Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The Bowery Presents
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@cathulhukraken
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
Us: *starved from lack of representation in our favorite novels*
Rick Riordan: Heard y’all wanted some representation so here an African American girl raised in the 1940’s lol
Us: OH MY GOD YES THA-
Rick Riordan: Oh lets give her an awkward yet badass Chinese-Canadian boyfriend
Us: OH MY-
Rick Riordan: Oh, here’s a Native American girl daughter of Aphrodite with a movie star dad
Us: I-
RR: What about a smol sassy Latino boy that will soon become your favorite character?
Us: AWW-
RR: Oh wait, here an lil emo Italian sad boi and his sunny optimistic boyfriend
Us: WH-
RR: Here’s a badass native Latina who takes no shit (we all know she gay af for Thalia but we must wait)
Us: Oh-
RR: Y’all wanna hear about the queen of bisexuals Apollo?
Us: I’m-
RE: What about an old, non-sexualized lesbian couple with an incredibly romantic backstory??
Us: Wait-
RR: OH WAIT! Do you want a badass Muslim girl who follows tradition Muslim values but doesn’t let it stop her from living a normal life? Oh, and she’s also in a healthy arranged marriage don’t worry
Us: H-
RR: How about a gender-fluid and transgender child of Loki with a lovely taste in fashion?
Us: Wait hold o-
RR: What about a deaf elf who uses sign language to communicate but is still a valuable character?
Us: But-
RR: Oh, and here’s two biracial siblings that look nothing alike but they’re related, trust me
Us: *shocked*
RR: OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! Literally all theses characters are dyslexic, but it’s ok because it’s possible to live a full life even with disorders like dyslexia.
Us: *faints from the tidal wave of representation thrown at us*
RR: Anything else?
Us:
odin’s a+ parenting
bonus:
#thor: dad sif is clearly a lesbian#odin: oh hmmmmm are u sure @thorsbian
#odin: i thought she was asgardian
Here is @bbcrazypraise ’s MC Cresceda (on the left) and my MC Kasia (on the right)~
Please click for better quality, tumblr is driving me crazy 😭
Background from @thearcanagame (found it on the wikia) 💖
Og picture
More Arcana memes because y'all asked for them~
# I may be salty and bitter but at least I didn’t include the worst ones
finally an ARAB meme in this fandom. I have been waiting for e v e r
@peachiposts Ehhhhhh, as an Arab girl playing a game happening in a fictional but arab place, I have some thoughts a lot about the way my culture is depicted 💖🤙🤙
at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and
It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying
That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?
HUH????
Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak
Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad
good content
#how the fuck did they get that close without a cop or white dude Approaching* update: on the full length youtube video they did, in fact, have a white dude yell ‘he’s a native Virginian!’, because of course. From a car, because of course.
Someone please add the Keanu Reeves smoking meme, because I am too done and fucking tired of my state rn.
The worst part is I know exactly where this is and I lived like three blocks away. I hate this statue.
So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will
My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and
Grammy had the last laugh
This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.
Yeah, and Grammy had the last laugh
legends only!!!
i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)
i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit
there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!
HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!
They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.
WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!
THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.
@dalethesjtoddler
And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”
This post was written by Roy Mustang
Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”
The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”
And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
“Pick a god and pray.”
-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening
Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…
this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources
#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it
this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it
this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it
Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence
Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. But then one day someone just “Wait a second, he’s in all advanced classes,” and everyone realises that he’s never done anything to make people think he’s not super smart- he’s just so nonchalant about his smarts people didn’t notice
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.
update:
I love that he kept …. All of them.
I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!
Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!
REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS
Today in things people didnt care about until you called a woman a lesbian
Bisexuals aren’t lesbian
