Winchesters in the TARDIS with Flynt Coal

Things I dislike so people can ignore this blog if they so please: Incest ships, dolphins, and Caitlin Kiramann. Have a question? Ask away! Pst.... Send me the dankest memes

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[willgrahamscock]

I miss when we lived in a time where I wasn’t worried about accidentally engaging with ai slop

[willgrahamscock]

ever since the Sora app was launched not even a week ago, it is #1 app downloaded worldwide, videos are scary realistic, it took 2 days before someone made child sexual abuse material with it. It's invite ONLY and someone already made csam.

fuck ai.

[gothsbian]

i open twitter. people are complaining about the word audiophile because they dont want to fuck the music. i open tumblr. people are happy about the word cinephile because they want to fuck the movies

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[frooogscream]

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[pukicho]

In a world of ghosts and ghouls, be a wraith

[pukicho]

welcome

[inacatastrophicmind]

[rylandsgrace]

PEDRO PASCAL

Sundance Film Festival 2024 // "Freaky Tales" premiere in Oakland, California, 2025

[viralfrog]

[rae-xoxo00]

omg the girlies

[astra-the-dragon]

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

[poppy-tarts-stuff]

Not leaving this in the tags

[tilthat]

TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”

via ift.tt

[theradioghost]

the fact that this doesn’t mention that 1. the song is called “the old dope peddler” and that 2. lehrer’s other songs range from delights like “the masochism tango” and “poisoning pigeons in the park” to a catchy theme tune for the myth of Oedipus to celebrations of plagiarism in math academia and a series of jokes about the folk song “Clementine” as written by various classical composers, not to mention The Elements Song, is unforgivable.

lehrer is also a math genius who entered Harvard at 15 and may or may not have invented the jello shot. eventually he got bored of performing music and went back to teaching math. as of May 2021 he’s 93 and still kicking around in California.

[oakenroots]

As of July, 2025, he has outlived Ozzy Osbourne and is 97 years old.

[yourboymolloy]

I desperately need them to meet

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[strawlessandbraless]

One of my favorite things in spn is watching castiel intermittently remember that he gave it all up for the first bottom who caught his eye

[castielspostnutclarity]

[artinventor]

I’m sorry but you can’t just officially confirm one half of destiel and then make it seem like its ambiguous for the other,,, dean had a way bigger list of gay crimes than cas like they were BOTH insane about each other and thats how the ship came to be what it is. like I actually thought dean was way more obvious than cas was. You can’t backtrack on only one of them and be like aha he was gay the whole time! And not have me assume the same for the other, like this confession makes you look back at the relationship in its entirety

[artinventor]

thinking of how someone responded to this telling me it’s obviously unrequited and I’m just forcing my headcanon, meanwhile this is the show:

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[pandabibble]

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