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He/It ✦Transmasc ✦ 28 ✦ Art is more of a hobby than anything, my job leaves me tired as hell. Mentally unwell about Albert Wesker.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[idlelizard]

Pointy Pitcher

[hurrakka]

Playing with a stick of dynamite

[polarspaz]

Not to be greedy, but in your bloodborneleon au au, you said chreon are married, yes? And Chris is (so far) fully human, I think. I'd love it if you delved a little into how that marriage is affected by Leon's transformation. Is it weakened or strengthened? Who has the most trouble coming to terms with the cosmic horror of it all? Is sex a thing that's even still on the table? I promise this is not me angling for tentacle sex (unless... lol), I'm just a glutton for angst and relationships navigating the unimaginable.

BloodborneLeon AU AU

When Leon first gets back from Yarnham, Chris finds himself struggling between feeling both utterly relieved and horribly concerned. He's ecstatic that Leon is still alive but the state he's in now worries Chris immensely. He thought Leon had simply been mutated into a BOW at first and that maybe Rebecca might be able to create a cure for it with Elpis, but after seeing Leon summon a meteor storm, Chris realizes this is something more than just simply BOW nonsense.

His concerns ease over time though, cause the more Leon interacts and spends time with his friends and family, the more human Leon's mannerism's became. Instead of just saying two stilted words in response, Leon can now answer in full sentences. He even has a better time showing his emotions, smiling and laughing instead of just simply sitting in silence.

In short, Chris is just happy Leon is alive and recovering, and still loves him regardless even if he's part cosmic squid now.

As for Leon case, in Bloodborne the Great ones crave surrogate children, and I think maybe the reason they desire having a family so much is because having infinite cosmic power is actually cold, isolating and lonely? Leon's basically got the same problem, so now being around friends and family for him is like basking in the sun. That's also why he can't help but wrap his tentacles around people, they're just SO WARM. (emotionally and physically)

And for sex...well it's certainly MUCH more interesting now! Ahahah XD Here's Chris experiencing his first 'Cosmic afterglow'

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[polarspaz]

BloodborneLeon AU AU

Just wanted to do a cute doodle of Kos'Leon babysitting Emily for Grace. Perhaps I'll draw it later, but Leon likes to use his magic to conjure tiny stars and lights to entertain Emily. (He probably does this for Rosemary too, especially when she has nightmares and can't sleep.)

Also bonus doodle of Leon giving Grace a hug cause the poor thing was REALLY worried about him.

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[hurrakka]

The aftermath

[betaopus]

Zeno, typical corporate slave.

[midnightnautilus]

I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Well now I really want to watch this movie.

[eyes-in-the-void]

A version with the review stitched together for ease of reading.

[bug-kisser]

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

[sophiesalacia]

despite everything, you still scuttle on

[fjni]

美味しい七夕

[skelesass]

its totally Wednesday, chaps. have a quick warmup while im working on bigger projects

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[mls-classics]

[klappersacks]

(via File Photo)

[mudwerks]

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Tasty obelisk fries..

[memewhore]

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

[gingerhaze]

“It’s digestible”

[rhea314]

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

[nianeyna]

I have learned a new thing today.

[soupwife]

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

[nianeyna]

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

[dancinbutterfly]

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

[mr-elementle]

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

[papapastoral]

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

[elf7knight]

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

[kilncreatures]

forest dogy