where the hell are my glasses

Remember, kids, three out of four demons prefer barbecue sauce to hemoglobin.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition

[quinn-host-arc]

the statements "clothes don't have gender" and "clothes can and do invoke gender dysphoria and euphoria for many people" can and should coexist.

[desultory-suggestions]

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[captainpissofff]

Who ever added those links without asking is doing lord’s work fs.

[captainpissofff]

Reblogging this again cause I never want this post to die

[fokindiabolical]

Making it a tradition to reblog whenever I see it.

[akcuervoraven]

Reblog to keep it alive

[waltzingbi]

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

[waltzingbi]

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

[alexseanchai]

The only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.

[autisticcodex]

We need to do what we can to protect the Internet Archive. Here is a petition that you can sign.

Sign the Petition

Defend the Internet Archive

This petition alone might not be enough, but everything we can throw at this counts.

[goatexx]

This is current- it was posted on 8/25/2025

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[chloecat]

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[femalegothic]

I really can’t stand anti-lawyer sentiment idgaf if your annoying uncle is a really smarmy personal injury lawyer or whatever the fuck it’s time to grow up and recognize that having an entire profession dedicated to understanding and upholding the law is actually extremely valuable to civilized society

[femalegothic]

Bro you’re falling for anti-lawyer propaganda saying shit like this. There are hundreds of thousands of talented lawyers who dedicate themselves to public service either through working directly for local/state/federal government or for nonprofit legal aid/pro bono organizations.

Sure sometimes legal assistance can be expensive but a lot of times lawyers are more than happy to work out payment plans for people who can’t pay lump sums. When I worked for an immigration practice, they had set fees for all of their services which set a cap on the amount of money their clients were expected to pay and then they let them pay at a rate of $100 per month until it was paid off, which is crazy cheap if you have any idea of how much work goes into a basic immigration case.

Furthermore big firms do NOT only hire top attorneys. Some of the dumbest motherfuckers I’ve ever met are charging $500/hr because the got their partner daddy got them a job. Big firms thrive on nepotism and clout chasing, not quality legal work. Obviously there’s an advantage to having deep pockets, especially when it comes to litigation, but do not buy into the myth that lawyers are simply inaccessible to the average Joe.

If you need legal help look for legal aid and pro bono in your area. Call private attorneys and ask if they do payment plans. I promise you it’s worth it.

[thelawfulchaotic]

Yesterday a judge said to the prosecutor when I won a case: “Any time you’re trying a case against the public defender, they’ve evaluated it, and they’ve assessed that there’s something to bring to trial. It’s never going to be a slam-dunk.”

Honestly that statement basically made my week.

Public defenders are here and we get in solid hits every single day.

[nar-r]

i’m the type to restart a song cus i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough

[alchemistc]

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Tweet by Outspoken(TM)(blue check mark) (@/Out5p0ken ): House Dems should drop a 'Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act' on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it. End ID.]

[summer-oil-inactive]

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

[rabbitscreams]

something white people (and nonblack people of colour) need to know is that if your friend of colour comes up to you to tell you that you were being racist in some way or another, that is an act of trust.

[rabbitscreams]

to elaborate: if they dont trust you to react well to criticism about your behaviour, they wont say fucking shit to you. theyll just silently absorb it until they cant take it anymore. do you know just how many microaggressions and casual acts of racism are tolerated every day by the poc around you? probably not!

your friend saying "hey that was kinda racist :/" is you being given a chance to apologize to them and do better, rather than you getting relegated to being Yet Another Source Of Pain.

[gotham-at-nightfall]

When you think the killer is a “leftist”:

When it comes out that the killer seems to have come from a right-wing environment:

Absolutely pathetic, a moral backbone made of wet toilet paper. I’ve caught fish that flip-flopped less than this…

[dumbpuppyfag]

i'm old enough, i remember how they treated trayvon martin, this was a kid who got lynched for walking on the wrong street and they called his murderer a hero. they dragged trayvon's name through the mud, they called him every terrible thing under the sun and blamed him for his own murder. meanwhile if you even acknowledge the things that charlie kirk objectively was, the way he promoted himself, the things he proudly did, you're a disgusting monster. forgive me if i can't take that shit seriously

[gingersnapwolves]

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

[stantler]

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

[stantler]

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

[crownofstardustandbone]

Just because you’re part of an oppressed party does not mean you cannot hold bias against other groups or members of your own group. Bias is learned and ingrained through society and family and it takes real work to unlearn it. No one is perfect, no one is without bias and you are in fact going to fuck up now and again—what matters is if you learn from it and grow.

[otatma]

this is what people are talking about when they say "do the work"

[iamnmbr3]

This!#social problems#so true#social issues#you can be apart of a oppressed minority group and still be capable of having prejudices beliefs and bias against other groups of people.#Hell you can be a oppressed minority marginalized group and even be capable of being shitty and horrible against other within said group#I've seen many examples of this with certain black people within the Black community.#Or seen some gay people be transphobic or shitty against other queer folks or those with different gender identities... via @deaddee-anime-brownfanlady