a tired bee

ruth + 24 + a mess + instagram and snap are both @bowstrife

[kippwire]

and summore

[hyrude]

the only way out is through ! (remembers how often i would fake a stomachache as a kid) unless…

[cryptotheism]

Trust me this joke will be really funny after I've spent twenty minutes explaining the specific religious and scholarly milieu of Andalusian Islam in 1389.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Technology really is magic. I know that’s said a lot but like I’m sitting here looking at one of those chargers that you put your phone on top to wirelessly charge. And today is the first time I’ve really looked at it and gone “truly how the fuck does this work”

Maybe we stress about fantasy worldbuilding too much. We’re like “oh we gotta know the rules of the magic system,” no you don’t. I don’t know the rules of our magic system. If Aragorn, son of Arathorn got hit by a truck that orcs and goblins were driving flintstone style, and he transmigrated into my living room, I would not be able to explain any of the technology around me. I have no idea how I’m making this post. Imagine the first caveman who was like “oh shit the wheel” and I’m nodding along with that cave man. I understand how the wheel can roll. This next sentence was supposed to be about how I can sort of grasp how landline telephones work, but then I thought about it and no I don’t. I am surrounded everyday by mystical forces.

Anyway I have to use this particular charger because this miracle machine’s charging port is fuckin broken again

[andhumanslovedstories]

Don’t even get me started on pharmaceuticals. They are potions and concoctions. I googled “how does Tylenol work” and it turns out the answer is “hmmmm we don’t actually know, but it works” and then I go “cool!” and take two of them

[thunderstruck9]

Eyvind Earle (American, 1916-2000), California Hills, 1968. Oil on Masonite, 20 x 16 in.

[grasslandgirl]

“no one will notice if you stop posting/talking/texting/etc” is the mind killer. it is the evil. it is the little childhood version of myself who feels so insignificant and unwanted but she IS wanted. I am wanted and loved and noticed even if I can’t see it right now

[polishartandtea]

Michał Elwiro Andriolli 1836-1893 (Polish), Mother, 1888

[headspace-hotel]

Fuck self-sufficiency. It's time for Interdependence. Always offer help and always accept it. Cook meals for the people you love. Grow fruits and vegetables and give them to your neighbors. The "independent" person is merely the perfect version of a Consumer, eating directly from the palms of Corporation. Fuck self-sufficiency. Need one another.

[friendagenda]

blending this with the common cruelty of your average person feels a little dangerous lol. people just aren't nice anymore.

[headspace-hotel]

Then we must learn how again.

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

[ballwizard]

crazy how that stuff works

[ballsdotcum]

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

[apismagnarum]

excuse me?

[official-boob-posts]

no no hear them out

[ptr-sqloint]

mechanical guts

[goldenphantasmagoria]

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

[impossiblepackage]

hang on I have to google something

[impossiblepackage]

oh you sick fuck

[sacredrealm64]

I was literally blown away by Tears of the Kingdom. I've literally never had this feeling for a game since Ocarina of Time. It definitely had exceeded my expectations. Easily Game of the Year. I cannot wait for the Future of Zelda!

[bramblepatch]

What is your Hogwarts house?

Actually I've already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from "milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases" to "actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity" and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!

[zombeesknees]

#perfectly articulated

[zegalba]

[inveriiy]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m still cry laughing at this I love this fucking show

[sabertoothwalrus]