used to be young and promising

[znj]

[trickstertime]

I know I just reblogged this but the idea of recreating art from your ancestors FIFTEEN THOUSAND years later is quite beautiful. Like, imagine someone in the year 17,025 recreating art you did just cuz they like it.

You may have liked your artwork or you may have been like 'meh, not my best work', but literal hundreds of generations after you died, a person speaking a language you cannot understand, living in a future so alien to you that you couldn't possibly imagine it, made a sculpture of your art and shared it with thousands and thousands of people on a communication network that uses lightening inside flattened rocks and invisible waves of light that travels to where the stars live and back. And they all love it. Everyone who sees it is like 'aww, that's nice' or 'holy shit I love this'.

They never knew. They, their kids, and their kid's kids never knew that this would happen to that art.

Much the same as you'll never know if your fun little bits of art may survive a crazy long time and be loved by future people.

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[der-ewige-retard]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[charl0ttan]

wanna be a haunted painting when i grow up

[charl0ttan]

hauntedpainting.com/careers

[charl0ttan]

id be so good i looove imbuing a room with an inexplicable energy

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[rosenkranz-does-things]

some attempts at vintage pulp covers style

[kiryuing]

[irisensata]

[thathomestar]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[lonelyroommp3]

i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

[jojotier]

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

[jojotier]

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

[theweirdwideweb]

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[weaponizedchocolatedoughnut]

[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[dragonbleps]

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

[dragonbleps]

by Talos this can't be happening