The Punch Line Is That There Is No Punchline

18 - Any - AuDHD - pfp by valdevia - PLEASE FFS READ MY DNI

[casual-crow]

GREETINGS, AND WELCOME!

You have stumbled upon my casual blog, where I reblog various posts and make posts as well. Usually not making too much sense, as I do. :]

Please at least read the trigger warning at the bottom before you continue any further! (Signified by the ⚠️ emojis and orange) and the DNI list below it (signified by red)

Art Blog: @crows-with-a-pencil

SPECIAL INTERESTS

Murder Drones

Neil Cicierega

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Ornithology (Birds)

The Amazing Digital Circus

FANDOMS/OTHER INTERESTS

Dead End Paranormal Park/Deadendia

Delarune/Undertale

Gravity Falls

Haunted Hotel

Junji Ito Mangas

Knights Of Guinevere

The Gaslight District

The Owl House

MUSIC I LIKE

Bo Burnham

Caravan Palace

Lemon Demon

Mother Mother

Miracle Musicle

Talking Heads

They Might Be Giants

Tally Hall

Will Wood

SORTING TAGS I FREQUENTLY USE

Audio - Used for audio only, not audio in a video

Crow’s shenanigans - Reblogs, usually only negated if it’s really serious

Crow’s yapping - Any post I make that isn’t a reblog

Reblog

Serious - Currently working on integrating this tag, replaces my reblog tag on serious posts

Art reblog

Text post

Meme

Videos

⚠️!WARNING!⚠️

On occasion I may reblog posts with materials that you might not be comfortable with. Here are tw tags I may use in case you need to blacklist them.

Art Tags: Tw blood, tw body horror, tw eye contact, tw flashing, tw gore, tw horror, tw suggestive

Text Post Tags: Tw ai mention, tw caps, tw flashing, tw f slur, tw politics, tw suggestive, tw unreality, tw violence

It’s worth noting that I swear so often I can’t keep up with that particular tag. If you get triggered by that, either don’t follow me or just block me— I don’t mind!

( If I am missing any tags on a post, please tell! I will gladly update them. :] )

DNI:

- Ableists

- AI “artists” / AI bros

- Extremely personal blogs

- Minors under 16

- Neonazis

- Pedophiles / MAPs

- Racists

- Transphobes & homophobes

- Trump supporters

- Proshippers

- Zionists

- Zoophiles

I apologize if the list is missing anything. I have a terrible memory and am not very good with thinking up points on lists. I will add to the list whenever I remember something I might have missed, if I have. Thanks for actually reading this!

Dividers:

thecutestgrotto

(More to come)

[casual-crow]

MAJOR TADC SPOILERS BELOW

Is this anything

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[wikicamp2]

i need to know how many times someone has copypasted the bee movie

once

[casual-crow]

goose is not a groomer and their entire blog is dedicated to pedojacketing her and inciting harassment towards the user theyre impersonating/ stalking, they have been doing this for months on end. also if you care please also take smiling friends out of your interests as zach hadel is heavily racist and was knowingly close friends/roommates with a pedophile, thank you.

Again thank you for telling me. I didn’t know about that.

[casual-crow]

please block and report @ fist-fulllofstars (3 Ls) they’re impersonating and stalking another user + spamming harassment under fanart + making rape threats

Thank you for telling me about this, I didn’t know. I’m sorry.

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[blualt]

hey thanks for acknowledging my nefarious asks

- the nefarious asker

holy fucking shit

[unyieldingsilence]

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[brojustadude1]

Drew over a school doodle

Homeless man draws his fave doomed yuri and cries that it's doomed

[this-is-nonbinary-joy]

Nonbinary joy is my nearly 60 year old coworker getting super excited when I told her I wanted to use they/them instead of she/her and greeting me with "Hey mage!" instead of "Hey miss!" when I walk into the store, anyway never let anyone use age as an excuse for bigotry!

this is nonbinary joy!

[3hkowalski]

Multi-Port USB Charger Tails!

I swear I wasn’t drawing anything suspicious.

[anphivenas]

How do i get out of this

[anphivenas]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[wheelchairtetris]

wheelchair users deserve a minimum of three wheelchairs to meet different needs. like, bare minimum of indoor chair, outdoor chair, and off road chair. chairs that meet different needs for transport, activity, positioning needs, energy levels, etc.

there is not "one chair" that can meet every need. wheelchair users deserve to have multiple chairs that meet specific needs, no matter how complex their seating/positioning needs. we deserve to at least have a backup if our chair breaks that is just as suited to our needs.

[wheelchairtetris]

wow this blew up

for anyone who doesn't know, wheelchairs are very expensive and insurance will usually only cover one every five years or only cover a new one if your needs have changed significantly. the expense is especially true for anyone who has complex positioning needs (i.e. requiring tilt/recline/elevation in power wheelchairs, general group 3 power wheelchair needs, one arm drive for manual wheelchairs, etc.). as with so many disability related issues, those most impacted by their disability are most at risk of harm when adequate support is out of reach.

this post isn't a joke about how we deserve more for being disabled. this is a very real issue for many wheelchair users, for whom using a wheelchair not suited to their needs can cause very real harm. access to multiple wheelchairs that meet your needs can save lives, and the financial limits placed on disabled people (through insurance, through savings caps, through limited income) prevent that from being our reality!

[greatwaytokillhim]

still makes me laugh whenever i see it

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[justarandomart]

Everytime I think about Kinger using Caines full name i laugh

Kinger: "Creative Artificial Intelligence Networking Entity!! you're in timeout!!"

Caine: " :(((((( "