A Byronesque Bisexual's Library

A mixed bag, really. She/Hers. [Started 04/04/2010]

[catinthedicebag]

A light ominous pruple and some white and grey smoke effect in combination with some silver metal foil. This set is a comission. These dice are raw and still need some sanding and inking.

(Advertisement)

[myeclecticdream09]

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

[cubanpercy]

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

[lotrlocked]

[rinasaurusrex]

[andthosearesmalleragents]

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[smuttine]

more Hilda!

[agileo-101]

I freaking love Hilda, there’s needs to be more art like this.

[aspiringmonstergirl]

I will never not reblog Hilda

[bicapopart]

Hilda is a treasure ❤️❤️❤️

[purpleforcreativity]

obsessed with how she went “these pajamas don’t fit? i will make them fit.” keep #girl bossing

[gunsandfireandshit]

Seems legit!

[lesbianchemicalplant]

that was quick:

[newjadeboots13-deactivated20240]

you could paint a tunnel onto a wall and crypto bros would run into it and insist its a good deal

[ectonurites]

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[midnightvoyager]

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

[queen-sammie]

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

[anais-ninja-bitch]

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jacka1]

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Stop

[lesbianraggedyanne]

normal platforms: *yelling abt influencers and politicians*

Tumblr: hmm i think i will see what is going on in the suez canal today!

[guerrillatech]

[sargentballs]

it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cfluffiness]

Someone in facebook also posted this too

[xmagnet-o]

Omg

[halcyonjester]

Mediglyphics

[klubbhead]

This shit’s infuriating

[pseudonymsobriquet]

Oh, this is a type of shorthand!

There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.

As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.

Let’s break one of the words down:

Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”?

Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example.

Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”.

So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.

Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!

Isn’t language amazing~?

[heavyweightheart]

The argument for standing desks (intended to sell them) that humans didn’t “evolve to” sit at a desk all day is so absurd... how is the solution to this standing at a desk all day lol? That’s also awful, and worse or impossible for many people (ask cashiers). What we’re not “evolved to do” is sell 40+ hours a week of our lives to companies who pay us a fraction of the value we create. We’re not evolved to stare at a corporate screen or fake politeness for customers or tear ourselves away from the things & people we actually care about for so many hours a week that we have broken spirits and exhausted bodies even in our “free” time. That onion article about scientists recommending not only standing at your desk but walking right out of the office is both very funny and genuinely accurate (not that scientific institutions are actually recommending it, but the science supports it)

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

She threw him so hard he bounced! Damn this is satisfying to watch on a loop.

[black-geek-supremacy]

That’s fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[polyphonicchant-deactivated2020]

i like how this is the first time i’ve seen “deplatform” used in the most LITERAL sense

[preludeinz]

this bitch homophobic

YEET

[a-treatise-on-velociraptors]

your ship may be problematic but is it blocking the suez canal

[mjalti]