Ilya Rozanov lovebot

fanfic writer • they/them • 22 • ao3: catboy_mingi

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[hollanderthoughts]

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

[hollanderthoughts]

Which is cry while getting pounded into the mattress, yea. Obviously.

[catboy-mingi]

currently wondering how likely it would be for the LAFD to have a truck drive in a pride parade with all queer firefighters on it (I wanna write a fic where buck and tommy meet there)

[sunnypeachyy]

wait omg

[hollanovcat]

melt

[argillaforma]

i love when certain very specific things just gets accepted in fandom as if they’re actually canon and everyone just agrees that yes ilya is addicted to phone games and he spends too much money on candy crush and cliff marleau is a little bit bisexual (or ilya-sexual) and very unaware of it and also the biggest himbo you’ll ever meet and of course shane invents sex acts out of his own beautiful mind

[koldefingre]

Jane Hollander x Calvin Klein

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[isabelopaque]

Im tired of not speaking my truth to stay uncouth. We simply must torture The Character in perverse and cruel ways for my enjoyment and pleasure. Guards begin

[catboy-mingi]

I love being a multishipper like yes I will eat from every single plate at the banquet and I will enjoy all of the foods to my hearts content

[catboy-mingi]

youtuber/streamer Buck who is at twitch con and single father Eddie who has to accompany Christopher to the meet&greet bc Buck is Chris' favourite streamer

[catboy-mingi]

Ilya watches drag race with Svetlana and has lots of opinions on the queens and which queens are his favourites

[catboy-mingi]

later on Jackie and Rose are included and they all hangout and watch drag race together and give each other drag makeovers

[catboy-mingi]

Ilya watches drag race with Svetlana and has lots of opinions on the queens and which queens are his favourites

[aslongasitsblack]

Ilya voice while planning summer vacation and shane asks where he wants to go As long as you wear those little shorts…I will be happy

shane voice Obviously I’m going to wear the little shorts. can you please contribute to the discussion

[aslongasitsblack]

(@loontattoo)

[fuckrozanov]

connor storrie really took ilya being 9 inches to heart because every time we see ilya jerking it that arm has the range of motion of a man trying to crank a lawnmower that’s been sitting in the garage for 3 months…..i see your character work mr storrie i see those wide gratuitous strokes

[tashaneva]

*yuri beams your hockey yaoi*

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’