to what i'm sure is a very small portion of my followers who would appreciate this idea for a crossover/AU: Hollanov meets Hatchetfield.
Shane Hollander (Grace Chastity) is so focused on hockey that he doesn't have time for sex or dating. He has a close knit friend group who also avoid the jock parties and promiscuity of some of their classmates. Ilya and his friends, Connors and Marleux (Jason and Kyle) are what most of the school calls "Party Jocks," and they think that Shane and his friend group are boring prudes, despite them still being jocks or otherwise talented people.
But when proudly slutty Ilya Rozanov (Max Jagermann) takes an interest in Shane and starts flirting, it distracts Shane from hockey for the first time in his life; and the idea that he might have a crush on anyone, but especially Ilya, freaks him out so badly that he gets his friend group to plan a harmless prank to get Ilya to stop flirting with Shane.
Rose (Ruth-ish), Hayden (Pete but not the MC) & Jackie (Steph but also not the MC), and JJ (Richie) plot to thwart Ilya's pursuit of Shane, but in the wake of the prank failing, Ilya is actually touched by their efforts to do something just for him, and he thinks he might be willing to be friends with them after all, even if they are boring, prudy jocks. Then he accidentally falls through the floor and gets impaled on broken boards two stories below, and dies.
What Shane and his friends didn't know was that a supernatural force lingered at the prank site, ensuring that no soul could depart if that person had any unfinished business. The undead soul could try to finish whatever it was, but the supernatural beings behind the magic would gradually corrupt the soul into something rageful and murderous. Ilya didn't actually want to kill the prudy jocks before he died, but as the evil starts corrupting him, he starts to go after the prudy jocks one at a time.
When only Shane, Hayden, and Jackie remain, they receive a tip that the magical beings corrupting Ilya are actually the Lords in Black, and if they can strike a deal, maybe the Lords in Black will release Ilya's soul and allow him to finally move on.
Shane, Hayden and Jackie summon the lords, who state that one of them must give in to their deepest, forbidden desires if they want the Lords to finally release their hold on Ilya's soul. Shane disappears for a few moments, while Hayden and Jackie get chased by Ilya.
Ilya is closing in on Hayden and Jackie, who have been having their own little romance side-plot this whole time. They admit their love for each other, but they can't figure out what their darkest desires would be. They don't have any forbidden desires, really. Why would they? Hayden, unlike Shane, feels perfectly capable of loving hockey AND acting on his crush.
As Ilya is about to murder them both, he teases them for being boring prudes, because they don't have any forbidden desires.
"Poor Pike, school's fifteenth best hockey player, no hidden depths to make him even barely interesting. Does not matter you're on varsity team, does not matter Jackie dates you out of pity. You still will always be boring, Prudy Jock."
Hayden and Jackie are clinging to each other, terrified and truly expecting to die momentarily, when out of nowhere-
🧑🏻"They're not prudy jocks, Ilya. I am. But I'm not gonna be prudy anymore."
🧑🏻"I want you, Ilya. I have since you first touched my hand in the gym."
🧟♂️"...Fuck, YEAH, Shane!"
🧑🏻"Take me, Ilya. Right here, right now."
🧟♂️"I thought you cared for hockey, too much to ever be with me, Shane."
🧑🏻"Forget hockey. I just need you."
🧟♂️"Yes- wait, Shane, I must kill these prudy jocks!"
🧑🏻"You really wanna pass up this opportunity? I'm yours, Ilya. Have me."
🧟♂️"Uh, ugh, hhhhm..." (Growls and lunges at Hayden and Jackie, who both scream) "I'll be RIGHT BACK."
❤️🧑🏻🧟♂️🍆🍑 (Lots of weird zombie sex noises are happening, accompanied by shock and disgust noises from Jackie and Hayden.
👩🏽"What. The FUCK. Is happening?"
👱♂️"Shane's having sex with a fucking ghost!"
Ilya is so damn happy after they finish he almost forgets about the whole steadily-increasing, involuntary murderous rage for a minute, but then he accidentally looks over at Hayden and Jackie and he starts bracing himself to get on with it. But when he gets up, Shane stops him.
🧑🏻"Wait, Ilya. I just gave in to something, something I had forbidden myself from ever prioritizing over hockey. My deepest desire. You."
The Lords in Black manifest as color and light and impressions of shackles around Ilya that break off and fade away. His undead body starts fading too, ghostly pale at first but then going translucent and then transparent.
He reaches for Shane's hand, and finds that he can't hold on, as he isn't a solid being anymore.
🧑🏻"I wish you didn't have to go. If only I had been able to let myself have this before..."
🧟♂️"Is because of you my soul can move on. Maybe one day we learn how to have ghost sex, yes?" He finally fades completely out with a smirk and a wink. His soul has been freed and moved on; his business is finished.
Shane, Hayden, and Jackie stay perfectly still for a few moments, stunned into silence. Shane is the first to break it.
🧑🏻"Can you guys just pretend like you didn't see any of that?"
👩🏽"Any of what?" (She's playing along, affirming that she will in fact pretend she didn't see it. Shane doesn't get what she means.)
🧑🏻"The sex with Ilya? You guys were right here the whole time. Let's just act like that never happened."
👩🏽🙄"Yes, Shane, we will never speak of it again, right Hayd?"
👱♂️🤯🫨"You just fucked Ilya Rozanov. Rozanov?! The party jock? You fucked Ilya Rozanov. As a ghost. No, a zombie. You fucked zombie Rozanov. Zombanov. Ilya Rozombienov. You fucked him. Right here. In front of us. Oh my god."
Shane goes on to focus on hockey but Ilya does figure out how to visit him as a non-corrupted ghost for more sexy times.