Been watching a lot of X-Files lately and he just keeps doing it

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Been watching a lot of X-Files lately and he just keeps doing it
guess you could say im kind of bricked up #amontillado
category is extremely traditionally masculine men written to experience traumas, tropes, and writing decisions that are more typical of misogyny
This is genuinely the most accurate gen z stereotype
itâs literally november which means next month is december which means itâs literally 2022
posts theyâll reblog in 2029 to mock the naivety of the past
This will blow up in 2029 trust
keep talking to me and weâre gonna end up like this
Lucy Liu photographed by Saint Warwick
no more jokes about taylor swift's lyrics or about gaylor when all that does is distract from the fact that when it is no longer lucrative to present yourself as a liberal "progressive" artist she has quickly moved on to marrying and befriending trump supporters. i do not care if there was anything gay between her and her ex bestie when her new bestie brittany mahomes is being personally thanked by donald trump. i think it's a shame that all discourse i see on this site about her right now is about whether it's ridiculous and stupid to think she's not straight. what we should be talking about is what it means when the biggest international pop star is getting engaged to a trump supporter during a time when we are seeing eugenics white supremacy ads. i don't care to hear about the eras tour unless it's about how dave portnoy (a trump supporter and alleged rapist) got a personal handwritten note from her at the eras tour. it does not matter if you think she's a crap lyricist or the best lyricist of our generation when what matters is what her choice to align herself with maga signifies about the culture
memeception
WEâVE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
Iâve said âI hate thisâ so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because âI hate thisâ is just shorthand for âthis is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnât expecting with intent to surpriseâ. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this⊠This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeâs introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youâll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itâll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareâs jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
âŠ.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - thatâs one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (âtake the breadsticks and runâ) is a reference to the tumblr meme âstuffing breadsticks into my purseâ. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatâs meme two (2)
âman door hand hook car doorâ is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic âstuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usâ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
âgunâ is⊠yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to âman door hand hook car doorâ for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iâve ever seen. the initial âyoung manâ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme âgunâ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasnât going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaâs comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgâs format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000âs rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
Iâm not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new languageÂ
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD IâM GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNâT EXPECT MORE IâM SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING âthis one does not spark joyâ TO THIS VERSION SAYING âthis one sparks joyâ
well i added my contribution : )
whyâ
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
âYouâre in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?â âOh yeah, sure.â âCan you explain it to me?â âI absolutely fucking cannot.â
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someoneâs going to ask me to explain this and Iâm going to be at a loss.jpg for words
(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )
Yo, I added more layers.
24 layers!
Oh my fucking god-
It took longer to do this than Iâm willing to admit.
Iâm sorry-
What the fuck? It got longer?
My terrible contribution
every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Feel like I shouldnât be adding to this but hereâs my contribution
Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and youâre not coming back! You donât recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and itâs anyoneâs guess what the fuck youâre supposed to be now!
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