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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
blake kathryn
Mike Driver
Kiana Khansmith
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will byers stan first human second
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
bliss lane
Claire Keane
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
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@canonisalie
Marvel: so how about we put in endgame some gay character that no one cares about and that appears for like 000.1 second and is not one of the protagonists, and that if you are not paying attention you will not see, people are gonna love it.
Dc *sipping a smoothie*: so how about we make John Constantine have a relationship with a man, *gasp* or better yet we make him bottom for King Shark.
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[Transcription: "My cat was attacking the cords behind my monitor as I was "typing" up notes for the AP Micro class I teach and only after I got her down did I realize I still had the "Dictate" microphone on"
Utility is subjective (Not everyone needs a Ford F-150 for instance)
Utility is difficult to quantify (But for the sake of learning we'll assume it can be measured in utils)
Total Utility is the total amount of satisfaction or pleasure a person derives from consuming some specific quantity of a good or service are you kidding me right now what are you doing over there you you being a menace I'm trying to work I'm trying to get stuff done you just want pets obey them all the time stop it bill stop being bad just be good instead of being bad be good stop it stop it damn it damn it stop what do you want from me you're stuck in this spot that I can't grab you yeah I bet it is uncomfortable well guess what don't put yourself in a position where I have to keep doing this just be good ohh
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"Just be good instead of being bad"
"snakes dont have personalities!" Leliana, after 11 years of life: "OMG water is wet??" Watch until the end 😂
snake spotted!!
you ship them because they look good together, i ship them because the universe will explode if they leave each other alone for a single second, but are doomed by the narrative to tragically die apart, we are not the same.
Jon and Damian match each other's freak and I am tired of pretending otherwise. I am begging people to stop making Jon to be some kind of wild animal tamer with Damian. Jon is just as wild as he is. You can bet that when someone says let's jump of this building, the other is saying let's. Damian doesn't care if he can't fly, Jon will catch him. Jon always catches him. End of story.
Like you're gonna try and convince me that Jon wasn't a crash out??? He was ready to throw out hands, 100% ready to get violent, hell he was ready to kill if it came down to it. He is not his dad's superman. If anything Damian's the one holding him back.
im obsessed with the difference between the Wayne family and the Kent family. like i can imagine Clark and Bruce working on some kind of case at the watchtower when Kon storms in angrily talking about how Jon won’t stop whining to play games on his phone and it’s really getting on his nerves and Clark needs to go and tell him off bcs he won’t listen to Kon, and Clark sighs before turning to Bruce with an eye-roll like ‘kids amiright?’ and then they hear a far off scream from Dick on the other end of the watchtower that’s like ‘BRUCE JASON KEEPS DRESSING UP AS NIGHTWING AND KILLING PEOPLE IN BLUDHAVEN AND NOW IM BEING INVESTIGATED FOR FUCKING MURDER AGAIN!’ followed by an evil Jason-like cackle and a crash, and Bruce just grunts and stands up to go investigate with a chuckle, returning Clark’s look like ‘oh don’t i know it haha’ as if the two are in any way comparable and Clark isn’t staring at him like his whole family is insane
Inspired by this week's WFA:
Bruce, emailing: Dear Clark, I need you to report to Wayne Manor at your earliest convenience. Signed, Bruce Wayne.
Clark, emailing back: Dear Bruce, I will be there within the next hour. Signed, Clark Kent.
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Dick, texting: Meet me and Babs in 30.
Kara, texting back: K.
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Jason, shouting out the window: YO BIZ!
Bizarro, five minutes later: Not here!
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Damian, at a normal volume: Kent.
Jon: *zooms across the country in three seconds*
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Tim:
Kon: *breaks the sound barrier*
The Superfamily:
Meanwhile Connor:
God Damian, you're basically holding him at gun point
Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)
Bruce, presenting a slideshow: any questions?
Damian: father, Jon has been a excellent influence on me, I request he be allowed in Gotham still
Bruce, thinking: uhh
Tim: Kon isn’t a great influence but I’d listen to him any day
Bruce: Do I need to go back to slide 26?
Tim:
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Jon, Kon and Clark sitting in their living room:
Jon: I think Batman just sent me a death threat
Kon: congrats, you’ve officially made the ‘Kent/Super family hate slideshow’
Jon: the..what?
Clark: that’s what happens when you break up with Batman
Jon: you dated Batman??
Clark: yes?
Jon:
Kon: Wait is that why I’m into Tim… is this a genetic thing??
Lois, listening in: No it’s unrelated to Batman, you like Tim because all Kent’s like dating people who stand their ground.
Kon: oh
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wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!
Remember when Damian canonically went to hell?
...yeah...
Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)
i hate reading super sons fics where they’re at school and damian is always in trouble and jon is a goody two shoes. because in reality, jon is constantly getting in trouble and being sent to the principal’s office whereas damian knows how to get away with shit. he’s an assassin and a bat, he can be practically invisible if he wants to be.
