assigned chaotic neutral at birth

This is a super serious and high quality blog.

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[pekingopera]

Kelly Pringle

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[evilwizard]

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

[magicratfingers]

[etriva]

from The Memory Palace, by Nate DiMeo

[lookupmedicalmisogyny]

Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

[lemurchick]

Russian-speaking twitter had a huuuuge discussion about that last month I think, it was crazy how angry men were after just reading this question.

The arguments against varied from “hotels can’t afford it” to “you should plan your periods women, you have apps for that” to “but what if men eat tampons by mistake” (what???)

It really blew up and as far as I know quite a few workplaces began to put pads and tampons in office toilets. Hopefully hotels will too.

[lookupmedicalmisogyny]

Yeah i just thought about it when i saw make up wipes in the hotel i stayed in the other day. Like make up wipes are very much something men could accidentally eat yet they are okay to provide but not pads??

[electricsircuit-deactivated2024]

Men will see a hypothetical hotel tampon and eat it

[feministyaoi]

men will see a tampon and say is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer

[realfootage]

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

[romanceyourdemons]

in honor of halloween, the modernist novels of james joyce and virginia woolf are now written in “scream of consciousness” style

[romanceyourdemons]

[ID: the first page of “a portrait of the artist as a young man”; the top of the page has the title, with the epigraph just below it: “‘Et ignotas animum dimittit in artes’ Ovid, Metamorpheses, VIII., 18.” below this is the first line of the book: “Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was down along the road met a”; the rest of the page is filled with lowercase and capital letter A’s /end ID]

[pancakeke]

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

[pancakeke]

this don't sound like a good recipe

[andmaybegayer]

Stick cooking spray

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply form airmetsierra reading: Information acquired: you can solder your brussels sprouts to the baking sheet. Tumblr reply form niceferatu reading: well now you can add a delicious tin glaze /End ID]

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[elucubrare]

Star Wars is Greek; Star Trek is Roman. 

[elucubrare]

The comments have very valid points, and if you see this reblog, you should read them as well, but the initial idea was that Star Wars has a lot of focus on individual heroism - there are teams saving the day, but in the end the OT is centered on Luke’s personal struggle with himself and the Dark Side, and there’s much more of the sense that a single person can affect the galaxy with wits and/or a lightsaber - it’s more Iliadic or Odyssean. 

Star Trek, on the other hand, is about crew cohesion and bringing the ideals and material benefits of the Federation to other worlds, and serving the Federation or your crew above yourself, which feels like the ideals of Republican Rome - you’re not going to get Scaevola, sacrificing his hand, not for personal ideals but to show the virtues of his people, in Star Wars, but you might in Trek. 

[eightyonekilograms]

Every ship captain we see in Star Trek (but especially Picard) is a philosopher-king, while Star Wars has the fall of the Republic and the rise of the Empire.

I guess you can go either way with this question, depending on whether you’re comparing the series to Greek vs. Roman art or Greek vs. Roman politics.

[westbrookwestbooks]

I love finding things like this on this site. It’s like coming across graduate-level discussions free-range

[slingerapen]

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

[teathattast]

[swordlet]

[Image ID: A wall of text in different fonts that has likely been edited multiple times by different people to say different things. Text reads "If you're 20-30 and your main circle isn't discussing:

-ethics of vampirism

- post-impressionist painters

- what makes a house haunted

- banana bread

- the call of the ocean

Then it's time to find a new circle. Your NETWORK is your NETWORTH!" /End ID]

[ballpitwizard]

chilchuck is NOT a two redbulls and adderall for breakfast girlie some of you are projecting

he IS HOWEVER a man who stops at the same place every single morning for a greasy breakfast sandwich and black coffee when not on a job without fail

he's mr. egg mcmuffin

[devilishdescent]

i hate living in florida i cant put my scrotum down for five fucking minutes without a hermit crab scuttling off with it

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

dreamt that ppl were playing "dnd hard mode" which was just playing dnd by a pool and if you rolled a nat 1 the dm pushed you into the water

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does