Appreciate what you what,

Be are the make you appreciate what you dad 

[vulture-jack]

i legit forget that “aeiou” is how people write the vowels out sometimes and i see “aeiou” and my brain immediately goes the fuck off like AEYOU. AEYOU. EBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBBRBRBRBRRB QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

JOHN MADDEN

[magnanumarts]

[necromantiste]

Credit: IG @oz_rich1

[rootkit]

[spangledshieldsandsilverwings]

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

[karolinedianne]

^ This

[rougaroucojones]

It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.

[radarmatt-deactivated20160828]

It aint Jif peanut butter though.

[rougaroucojones]

It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I will DIE WITH MY HONOR

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

Gear =/= Jear

Get =/= Jet

Gift =/= Jift

Give =/= Jive

In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.

Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.

So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 

Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

We fight with honor

[macleod]

[escsokovia-deactivated20151216]

[cataclysmofstars]

via @greenwoodthegreat. I could not have said it better, my friend.

[themoonkilledmyagenda]

Thor agrees.

[nederboo]

[i-love-jazz-deactivated20180418]

[brainsalad225]

just doodling a new character i put together, turned into a bit more of a finished piece in the end :P anyways, here we have my newest race, the Purgram. they're essentially sentient trash heaps held together with magnetic fields from their eyes. all the trash can be damaged with no ill effect to the purgram. the only way to kill one is to strike the eye. they tend to inhabit only one dimension which is where every anomalous piece of garbage from any dimension goes. nobody knows what caused the purgram to gain sentience, but they are most certainly sentient. the more eyes the purgram has, the older the specific individual is.

[workinginavideogamestudio]

(Thanks Rachel!)

[creedenborg]

Lol @stalkerofdoom

[siascrawls]

excellent idea!

[thegmsighs]

when you're in RP and the GM suddenly asks for initiative

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[birdfries-deactivated20200124]

[augdhrey]

[thes3nator]

[vonisv]

[realest-asami-requiem]

[dimitrimonroe]

[evedon-deactivated20190223]

[brainsalad225]

[brainsalad225]

Kojima in the Nutshell

Hideo Kojima: makes a game ahead of it's time about the responsibilities we have to preserve the free flow of information so that the next generation may learn from it. The game also discusses issues like goverment censorship and the dangers of one group deciding what information is worth keeping and passing down.

Also Kojima: makes an entire bloodline of characters whose legacy is shitting their pants in the line of duty. Proceeds to use them for endless poop jokes.

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

18 minutes of flour

[advanced-procrastination]

Neural networks could never outdo the pure unbridled shitpost generation potential of homemade human children

[tessie-the-bee]

I’m Jayden

[lindsaaayyy]

18 minutes of flour

[mrawesomepants]

Tag yourself I’m 5 plates of salt

[andimtheteacher]

1 salt

[saint-sunflower]

I’m a handful of shredded orange cheese

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

I’m 2 loads of sugar.

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[purplevelociraptor]

I waste a lot of time when Im supposed to be doing ACTUAL work.

[jordanimate]

Any 3D animation student can relate to this just all of them

[shatterstag]

doing shit like this is the only thing that gives me any joy when rigging

[coyotemation-deactivated2020062]

what do you mean “3d animation STUDENT”

i’ve worked professionally with animation for almost 2 years and i still do this

[garlic-in-warios-moustache]

@stabspoon

[dutchfruitjar]

When insults had class

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease”. “That depends, Sir,“ said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy.” - Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” -Clarence Darrow “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” - Oscar Wilde “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” (George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill) “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second  …. if there is one.“  (Winston Churchill, in response.) “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” - Stephen Bishop “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” - John Bright “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” - Irvin S. Cobb “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” - Samuel Johnson “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” - Paul Keating “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” - Charles, Count Talleyrand “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” - Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” -Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” - Mae West “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” - Oscar Wilde “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” Andrew Lang (1844-1912) “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” - Billy Wilder “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” Groucho Marx

[simonalkenmayer]

All excellent insults.

[spicychickencows]

“Poor Faulkner, does he really think big emotions come from big words?” - Ernest Hemingway (in response to the above quote from William Faulkner)

[curioscurio]

IS HERE 

[iguanamouth]

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

[arkham-scarecrow]

One.

[paulthebukkit]

D E S T R O Y E D