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acheemient

This is amazing.

theweirdwideweb

mixolydia

(just in case you have adhd and this was fucking you up like me)

youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea

What the fuck am I looking at here?

tiffanarchy

How is this so visually unintelligible?

queenwolfwitch

Because a friend on fb shared this and someone explained it. It’s not really supposed to look like anything but god it makes my head hurt

lastvalyrian

dug up this explanation from the notes because it was driving me insane

estrogenpatchnotes

The one time the answer to “am I having a fucking stroke” was “yeah kinda”

ankleblister

sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042

aesthellar

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

africanaquarian

if you’re not vaccinated you should NOT be allowed to travel. period.

africanaquarian

it doesn’t make sense people are reintroducing countries to illnesses they haven’t experienced in years just because some affluent soccer moms think their stupid ass kid is gonna be the next einstein bc he’s never gotten a measles shot

teaboot

“But it’s my body!!!!” Yeah, and it can sit in quarantine as long as you like Karen, you walking smallpox blanket

memewhore

gierlsquad

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

helenasundae

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

transhinsou-deactivated20181204

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

shoggoth-the-bitch

This is uncomfortably accurate

duskyhuedladysatan

i feel so called out rn

surprisebitch

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

hihicecil

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

miquerida

here i screen capped it

surprisebitch

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

vikingpoteto

are y’all seriously gonna ignore the part in which her tits literally hit her in the face

surprisebitch

thanks for highlighting an important detail of what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

great-tweets

I am simultaneously impressed and terrified.

anjieluvs-deactivated20221031

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

uncleromeo

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

bidoof

tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don’t care” dot com

rainymongerlawyercalzone

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT!

lunawings

I found a Pokemon vending machine at a truck stop...

It was somewhere in Shizuoka prefecture.

If you stand around without buying anything for a while, eventually Pikachu comes out.

And starts recommending Pokemon to you, such as this Jigglypuff.

So with only five minutes to go before my bus was leaving I caved….

Hello.

batzendrick-deactivated20230703

WHY CAN’T THIS BE A THING WORLDWIDE

unsurefuture

marauders4evr

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.