Brittachu

[kirain]

Um.

[evilkitten3]

i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was

[theclockworkjudas]

That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[octoberloved]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[inky-skink]

[olivia-online]

I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

[maghrabiyya]

Needed this thank you

[infiniteoreos]

"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious . im going to fuck you professional

[slick-nico]

I hope this fuck finds you well

[spicymochi]

clown cat

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[persephinae]

HOLY SHIT WHAT???

[thebiscuiteternal]

Willingham Sends Fables Into the Public Domain

Here, below, is the press release I sent out today to explain what I did and why.

Since I can’t afford to sue DC, to force them to live up to the letter and the spirit of our long-time agreements; since even winning such a suit would take ridiculous amounts of money out of my pocket and years out of my life (I’m 67 years old, and don’t have the years to spare), I’ve decided to take a different approach, and fight them in a different arena, inspired by the principles of asymmetric warfare. The one thing in our contract the DC lawyers can’t contest, or reinterpret to their own benefit, is that I am the sole owner of the intellectual property. I can sell it or give it away to whomever I want. I chose to give it away to everyone. If I couldn’t prevent Fables from falling into bad hands, at least this is a way I can arrange that it also falls into many good hands. Since I truly believe there are still more good people in the world than bad ones, I count it as a form of victory.

[bellafleurz]

[catchymemes]

[cometcrystal]

This is so fucking funny

[poinko]

Me, in the same home goods section: "haha skeleton octopus"

[catchymemes]

[animentality]

[amaditalks]

[plumadesatada]

#i'll explain the joke for those that need it #yahrzeit takes place 1 year after shiva #shiva is the week-long mourning for close family members #so its basically a 1 year memoriam #minyan is a quorum of at least 10 jewish adults necessary for certain religious services and ceremonies #traditionally it only counted men but reformists and reconstructionists and whatnot usually include adult women too for minyan #so basically: if there were only 9 of us there to hold the memorial service for my father and we needed a 10th and you showed up #i would rather turn you away than be able to memorialize my own father

thank you @avocadoarms for the explanation, i can now fully enjoy the sick burn

[classycookiexo]

[pagliahater]

That sweet western north hemisphere millenial gen z self care hyperindividualistic "me first and only me" mindset

[catchymemes]

[crimeronan]

CDC finally fuckin' recommended the new COVID boosters for everyone in the US. letting my american followers who don't check the news know because i've been turned away for wanting to get an extra booster & now won't be anymore & it's Lovely. most americans are not going to get these and are going to grumble about them, which sucks as far as spread goes - but DOES mean u can schedule with ur local pharmacy sooner rather than later. please do so. ur immunocomprised friends and ur own body will thank u.

[bbg100]

Your county, and your state, likely both have a directory about where you can get boosted.

Vaccines.gov can also help you, and they have a number you can call if navigating online is difficult for you.

No insurance? You're fine. The bridge access program is going to continue offering free vaccines until Dec 2024.

Masks do not seem to be available for free any longer, however I'd love to be wrong so if anyone has any resources let me know.

Don't forget your flu shots as well!